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anochuko01:
Okay....look at this texts
One evening she called and requested that I should send her a message...I think we couldn't chat that day cox she was preparing for school exams.
What kinda guy wouldn't have hope with this?!

Bros your name na mourinho. In full..... JONZING Mourinho!!

KashyBaby:
hahaaaaaahaah....u juz being so childish by acting up like that..


Oohh well, juz go and find someone who can appreciate u then.

Secundum gratiam Dei, I'll get one who truly is my soul mate.

And please how did I act chidish Remove sentiment and explain to me so I won't make same mistake again.

BTW, we still chat weekly sha

More reactions from his fans

Just yesterday I opened a thread with a screen shot of Ben Murray Bruce's twitter page, taking a jibe at the his President. Someone said it was a constructive criticism, and such is always very welcomed. I agreed with him. But scrolling down my wall today, I saw this supposedly gentleman doing same thing he did yesterday, but this time, he exposed his foolishness.

Check these out and have your say.

Do you really think this guy has got even an iota of 'common sense'

https://twitter.com/benmurraybruce/status/716170187326693376

I really hate it when I here my fellow 'good guys' being friendzoned. Una mumu Lemme tell you bout mine

Met this chic online. She happens to stay just a street away. Very beautiful, humble, jovial and the rest. We got chatting and was really into each other. I'm not the type that send airtime to ladies online buh I had to send her cos she'll be going offline due to lack of MB, buh didn't ask me for airtime. So, since I loved her company, I sent her airtime (na so my mumu start)

Not long after we knew, my family relocated to Egbeda (from surulere) and we couldn't have our first meeting like I'd have wished. After much chatting and liking, we finally met at her street.

One thing I noticed bout this chic was that she doesn't ask for 10k or that much. She'll ask for very little (2k for this, 1k for that and so on) and in a month, I'd have spent bout 10k!!!

Then we moved back to lere cos egbeda traffic na die!!! Buh I didn't move with them cos I needed to stay close to my workplace (ogba). I got a room around there.

I never hid my admiration towards her from her. On 4 different occasions I told her I really want her as my Bae. She never gave me a yes neither did she gimme a no. Buh she go just use style sweep am under carpet. I was a mumu the 1st 2 times it happened. Buh on the 3rd and 4th time, I knew this babe was not into me as I thought. I was only a jonzing mourinho thinking she'll accept my proposal.

I really can't start listing all the YEYE things I did for this babe just so she'll see that I'm genuine and really liked her cos una go laff me die

I noticed that whenever she sees me, there's this 'thank God I go see change today' kinda look in her eyes. (Don't ask me how I knew cos I've been using that same look on my big broses wey sure, back then in high school)

She never for once agreed to pay me a visit. Always coming up with one school excuse or maale wahala or the other.

So what did I do Simple!

I ignored her!

I barely called nor visited. Whenever I'm in lere, I won't tell her, buh when I leave, I ping her and she'll ask me "where are you?" (She never misses that question), and I'll tell her "I'm at home. I was in lere yesterday sef" or "I just left lere an hour or so ago" and she go dey complain.

Now, she's the one that practically beg for me to come see her. And me go dey form busy.

And guess what??!! I no longer feel that attachment to her unlike before and I'm even free to tell her "omo babe I can't buy it cos I'm broke"

So guys, don't be scared to take that LEAP. If you see a gurl you like, don't hesitate to tell her. If she decline you twice, Bros, just do like some crazy Nairalanders do when they see a mumu thread....... NEXT!!!!!!

I really hate it when I here my fellow 'good guys' being friendzoned. Una mumu Lemme tell you bout mine

Met this chic online. She happens to stay just a street away. Very beautiful, humble, jovial and the rest. We got chatting and was really into each other. I'm not the type that send airtime to ladies online buh I had to send her cos she'll be going offline cos of lack of MB buh didn't ask me for airtime. So, since I love her company, I sent her airtime (na so my mumu start)

Not long after we knew, my family relocated to Egbeda (from surulere) and we couldn't have our first meeting like I'd wish. After much chatting and liking, we finally met at her street.

One thing I noticed bout thus chic is that she doesn't ask for 10k or that much. She asks for very little (2k for this, 1k for that and so on). In a month, I'd have spent bout 10k!!!

Then we moved back to lere cos egbeda traffic na die!!! Buh I didn't move with them cos I needed to stay close to my workplace (ogba). I got a room around there.

I never hid my admiration from her. On 4 different occasions I've told her I really want her as my Bae. She'll not gimme a yes neither will she gimme a no. Buh she go just use style sweep am under carpet. I was a mumu the 1st 2 times it happened. Buh on the 3rd and 4th time, I knew this babe was not into me as I thought. I was only a jonzing mourinho thinking she'll accept my proposal.

