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walka6868:
call me let's talk on phone

Seems like you don't use whatsApp often

yak:
God'll bring a buyer soon. wishing u a smart sell

Thanks a bunch brov.

yak:
I can only afford 350 now! wats ur location for inspection

Lol. Thanks for the offer. No need for inspections. Just keep searching. God bless you

Bayern showed interest and they both said NO I'm quite surprised! When you're aiming for the skies as a Tenage footballer, Germany should always be your starting point. They know the game, and are very disciplined. I'm quite happy for them though, buh with my HUMAN eyes, I think Osinmen made a better choice with Wolfsburg.

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WhatsApp and calls: 08030521525

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28 nko Quick buy

There's a fire outbreak at MRS filling station in lawanson, surulere, Lagos. Please beware of that route.

Reports from bystanders have it that, it started when a tank was trying to transfer fuel. Currently, the states fire service are here. Also, a building behind the station has been affected by the fire.

This is good news for me o0o o0oo!!!!! For those dudes planning to marry from my place (Mbano), make una GLADLY collect the list and go to Benue to get them.
Ignore the "or pay the token sum of 140k (always written at the bottom).
And this list dey reash like 3 o0oo!!!

SQLmastar:
But Did the ghel beg or pay the guy to chat with her?
She owes him no explanation. Abi na the guy buy fone for her? Mtcheew!

Na una type girls dey use do handbag. Oponu

Mrsphyno, no need to explain why he's a loser. Na your type plenty for road, so we understand your explanation already. Alakori

Hehehehehehehehe..... back inna dem days!! Wish I had the opportunity to DO it cos all the while u went hunting, I was always the one tagging along

How many of una fear injection back then (and now) ??

doveda:
That is not an answer

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! no worrey.

Donald3d:
for the school wey i go if you try am dem go cut your neck, but some people get away with it sha, those ones are legends,Legendary Giraffes to be precise #ProudExMay .God bless Mayflower School Ikenne

You got the word absolutely spot on! LEGENDARY. Hahahahahahahaha!

Akkord4gov:
I did this from my primary to Uni and will continue during my Msc

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Bros your own bad o0oo!!! You no just wan wahala yourself sha!!!!!!

doveda:
Are you telling me that she hadn't gone out of her way to help you?

Omo mehn.....

Make una no lie o0oo!!!

Lalasticlala, come see some liers here o0oo!!

ladyF:
Lol say wetin? Who no like awoof?

Tor! Afraid been fear me before o0oo

greatme2good:
Like seriously. ...now I get it.logically u are correct and I'm also correct.

Ta!! Sharap dia!! You no correct biko

ladyF:
Lol the current man I am dating abi...

We are not married yet abeg. u have to respect the dead and collect the money.

So you don stop your.......

IT'S LADY F AGAIN

BTW, if the current dude na your husband, you dey try teh me sey you go leave the kain money to burn abi

Op, whatya gonna do in this situation? I met her online. Found out she stays in same hood (just 2 streets away). After months of knowing and LIKING each other, I asked her to be my girlfriend. She declined with the excuse of being in a relationship (though unsteady). She broke up with the dude finally. Months after that, I asked her again. She didn't accept, neither did she decline. I've done things for her back to back from buying a phone for her to giving her money at different times (even drove her to buy a special weavon she couldn't see around). Yet, no relationship. So I backed out a bit (iyalaya friend zone). Now she calls and complain about my lack of calls and care towards her. I'm kinda regretting 'abandoning' her (that's the word she used). Dyu think I should just forget bout the relationship and be her friend? I still like her though. Still wanna date her cos I'm single and got an eagle eyes towards gurls I wanna date.

Good day brov. Please is this chair still available?

EggovinMma:
Maybe.

Maybe.... As as how Lol

Beauty without brains..... the worst possession of a woman. Smh for them

EggovinMma:
Good one.
Worst is such men are busy enjoying with several girls out there while the innocent young wife spends time nurturing her wet urges.

Nonsense! Abeg body to be firewood o, Afam can still lend a helping hand if he doesn't mind *winks*


Afterall father Emeka is still at the parish. K'anyi gaba nu confession! !

I'm pretty sure you're not a Catholic

cococandy:
Poor girl. She's even laughing and smiling.

Nne'm, you dey blame the girl?? Yoruba people go say "kini omode mo??" (What does a child know??)

There's an argument going on now buh this in my office: Will she move in with this alakori of a man now? Or till she's grown up to at least 16.

If she'll move in now, can the man have sex with her

I don confuse

SINNZ:
Dude did you just call another man "pretty"??

Lmao!!!!! Guy if I woze you ehn!

No homo o0oo0o0oo!!!!

Op, except a doctor says otherwise, I think you shouldn't worry your pretty head about it. My hands are always warm and I also get reactions from some people regarding that.

It can be romantic sometimes you know....?? Lol. Lemme tell you a lil (stupid) story.

During my time working in Ijebu Ode, I went to church this faithful Sunday. After mass, I and my group wanted to pay a fellow member a visit. While we were walking down to his house, there's this member that I've noticed has got a thing for me. So she decided to walk with me down there. While we were going, she told me she was feeling cold and may not be able to complete the trek (journey wey no far o0oo)

Knowing how warm my palms always are, I told her "hold my hands"

She asked "why??" And I insisted she held my hand, so she obliged.

The moment she held my Palm, she she shouted "wow!! Your hand is warm!! I like it!!" And I told her "now you see the reason I insisted you hold my hand" So I asked her if she can still continue the journey and, to my expectations, she said "of course"

So op, enjoy the way God created you biko!!

Cally01:
I feel so honored to make front page. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting to FP has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Ashish Jain, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet frog for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; Facebook, the bird i caught in standard 3, the light in my office because i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything you set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

You just wan talk sha.... buh no be your fault, na that guy wey still dey carrey you go that place wey dem dey smoke cheap weed cause all this rubbish.

Prolific striker and also a part-time interpreter: the Portugal international explained to reporters how he helped out his rival with language issues and now expects to be paid

Real Madrid star Cristiano Ronaldo affirmed that he now enjoys a better relationship with Lionel Messi, while pointing out that he is still awaiting payment for translation services at the Ballon d'Or.

The pair have long been rivals for football's most coveted individual prizes, with either Messi or Ronaldo taking the last eight Ballon d'Or trophies.

But speaking after Madrid's 5-1 demolition of Sporting Gijon, the Portuguese striker insisted that any supposed tensions with the Barcelona man had thawed.


"We have become closer, we have always enjoyed a good relationship but perhaps in the last few years it has become a little closer," he told reporters at the Bernabeu.

Messi and Ronaldo shared the stage alongside Neymar at the Ballon d'Or presentation ceremony in Zurich, and the former Manchester United revealed that he had come to the Barcelona pair's rescue.

"When we were up there on the stage neither Messi nor Neymar speaks English, and I was their translator," he laughed.

"I spoke with them later and told them not to forget to pay me later for the translation!"


http://m.goal.com/s/en-sg/news/3882/spain/2016/01/19/19467912/ronaldo-messi-owes-me

What rubbish?! Buh op, how you take know