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OkeEsibe:
yeah

Mine is not working.
How do I possibly fix it?

mrphysics:
Benima Restaurant directly opposite Carver building and beside Malima.

No wahalas. I go try show.

mrphysics:
January: 20th - 31st

Alright. If I'm around by then, I'll show up.

And, where's the venue?

mrphysics:
yes

Around what time in January will you guys be organizing the meetup/training?

Mind if I participate?

I stay behind flat.

mrphysics:
yes, by January, we would be organizing a 2 weeks seminar on Photoshop, After effect, In design, Cinema 4D etc. the posters will be out this week

Mr. Apollo, you dey NSK?

Now, this is Awesome. And a game changer.
But, are they putting it out for everyone or just for their own use?

dOnLarich:
yes bro .. How do you wanna get it..

I no know whether you fit upload am somewhere for me. Or abeg, send am for me via whatsapp or BBM.

dOnLarich:
What if your wife proves you're not the biological father
of your children?



You mean when am the one that is what or what are amI
saying self .. I actually mean am the one that is not my
father

Please, do you have that video? I need it combaaaaaad bad!

wkkwl:
if you know how to draw 2d and 3d cartoons contact me
or drop your contact.

I'm good at 2Dillustrations. get in touch let's talk.

Contacts:
Phone: 08073879543
Whatsapp: 07033177777
Email: xchipgraphics@gmail.com

Mehn, I've been trying to get to this Apollos.
I'm sorry to say, but, that your "BIG STAGE" design is more like it was done while asleep.

Personally, I've come to find out that you try to present everything on your design at once. No breathing space.

You don't consider colours and proper Compositing of elements.

Your typos are too BIG.

And, some designs are not properly blended. Some of the elements find themselves thrown out.

DerrickM:
@MENZO4U: @FELIXCHIP is based in Enugu so not Lagos based while it's left @SKYHIGHWEB to disclose his location,best regards...

Thank you for that.
Just saw his post.

lomprico:
Ss never stopped!

Mine stopped for a while. And, I stopped trying it.
Will check it again this evening.

What's your Location?

fighal:
U reach Garden City(PH) for night.. U comot from garden city 4 morning.. Bros so u just leave ur state come book hotel for ph and go bak to ur state..

I no reach PH for night.
I went for an event. #StartupSouth.

Then, got a place to stay for the night, and left in the morning.

Teeboy22:
smiles..naso

buh if na some guys ehn


dem no dey dull o

Well, it depends on your definition of "Dull".

Originalsly:
lol...lovely guests! ... but you sure did manage very well!...you and your ehmmm...adventure! Funny.

Um.. I'll say I did my best. And, to be frank, it was funny. After everything had happened. But, as of then, I no know how I go take talk am.

Make we leave am.

Teeboy22:
IFFA HEAR say u no go go dat hotel hahaha,D ,D

Na charm dem carry hold me wey go make me go back for there? I no like the whole scenario.

But, I fit....

blessedapple:
Don't worry. When the time reach, we will know.

You sef. Na you wey dey funny. No be me.

Originalsly:
Did you see any other guest?.....and are you sure that was really a hotel?...to me is more like a ehmmm.... you know what. Nice write up!

Well, the room at the back, just like the owner said.
But, I needed a place that's close to the garage 'cause I needed to get the first bus to my destination.

But, the structure is that of a Guest house. And, I suppose some of the people I met at the bar were guests 'cause they remained there till around 12 am discussing. In their singles and pants.

Thank you. I'm not used to writing this much.

blessedapple:

Somebody must be a funny person here.

I no know for that one o!

blessedapple:
I am foreseeing you using same place in your next visit to PH

Lol. Well, on my next visit, I'm staying with a friend.
And, if for any reason I'll have to use a Hotel, e no go be that one o!

fejikudz:
LOL you get luck

Get luck as in?

blessedapple:

No be laughing matter o!
Though, after everything, and, I was remembering it, it was a bit funny.

But, as of then, e no funny at all at all.

PresVA:
Lol...ThankGod you were able to resist the temptation. . You gat some self control.

Seriously, it was a very difficult one.
But, na God.

The dress she's wearing 's shorter than my singlet. She bent a bit and rested herself on the arms of the chair I was seating on. Making her face less than an inch away from mine. She stared me in the face and asked "you want to have fun?". Fun? What kinda fun I asked. And, please, can you move your face so I can breathe. As expected, she moved a bit. And continued, fun like... you know. You ain't a kid.

I gave her a grin. Well, I understand. But, I ain't here for fun. I already had fun someplace, and, I'm here to rest my head. If you wouldn't mind, I'd like you to take your seat back. She looked disappointed. Shuo! I never even arrive PH finish. She walked out. To the front. I smiled. Then, her second looked at me for a while. Sighed. And walked away too. See me see wahala.

Few minutes later, the Engineer arrived. And showed me the room. It's cozy. And cool. I paid.
Na im the Engineer say dem keep fuel for there say fuel dey scarce so dem come buy those ones for use.
Fuel? For my room? Abeg carry am commot quick quick! The man begin beg. Later im come carry 'em commot.

I took a deep breathe. Lie down for bed small come go pour water for body.
Immediately I stepped outta the shower, there came this knock on the door. I checked, and it's one of the girls. She said she thought it's a lady that's in the room. I said "No babe dey here". Abi I look like woman!? She no waste time commot.
I cleaned up and had to get something to eat. I stepped out and talked to a lady whom I saw serving some dude earlier. She said that what's left was swallow.

