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What is Glo seft?

IffaCatchYouEhn:
[size=14pt]ODE! Instead of them to improve their service provider, they are there signing STARS



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I served in Kano, Dawakin Kudu, they are really peaceful peeps but there is always a defiant. They called me Gandeni(person wey dey chop during fasting) and some other funny names mehn.
Buh I don't send, make I come back to my papa house in one piece be my main AIM

it is our blood to discriminate , although not all of us do it sha

God don anwer the guy call from Princess Fiona! if him na guy man, hunger shud not reach him 2nd generation atleast. looting things/ conduit

weeping profusely for this Nation and unborn generation

DIKEnaWAR:
People going for a 'privileged ' photo session with a thief shows that everything is wrong with our country.

Gbammmm. U just killed it

ekems2017:
Babe you can't tell me that after a year of courting or so you neva noticed that he didn't have a job. So he never took you out on a date? He never bought a gift for you. A zenith bank staff. That is you never noticed it. I refuse to believe. It means you were doing it right from the start cos if you sponsored your wedding for a man that is working and worst paid your bride price it means you knew it.

The Name of the magistrate sha. The guy saw that she love material thingz, he came with the carah and she fell yakataa. God helep both of them two

And that old dude is 37?

Abeg go help ur Mama run that cafeteria and make it grow and become an employer of labour.

uruuru:
Omo na die here o! Its been God n my good mama. What saves me is that my mama runs cafeteria. So I spend nothing much n only collect 2h sometimes to cut hair. I don look for d work tire. My mama is an angel always running to one top politician that promised job before I even went for service. Na story him still dey give. This life sef tire me o. May God help our jobless soul.

Endtime Restaurant.

jonaifame22:
Since u've been on NL, u dnt even know that I'm a barber, contact me lemme shave it for u, so far it's the one down below, it's not his job! It's something I can do

GBAM!!!!! Ikwuru obim mehn. Google the meaning plssss

GodsLastBorn:
Op you should ask him to kiss and lick your feet and axx every morning too it will help you in knowing if the relationship will last, its a relationship rule. I don't mind doing it with my boo boo but don't think every guy is down for it or that if he can't he loves you less, you seem selfish but I'm not surprised. why not be the one to introduce the shaving thing by offering to shave him first when you guys are bathing that is if he got little something that needs shaving after you're done then tell him you would like him to do the same to you not because you shaved him first but because you find it kinky, romantic or whatnot? instead you went "he I BAE, here's a cutlass get this bushes shaved!" come on. One thing I've learned in life is that you can get anyone to do something you want for you but you have to use the right words, time, person and situation.

I love this mehn

goshen26:
*WHY AM HAPPY THAT MUHAMMADU BUHARI IS THE PRESIDENT*!!!

*...ODIDERE AYEKOTO...*

*Today, I want to take time and thank GOD for making Buhari the president of this country*.

*At first, I did not understand why GOD allowed it to happen. But now I know and I HAVE SEEN reasons why we should accept his Presidency*.

*Had it been Buhari did not become President*:

*1. We will think that by now fuel will be #45 per litre*.

*2. We will think that by now #1 will be equal to $1*.

*3. We will think that by now three million jobs would have been created*.

*4. We will think that by now unemployed youths would have been receiving #5,000.00 stipends*.

*5. We will think that by now pupils would have been getting at least a meal(including fruits) in school*.

*6. We will think that by now Buhari would have made his assets and liabilities public*.

*7. We will think that by now maternal and children healthcare services would be free*.

*8. We will think that by now Boko Haram will be a thing of the past*.

*9. We will think that by now all corrupt leaders will be in jail*.

*10. We will think that by now Electricity will be 24/7*

*11. We think that by now Nigeria will be the Greatest and strongest Economy in the world*.

*12. We will think by now a bag of rice will be N5000 with a boom in Agriculture*.

*13. We will think by now Nigeria would have recovered all looted funds*.

*14. We will think by now Nnamdi Kanu would have declared Independent State of Biafra*.

*15. We will think that by now Nigeria would have gotten 3 standard working Refinery*.

*16. We will think that by now Nigeria would have stopped importation of fuel*.

*17. We will think by now office of the First Lady will no longer exist*.

*18. We will think by now National Assembly salary would have been cut down to 50%*.

*19. We will think that by now 720,000 jobs by the 36 states in the federation yearly (20,000 per state) would have been created*.

*20. We will think that by now there would be permanent peace in the Niger Delta*.

*21. We will think that by now Chibok girls would have been rescued*.

*22. We will think that by now the government would have started creating additional middle-class of at least two million new home owners in the first year in government and one million annually thereafter*.

*23. By now everybody will be blaming Goodluck Jonathan and calling him clueless*.

*The list is almost endless..."*

*This is Nigeria of 2016*

*The Minister of Agriculture studied French*

*The Minister of Education studied Accounting*

*The Minister of Solid Minerals studied International relations*

*The Minister of Power studied Law*

*The Minister of Communications studied Law*

*The Minister of Transport studied English*.

*Minister of Labour and Employment studied Surgery*

*Minister of Budget and national planning studied law*

*Minister of Foreign Affairs studied Medicine*

*Minister of Petroleum studied Law*

*IGP studied Agriculture*

*I didn't say anything ooo but I hope u know why our economy is on recess

uddeze:
ok, seen. next bad news please

Gowon

ReabridCharles:
If you didn't visit the president, then who did

Can somebody break this down pls.

Just Negodu

Beetobee:
I'm sure a Corper sent in this story. It is disheartening to see people write 'faith' in place of 'fate'. A University graduate! What would you teach your students if you are sent to a school?

I think it is genuine. Also don't think there is any publicity stunt here. The woman came to Toke's handle and asked for alms, she has to reply her.If not, we will say that she ignored a request from a poor widow.Also, we wont say it was 15k that she gave her. That was the woman's request buh she could have done more. That's my own lil thought though

Abeg pinshure of books in the library or adonbiliv it is a library but a hotel

But how come somebody was videoing it when it was happening , even to point of falling ? Hope eemmm .....