siempere:
Road construction my foot.. What happened to our pensioners who have bn crying for yrs.. May God punish our politicians.. .Abi nah poli-theif-cians sef..

your signature speaks well of you(Very Gud Bad Guy.....)

Kind of him... God bless.

One thing is certain,zhara is a graduate... Lol.

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Truly, rehabilitation work has commenced at the Federal Government road along Oji River - Ugwuoba - Anambra State Border by old road, Gov. Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi’s administration awarded two days ago to ANBEEZ Nig. Ltd to alleviate the sufferings of motorists and other road users. Vehicles now ply the road without being trapped. Enugu State is truly in the hands of God.

A MEMO FROM THE DEVIL.
............................................................
.............Good Buddies
35. Be sure to entice your
human to sin by surrounding
him with good buddies who share a lot in common. You
know, the same life experiences
while growing up, the same
kind of humor, the same love of
good-lookin' babes, the same
tastes in fast cars, etc. Once this bond is formed, it is very hard
for the humans to ever break it.
When HE starts working on one
of his sons to forsake sin and
follow HIM, the good buddy is
always there to put peer pressure on him to drink more
beer, to cheat on his wife, and
to stay out late shooting pool.
This peer pressure is so great at
times, that the humans usually
forsake HIM and choose us and our worldly temptations. After
all, nobody wants to be uncool
and to look like a holy Joe in
front of their drinkin' buds. We
have a lot of "good ol' boys"
down here in hell, who just yesterday were scoping out the
chicks in the girlie mags, and
who were throwing their beer
bottles out the truck window,
trying to hit the STOP sign as
they were running it. It's a HELL of a note that there was
another car running that same
stop sign coming from the other
direction. And when they get
down here in our hellfire, they
all say the same things: "Why me?" "There's been a mistake."
"Nobody told me about hell." "I
want to go back to my Mom.",
etc., etc., etc. I get so tired of
hearing the same things from
them over and over. HE warned them all about hell in HIS book,
the TV is full of preachers talking
about us, and there are churches
just about everywhere. No, they
have no excuses, and once
they're down here, there is no escape ever from our torments.
What did they think? That they
would live forever? That they
could repent at the last minute
when they were 85? As they
live, so shall they die. And when they sin a lot, we down here get
to decide when they die! After
all, since they reject HIM and his
austere way of living, there is
one and only one other choice
for their Lord and Master....The very dynamic, ultracool, and
very HOT, Me!
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Keep them busy
36. Ever notice how the humans
today are so busy with unimportant things? There's
soccer practice, going out to eat,
work, TV, family affairs,
shopping, computer games, etc.,
etc., etc. Many of the humans
are so busy with these pursuits that they will never find the
time to do HIS work - Feeding
the poor, giving drink to the
thirsty, clothing the naked,
visiting the prisoners, praying
for their enemies, etc. This is all great news for us, especially
since HE even spelled it out for
them in Matthew 25:31-46
about the importance of doing
these corporal works of mercy (I
really hate even saying that!) if they want to go to heaven. No,
they prefer the busy things of
this world much more than the
things HE told them in
Matthew's gospel that they had
to do in order to attain heaven. And they busier they are, the
better. For sure, we do not want
them ever to read about their
judgment to come in Matthew
25:31-46, so keep on keepin' on
with emphasizing in their minds the many worldly things
that occupy their time. And
always make them believe that
it is enough for them to only
profess their belief in him,
rather than on the necessity of performing good works as a
fruit of their faith. He told them
in Romans 2:6 that he will
render to every man according
to his works. AND not only that,
HE reemphasized it in Revelation 20:13 that they will
be judged ...by ...what ...they
...had ...DONE! HE didn't curse the
barren fig tree for nothing.
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Depression 37. When one of your humans
sins sufficiently, we then have
the power to give him one of
our greatest gifts, the gift of
depression. This is a state of the
soul that says that life is meaningless, that there is no
hope for the future, and it's
better to be dead than alive. In
this state, the humans really
believe that the sad way they
are now is the way that they will be forever if they stay alive.
We have convinced a lot of
psychiatrists that this is a
mental state only, rather than
one of the soul. We know that
the mind and the soul are linked together like fire and heat. So
we then get these doctors to
load up the depressed person
with drugs and counseling. Of
course, these things help, but
since the real cause of this disease is that of the soul, these
actions are only halfway
measures. Once they turn to HIM
through prayer, fasting, and the
sacraments, HE then takes over
their life and this state of the soul disappears; thus the human
then becomes even stronger in
the faith. So you must suggest
to him or her to kill themselves
while in this depressed state.
One of HIS saints, John of the Cross, referred to a similar state
of prayer as "the dark night of
the soul", when HE withdraws
all spiritual consolation to see if
the human can stand on his
own two feet through the sacraments, prayer, and self
denial. In other words, HE does
this to see if they walk by faith,
not by sight. This is similar to
when a child leaves the family
household to strike out on his own, after he has sufficiently
been brought up and cared for
by a loving family. Of course, HE
is always with them no matter
what, they just can't see HIM or
feel HIS love. HE went through a similar state of being on the