Rat dey refuse fish? That was what I needed then. She asked if I prefer to have it in my room or right there. I asked her to serve me there. And, this same girl that knocked on my door was seated right across and was supposedly chatting on her cell phone. And, she kept stealing a look. I no send you o. The girl arrived with my food.
O boy! I swear! That food go make you promise person private jet. E sweet die.

I got down to it. And, this babe kept looking at me. Na me you dey find abi? Tell them say you no see me. I changed position and backed her immediately. No carry devil play o. As I chop finish, I called the waiter and paid immediately. This girl still dey look me. Holy Ghost come o. Dem don show. I grabbed my bottle water and walked gently(fear don catch me but, I no gree make e show) to my room. Locked my door well well. And waited for a while. Maybe she may come again. After a while and I didn't hear a thing. I took a deep breath. Did a few things on my lappy and found myself awake by 5am. Took a shower. Dressed up. Handed the keys to them and headed for the garage. Got a bus. And, home I am. Thank God o! No be small matter at all.

.

I found a cheap Hotel around via Hotel.ng and took a ride to the place. I was surprised. It was not along the road so I took out my phone, opened Google map, looked up the Hotel and walked to the place.

The photo on Hotels.ng was better. It's the same but, I guess the photo was taken a while ago. I proceeded to the reception. The reception was empty. No sign of anybody apart from some voices coming from the Bar. Huh? Where does that happen? Ok. I shouted "who dey here o!". And a big guy arguing in the bar few steps away signaled me to come. He was in a BIG singlet Like Rick Ross's. I threaded with caution. I got to him. He asked what I wanted. And, I told him I needed a room for the night.

He looked at me like "you? Need a room? As you small reach?". He said that there's just one room left and it's around the back. But, that his engineer has the Key. His engineer? He may be the owner of the Hotel. . And, so I should go around the back and wait. I haff tire and no get time to talk yeye talk. I walked to the backyard. And, behold, a mini bar. There were men playing board game, drinking, dancing. And, these two girls on a bottle of "I don't know". I walked to the girls' table and without asking, joined them. They didn't bother either. I sat there. Tired. Hungry. And, I needed take a cold bath.

As I was still waiting for the Engineer, one yeye person just waka pass begin ask the girls whether dem don greet their new guest. Wetin concern you so? Na im one of the girls stand up o. Na then I know say na classic olosho dem be. Fine babes wey dey find customers. Me, I set gan. She said "Hi". Me sef reply am quick quick. But, stylishly. Shebi you want play? Me na captain.

I left as early as I could. Boarded a Bus. And we took off.
This was where the adventure began. Our bus driver stopped for five times. He had to refuel his car three times. And stopped twice to put water in the(I don't know) somewhere in the engine.

We got annoyed. But, you can't do a thing. And, he won't utter a word to anyone apart from "Get down let me put water".
We endured it. We arrived Ph. And, we got to the last bus stop before their park, and the driver asked if anyone would go down. Else, you'll have to wait till we arrived their garage. A lady went down. And there were few of us left. As the driver drove off and headed for their garage, this woman started shouting "Driver I want commot o". Trust the driver, he became deaf and dumb. And acted as if he didn't hear a thing.

She shouted and shouted. And, she started raining abuses on the driver. Still, the driver no talk anything. She continued abusing and shouting at the Driver until we arrived Peace Park, PH. Safely. And tiredly(does that word exist?).

Fast forward.

After the event that took me to PH, I needed a place to crash for the night and also close to the garage so that I can easily get a morning bus. And, somewhere cheap. You know say ground no level.. Hotels.ng and Google map came handy.

Misolex:
Good morning to you all....am a guy with great passion for ART. I have little knowledge on photo ande video coverage.... I'l like to learn GRAPHIC DESIGN,PHOTO and VIDEO EDITING, ANIMATION..... I Stay in ibadan. Any idea where i can learn the stuff mentioned above? Kindly help me with cost involve......thanks


pls, i need your advice and mentorship.

I can't really remember their Address, but, google "Onemediastudios" . They're good. And, in Ibadan.

Good luck.

chubbyswit:
keep displaying your stupidity online. God have mercy on your pitiful soul

The truth is that you're trying to show that you're a gentle man. But, you just can't keep yourself from exhibiting your carlous attitude.

Find a rehab around you.

chubbyswit:
oga u're a lier from the pit of hell, scroll up to the first page and see where u were spewing insults on me for saying my mind on the subject, i just ignored you because it would be chidish on my own part to reply you. The other guy just took it upon himself to defend and i commend him for that though i didnt need it. Have a nice day

See your yeye life.
You na rebranded MUMU.

Commot for here.

DerrickM:
@FELIXCHIP,bro,he was just expressing himself. So both of you didn't need insult yourselves or rain curses on each other(totally uncalled for). You had your point no doubt but please y'all need to chill and relax.

Oga eh, as you see me so, na fun me just dey catch.
I made my first comment, but, he thought I was a fool and took to throwing words at me.

You see these kind people, na dem go talk pass, but, na dem mumu pass. He was trying to tell me that he is a pro and seemingly knows everything about design, but, he was spitting naked nonsense.

Anyway, you suppose know say I no dey find trouble o.
Me na just one guy wey dey do my thing jejely.
Ask them for here.

Happy Sunday. I wish you two bottles of chilled ORIJIN with two plates of hot pepper soup.

Enjoy dey go.

frankben4real:
nice wished i was chanced, am making plan for such stuff by next year but that will be in owerri with a friend...i will be looking forward to get you in for it

It's cool. Though, they sent in their items late.
But, bet me, it was awesome.

As for next year, I may be in Lagos if God permits.