Baby girl come here, Daddy has a gift for you.

Veteran Yoruba demon

A plot of land for sale at Ijede in Ikorodu with C of O, asking price #6 million naira, if interested call 07063216481.

Mathieu Flamini would be richer than all of them now.

This is most Naija girls dream proposal.

Nemesis be looking at him like.

Make that "longest run" for Nigeria.

Dear Aunty Toolz.....

Can't they discuss it over the phone?

If you like add maggi, curry & crayfish we are behind you, just get us to the Quarter final where we'll face Germany.

Like the poster above me said, its all about the facial expression, notice it next time & you'll have your answer.

Funke!!! Apostle will hear of this.

Issokay.

RIP gallant soldier. You have served your country well.

Konji is everywhere. I would be surprised if the lecturers are not nacking themselves in the office.

Letting her know has its pros & cons. If you let her know she'll respect & trust you (if she didn't before) but it could also reduce her confidence & self esteem as she won't know if people are talking or laughing about her tape when she walks down the street and this could lead to suicidal thoughts...... The choice is yours.

This kind of wife na Orente specie, almost extinct.

So should we fry sugarcane?

Nice dashboard, it's stuff like this that motivates me to make more money.

So we should fry Agbalumo?

Those legendary glasses. RIP legend..

Yoruba section alone? I smell something shady. Meanwhile, mama Shade who borrowed 100k to stock her shop with goods in anticipation for Xmas sales would be like......

gurunlocker:


Abeg who be this guy wey dey your meme?

AnonyNymous:

Who is this guy in the picture you posted? His face is in a lot of memes Does he have an Instagram account or something?

gurunlocker:


Abeg who be this guy wey dey your meme?

I no know o, me self dey find am, I saw him on instagram once but couldn't get his handle.

Baby girl, come & sit on daddy's lap.

Mufasa27:
Which Gt bank are you talking about?
Una don come again shey

I meant close not demolish, my bad.

Fayose & building demolition. That's how he closed GT bank.

She's a born hustler

He knows what he is seeing o #Villagewitches

Smellymouth:

Daddy G.O abi daddy freeze?
Go on, we are listening..

Daddy Showkey.

She nailed it, not bad, not bad at all.

The guy must have used jazz

Come and sit on daddy's lap.