cross, when HE said, "My God,
My God, why hast thou forsaken
me?" And when HE was
undergoing this depressed state
of the soul in the garden of Gethsemane, we even caused
HIM to sweat blood by showing
HIM all of the sins of all of the
generations of humans that HE
had to atone for on the cross.
It's truly amazing that HE chose the arrest, the chains, the hits,
the insults, the rejection by HIS
own priests, condemnation by
the Romans and King Herod, the
scourges, the mocking of the
soldiers, the crown of thorns, the carrying of the cross, the
beatings, the nails in HIS hands
and feet, and the 3 hours of
agony on the cross before HE
died. This sacrifice opened up
the gates of Heaven that had been shut since the one sin of
Adam and Eve, the sin of
disobedience. How many people
today now disobey HIS church
on birth control and abortion? A
lot, praise be to me, the very first disobedient one! If they
only knew what awaits them
down here for their
disobedience - Eternal
depression, which makes what
HE went through during HIS Passion seem like a walk in the
park! After all, HE had it written
down for them in Luke 10:16
that "He who hears you hears
me, and he who rejects you
rejects me, and he who rejects me rejects him who sent me",
but most people today look
down on HIS Church, which
means of course, that they look
down on HIM, which is exactly
what we want. Back to top POWER !
38. Personally, I like giving the
humans power, and the more
unlimited the power, the better.
We did this with Pharaoh,
Herod, Hitler, and Stalin, and look at how they used their
power over other humans for
our benefit. Millions were
enslaved, tortured, and killed.
Others, however, can still work
for our benefit with lesser power, or at least the craving
for it. These lower humans use
their power to climb to the top
of their business world while
stabbing their "friends" in the
back to do so. They love the art of making business deals,
wheeling and dealing, building,
demolishing, always on the
phone, making lots of money,
looking down their noses at
people who aren't like them, hating people who are like
them, etc., and all the while
ignoring their family. Like a
little toddler, they cry and
whine when they don't get
their own way. Their very existence depends on this type
of busy, busy, busy, life support.
They will travel to the ends of
the earth to make a buck, but
would never even think to walk
across the street to humbly acknowledge HIM in HIS
tabernacle. They actually like
living in our world, er, I mean,
their world of busy finance
(sorry, my Freudian slip was
showing). And if anyone gets in their way, it's lawyers and
lawsuits, something HE warned
against in Luke 11:46, 1
Corinthians 6:7, and James 2:6.
These power-hungry humans
also know that along with power comes unlimited sex
should they so desire it, because
humans of the opposite sex find
power to be very attractive. We
encourage this unlimited
fornication through power by placing a lot of these types of
people together in the office
these days. These control freaks
(it's my way or the highway)
which include a lot of HIS clergy,
by the way, really believe that it is more important to gain the
whole world, and never even
think about losing their souls
(Mark 8:36) in the process.
Accomplishing really big things
while they are alive feeds their ego and is even an aphrodisiac
to some. They never even think
to pray for HIS power, which is
unlimited grace. He regularly
dispenses this invisible power in
HIS Mass, HIS book, HIS sacraments, and in HER rosary,
but most humans can't see it, so
they don't believe in it. Seeing is
believing after all, we tell them
on a regular basis, even though
at Mass they repeat that they believe in "all things seen and
unseen". Our power is in pride,
HIS power is in humility. The
more humble the humans, like
Moses (Numbers 12:3), the more
HE can accomplish in them. To our great pride, more people
want to be rich CEOs than HIS
trusting, humble servants. The
good news is that some really
believe they can be both, which
HE told them they couldn't, in Matthew 6:24 and Matthew
12:25. No, the real power that
we show them is the power of
this world - money,
earthquakes, tsunamis,
volcanoes, floods, nuclear bombs, science, control,
lightning, gravity, business
deals, jet airplanes, etc. No one
wants to believe that there is
unlimited power that they can
access, freely given, waiting for the asking, in the form of grace.
They want earthly power now,
and so that's what we give
them. Of course, we get their
souls in the end, but since they
never even think about their own deaths, who cares?
Certainly not the humans, that's
for sure, at least not until it's
too late. Like a deer attracted to
the molasses and corn at the
deer feeder, they are attracted to our power. And they never
suspect that there is a hunter
waiting for them at that deer
feeder who wants to kill and eat
them. It is so funny to see the
expression on their faces when we throw them into our lake of
fire. They simply can't believe
that a lifetime of ignoring HIM
and HIS dictates while pursuing
their own personal desires could
land them here. The funniest expressions are on the ones that
tried to have it both ways, the
fence straddlers. Some of HIS
followers do know, however,
that every Mass they attend and
every communion they receive speaks for them at their
judgment while we are
accusing them of their sins, so
be sure to work on them about
how busy they need to be
during the week, especially watching stock market updates
on TV all the time, so that they
will never even think about
attending daily Mass for their
"daily bread". The ones that do
attend daily Mass start to form an invisible shield around them
that makes it harder for our
temptations to get through.
With these kind of humans, you
have to be much more subtle in
your approach. I would suggest using the "spiritual pride"
approach by planting in their
minds that they are holier than
everyone else, which
immediately negates any
spiritual benefit they get. Happy hunting! The harvest is rich
today!