I really can't start listing all the YEYE things I did for this babe just so she'll see that I'm genuine and really liked her cos una go laff me die

I noticed that whenever she sees me, there's this 'thank God I go see change today' kinda look in her eyes. (Don't ask me how I knew cos I've been using that same look on my big broses wey sure back then in high school)

She never for once agreed to pay me a visit. Ways coming up with one school excuse or maale wahala or the other.

So what did I do Simple!

I ignored her

I barely call nor visit. Whenever I'm in lere, I won't tell her, Buh when I leave, I ping her and she'll ask me "where are you?" (She never misses that question), and I'll tell her "I'm at home. I was in lere yesterday sef" or "I just left lere an hour or so ago" and she go dey complain.

Now, she's the one that practically beg for me to come see her. And me go dey form busy.

And guess what??!! I no longer feel that attachment unlike before and I'm even free to tell her "omo babe I can't buy it cos I'm broke"

So guys, don't be scared to take that LEAP. If you see a gurl you like, don't hesitate to tell her. If she decline you twice, Bros, just do like some crazy Nairalanders do when they see a mumu thread....... NEXT!!!!!!

IgboGoat:
If you attended a birthday like this, and you are not married, something must be wrong.

My fellow 'Wise men from the east'

christinie:
It's not even certain that any beans will be exported.

APC lied that there's an on-going supervision. Any witness? Any evidence?

Let's wait and see

preciousedwin63:
I want to pay 500000 cash

Bros you dey vex

If you really wanna get it, hola me on WhatsApp with a better offer and let's discuss it through

SA

chomytex:
SLAPYOURSELF IF your phone has 16 digits as code while your leg's code is slide to unlock

Shoroniyen??

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Ozid:
I like Ben Bruce because of his constructive criticism. But I think we should not all see this travelling of the President as just touring the world we need to accept the fact that the last administration has really dented the image of this country and He(Buhari) is just trying to portray the good image of Nigeria and attract investors to the country. If really we are interested in diversification of the economy we need to support this govt and if they fail we can also boot them out come 2019.

Ben Bruce you have my respect as your constructive criticism is always welcome.

I luv your words brov. Made lotta sense there.

You also have got my respect.

Duchessree:
and this is the second time I've been fooled

I really like this dude. He works more and talk less!! Unlike one guy I know in Ekiti and my very own Imo state

Nice one op. I was actually contemplating telling one gurl I'll be coming to see her today. she's been all over me and can't wait to get back from school so we can 'colabo'

Op, tell her to go to church more often cos it's obvious she's forgotten that GOD'S TIME IS THE BEST!

Originality007:
and what are those benefit? exportation of beans?

That's a start of many other good things to come, I think

Alimtoheeb:
Kind of confuse of what to say, is this a development or tampering with with the creator lay down way of giving birth

Na the creator give them sense and brain to achieve this breakthrough na

The 'common sense' senator is at it again.

What's your take on this photo? A swipe at the president or an advice?

https://twitter.com/benmurraybruce/status/715674840053624833?lang=en

modelmike7:
There cannot be a single home in the world which
has not been shared with cockroaches. . . . . Lies... In Nigeria, maybe, but in the world, LIES!!!

Don't mind the op, he doesn't know that there's no single cockroach in that your mansion in Afghanistan.

Ode

Lol. Has he ever been that fantastic? Abegi, we don loose be sey we don loose. All man geh him own blame biko

Estharfabian:
Uh...Why the hell Not?


Religiously or morally...He's my husby. We Could very much do whatever we wanna.

If anyone's worried about the picture leaking, there's applications like vault for A reason.

Doing Immoral deeds are actually Justified whenever You're married. Makes things more interesting and less boring.

Madam na everybody get or even know bout the vault app

You really can not predict the future but you can plan it well, so make the best use of the present by doing what you're pretty sure won't affect your future negatively.

Ta!

Maiconyoung:
I join d queue

Bros abeg I dey your back

Estharfabian:
So, I seriously wanna have that experience!

uh...A male strip club actually...endowed with 6-pack'd Guys, Muscles, Briefs, Muscles, muscles And Muscles!

Believe me, you'll throw up

Its a total NewYUCK!

Lol

You're a pastor doesn't mean you're infallible. You're also human brov. Like MI said "me sef I be human being o0o"

Don't let her go. Give her space but keep in touch (hi, good morning, an Co. won't be bad)

Work on yourself and pray harder.

The devil get power o0oo!!

Nice one