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lol.

kind of her.

The little i learned about
demons...
1. Demons are spirit
creatures,created with fire... At
such,demons are immortal
creatures,when Jesus casted out the demons in Mark5:9~13. The
demons begged Jesus not to
send them far off the country.
2.Demons are agents of the
devil,they prey on righteous and
faithful servants of God... Their duties is to bring lukewarmness
towards sincere worship to God.
3. One hundred(100) demons
can live on a single finger... The
man whom Legion of demons
was casted out by Jesus,was having 2000 demons on him..
4.demons are responsible for
sinful practices such as
abortion,stealing,fornication,
masturbation,gossip,terrorists
,tatoos,perversions,evil musics,pornography,sickness(th
rough charms etc) etc...
5.Demons can be sent away
with garlic,perfumes(some),
incense etc... But the surest way
to live far away from demons,is to live a life of prayer.
6. Demons when weaken on
earth,they flew back to hell(or
coven) to re-enforce... And that
is why if a demon is casts out
from a person,both the person casting them out and the victim
should remain prayerful...
Demons are never tired.
7.demons are more strong in
worship places or hospitals... (A)
In worship places so as to make souls think far away from God
and worshipping Him in spirit
and truth... No wonder people
feel so tired and sometimes fall
asleep when church activities is
ongoing.. (B) In hospitals, so as to make dieing patients think of
pains or wounds,instead of
asking for forgiveness or
prayers... Demons are active in
hospitals because if a patient
dies in state of grace,he or she might make paradise and at
such all satanic works on that
person from when he or she
started to steal meat from pots
till when the devil makes one to
become a pervert as an adult could all end on a hospital bed
and all sins forgiven by God in
just a minute.... This days self,
some doctors and nurses are
strong agents of satan,they
manipulate all sorts of things in order to render a dieing patient
unconscious... May God help us.
8. Less i forget,demons cant
survive on a plain surface...
What i mean is that they rely on
other bodies(e.g human,trees,dirts,grave yards
etc) before they live on
humans,they must have found a
weak point in such a person,if
they found a place
comfortable,they ll go and invite more of them to live together...
They feel comfortable when you
love to fornicate.. If the lady
possess 300 demons,just know
that after the act,both of you
might be sharing a whole lots of them.infact on that same day,
the demons may be inviting a
whole lots more to live with.
9. Demons hates white
wedding,religious
person,prayers,religion activities etc... Anything that
got to do with relationship with
God,the demons disliked.
10.May God protect us all from devil and his agents.. Amen.
By: Christopher Ugwuja

FuckTheM0ds:
can one who was an addict quit masturbation for a year and more? Is it possible

no habit that can not be quit...it takes determination and courage.

masturbation contributes too... But can be regained when one quit.

AngelNnedinso:
it's not ur fault. Ur stupid and useless father is d cause. Fool @40, ur uncles in d village has practically got u cheap with charm dat's why u can't see what is happening in Nigeria. U are as clueless as Buhari, illiterate of d 1st order. EWU, ur type of Ewu na Ewu hausa.

i cant continue this with you,cos i sense immaturity all over your comments.... Though omo igbo is not your fault,go back home and study history more ok...sorry o! Indomie generations.. omo jati jati.

wowmenow:

Your type need serious prayer
Is it not buhari that send army to massacre them

really? So Goodluck was also behind boko haram boys ba? Mental slavery,dont write what you cant defend.

AngelNnedinso:
EWU

you are the biggest goat ,omo igbo nonsense.keep supporting goodluck and nnamdi till your beer parlour belly rotten ode.

wowmenow:


Be deceiving yourself
If he us not fanatic why kill shites Muslim

your type deserves serious beating... How has killing the shites by Nigerian army made Buhari to be a fanatic?

hope all is well sha? My only unbiased Presido the Lord is your strength.

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Lol...

EIGHT WAYS TO MAKE MAN HAPPY!
1 Don't ask for money
2 Forget about asking for money
3 Never the word money to him
4 Don't think about money
5 Reject when he gives you money
6 Be very mad at him if he tries to give you money
7 Warn him you will break up with him if he tries to give you money
8 Threaten him you will commit suicide if he ever tries to give you money.

I thought he would use his lunatic grammars to embrace his day too... Atleast this one is readable and understandable... Hbd honourable.

na wao...were are we heading to self?

all this bloggers self...the Pics i have just viewed is not funny enough,yet u still demand me to log in for more pics...u correct?..... May God have mercy and continue to protect us all.

Love Machine:
They are different in terms of sweetness.

your username has defined you.

No time....lets go.
:
1) Most compounds are noiseless because 'I
better
pass my neighbour' generators are on
sabbatical leave.
:
2) Wives are happy because husbands
who like
hanging out are now staying at home
with the family because drinks outside
are not cold and no fuel to drive out.
:
3) All the housewives are cooking good
food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs,
:
4) Kids are reading their books since
watching
TV needs fuel.
:
5) No more congestion in network since
many
peoples phones are off.
:
6) Browsing & downloading is faster than before
cause not much people are online.
:
7) Everyone sleeps very early now, No more late
night movies.. Light no dey naa
:
There are MORE PRAYERS & less
distractions
lolzz.
:
9) Parents are over-joyed because their children
that were always online now concentrates on
their studies
:
10) Even God himself was very happy when he
saw people who haven't gone to church for
months and years going to church and staying
for both First and second services just to charge
their phones....... Add yours

Even inside church,you see them turning neck...u wonder what they want to see....everything u got,she also got it..na wa o.

No one they wont fall for....

NgeneUkwenu:
Nothing is too much to lose for LOVE!

you must be a blood sucker then.

I dont even understand the write up,moreless advising...

A NEEDLE CAN SAVE THE LIFE OF A STROKE PATIENT.

This advice is from a Chinese Professor .:
Keep a syringe or needle in the home to do this. It is amazing and an unconventional way of recovering from stroke. Read it through and thereafter, pass it on, you never know, it can help somebody one day.

This is amazing. Please keep these excellent tips very handy. Do take time to read this. You will never know, one’s life may depend on you.

'My father

was paralysed and later died from the result of a stroke. I wish I knew about this first aid before. When stroke strikes, the capillaries in the brain will gradually burst. When a stroke occurs, stay calm. No matter where the victim is, do not move him/her. Because, if moved, the capillaries will burst!

Help the victim to sit up, where he/she can be prevented from falling over again and then the blood letting can begin.

If you have an injection syringe in your home, that would be the best, otherwise, a sewing needle or a straight pin will do.



1). Place the needle/pin over fire to sterilize it and then use it to prick the tips of all 10 fingers.
2). There are no specific acupuncture points, just prick about an mm from the fingernail.
3). Prick till blood comes out.
4). If blood does not start to drip, then squeeze with your fingers.
5). When all 10 digits is bleeding, wait a few minutes then the victim will regain consciousness.
6). If the victim's mouth is crooked, then pull on his ears until they are red.
7). Then prick each earlobe twice until two drops of blood comes from each earlobe. After a few minutes the victim should regain consciousness.



Wait till the victim regains his/her normal state without any abnormal symptoms then take him/her to the hospital. Otherwise, if he/she was taken to the hospital in the ambulance in a hurry, the bumpy trip will cause all the capillaries in his/her brain to burst.
If he/she could barely manage to walk, then it is by the grace of God that he/she is saved. I learned about letting blood to save life from a Chinese traditional doctor, Ha Bu Ting, who lives in Sun Juke.
Furthermore, I had practical experience with it, therefore, I can say this method is 100% effective.

In 1979, I was teaching in Fung Gaap College in Tai Chung. One afternoon, I was in a class when another teacher came running to my classroom and painting said, 'Ms Liu, come quick, our supervisor has had a stroke!'. I immediately went to the 3rd floor. When I saw our supervisor, Mr. Chen Fu Tien, his colour was off, his speech was slurred, his mouth was crooked-all the symptoms of a stroke. I immediately asked one of the practicum students to go to the pharmacy outside the school to buy a syringe, which I used to prick Mr. Chen's 10 fingers tips. After a few minutes when all 10 fingers were bleeding (each with a pea-sized drop of blood), Mr. Chen's face regained its colour and his eyes' spirit returned. But his mouth was still crooked. So I pulled on his ears to fill them with blood. When his ears became red, I pricked his right earlobe twice to let out two drops of blood. When both earlobes had two drops of blood each, a miracle
happened. Within 3-5 minutes the shape of his mouth returned to normal and his speech became clear. We let him rest for a while and have a cup of hot tea, then we helped him go down the stairs, drove him to Wei Wah Hospital . He rested one night and was released the next day to return to school to teach! Everything worked normally. There were no ill after effects. On the other hand, the usual stroke victim usually suffers, irreparable bursting of the brain capillaries on the way to the hospital. As a result, these victims never recover. Therefore, stroke is the second commonest cause of death. The lucky ones will stay alive but can remain paralysed for life. It is such a horrible thing to happen in ones life.
If we can all remember this blood letting method and start the life saving process immediately, in a short time, the victim will be revived and regain 100% normality.'

IF POSSIBLE, PLEASEFORWARD THIS, AFTER READING , TO EVERYBODY ON YOUR LIST. YOU NEVER KNOW IT MAY HELP SAVE A LIFE FROM STROKE.

In effortless ceremony, a man got hitched to his wife and swiftly a family setting begun. In no time, Allah bless them with a boy and joy raided the air.
Just as the boy clocks three years, he is escorted by the father into the city to learn the Quran. Yes, a three year old is forcefully pulled away from his mother to God knows where! The father returns home to the embrace of his wife in kulle. Putus -another baby is on the way as the first one is left forgotten.
The mallam in his wisdom has been blessed by Allah and using his economic dexterity, he sends the poor child into the street to ask for arms. In the harshest of the street, the 3 years old boy learns survival instincts. He battles ruggedly against unexpected elements. In no time, he becomes a champion of the street.
Unfortunately, he is cut off from the affinity of family bonds, he has no relations to share feelings with as this lad is left for the street to mould him into her dictates. He becomes vicious, angry and paranoid. To subdue his anger against his mallam, he is told never to question his conditions as it is Allah's will for him. He is told to hate those who don't belong to his religion and with unmitigated fury, he brews in anger against the people in the society.
With age catching up with him, the street becomes uninhabitable for him. He can't longer beg because no one give alms to an able bodied man. He resorts to crime-from picking pockets to petty stealing and eventually to violent crimes. He is completely a nuisance to the society. The lucky ones amongst his peers are recruited into political thuggery and others brainwashed into religious fundamentalism.
As the circle of the almajiri life continues, he is arrested for any of the crimes above and made to serve jail terms. After years in confinement, he comes out more bitter,frustrated and hopeless. With no task to do, he takes to selling water and ridding okada. Again, he continues his romance with the streets.
Like a walking corpse, he moves around with fist of furry and stained mind of hate. He is quick to start a fight because he has nothing to lose. Because you are too sophisticated to him, you treat him with disdain and quick to pour verbal venom on him. In the blink of an eye, he draws out his pocket knife and press it to your fine body. While you writhe in pains, he flee into the streets because that is where he belongs. You learn a lesson never to engage the almajiri in a fight.
Suppressed eventually by age, he become weak in the hustles of the streets and resort finally to begging as curtain of life draws on him. As he battles to bid farewell to his unfair life, he look back at the offspring of his groin -the next almajiris of his legacy.
Tearfully musing.

Abdullahi O Haruna Haruspice.

Wow! Creative minds.

Lol.