₦airaland Forum

Jollyjoy:
i dn"t have ur time.

When should I check back , mbok

cyndax:
..in your dream land bae

Walahi!!!! Oo0 gbadun rare!!!!

Jollyjoy:
okrika boy ur head no correct?

Sweeti'm no vex na.... I just dey imagine sey na me you dey find

Was discussing the future with Uju one day and I told her "mariechuiy, how many kids will you like us to have??" She said "uhmm..... just 3" and I laff... she ask me why I dey laff? I tell am sey "Sweeti'm, my maale born 6 for paale, so as the 1st son, I go like surpass that figure... 8 will be better sha )
Una know watin my babe teh me? "Ehn... no problem, when I born the 3 finish, I fit manage give 1 more, then you go go find the pesin wey go help you complete am"



Should I continue this relationship cos I love kids

teelady:
GOD I NEED TWINS TOO, lol @3rd set, wow wat a blessing

Miss Tee, can we hookup

Now I'm beginning to understand some things, Hmmmmm.......

vizkiz:
don't send her a PM cuz she has probably received 10,000 other Pms!
Come on nigga, make a difference!

Step 1: start by stalking her!
You'v gatta go where ever she goes, ever thread she visit you should be there, make sure you comment on that thread too and quote her!

Step 2: start communicating
Make sure she is familliar with your moniker, be a troll around her sometimes (not like Mrco*rk oh! )

Step 3: **********

Bros talk true, you don at least ONE nairaland babes abi

Jollyjoy:
weytin con dey do u.

Supermarket gial, you dey look for me

Make I just plant pawpaw for this land.... just in case

Gurgle:
when he faces I will face ... nonsense

Nne na you dey face backyard o0o!! Let's treat the issue of gay and leave his country situation out of it (abi shey you be........ )

Why dem no go complain Mumu pipo.

I can remember when the result coalition was going on, someone lamented "chai!! See Jonathan! Everybody for that table na hausa and you expect dem not to fall him hand When it comes to politics, do what you feel is right, don't use logic cos it may backfire.

For his vision to come to fruition, PMB has opted to use those he feel are right to do the job, and not using logic (trying to please everyone from all the geopolitical zones)


God bless PMB
God bless his wife
God bless Nigerian(s)


God bless the SOVEREIGN UNION OF BIAFRA!

Gurgle:
Satan wasn't gay abi? But Satan reduced his country's national currency to a joke and refuses to step down from his post as Ruler of Hell, is that why you think its ok to do these things?

Abeg face front for Zimbabwe matter joor.

Stop distracting vulnerable Africans from the matters that are at hand.

Topic dey talk A, my anty hia dey talk W... who suppose face front inside 2 of una

Genea:
bros wet in self? which trouble again ? leave me and my oremussanctus alone joor

Sweeti'm... no next na.... na so PDP people dey do, so I just dey enjoy the outcome.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Jessica smith from Abia state. Pardon me, but I expected a more Igbotic name, since you stay in an Igbo populated state.
Anyway, that's just me messing with you.

I am from Abia state too.

So why did you choose this particular username?[/color]

Missy, 2nd time you've spoken my mind.... I don dey suspect you o0o0!!!

She go definitely explain na.... that one no be news mbok!

Chai.... Bros you for ask me 1st b4 you post am na.... you just use your hand spoil your own market.

https://www.nairaland.com/2420692/unilag-2015-2016-admission-thread

Let's converge here this year....

The form is finally out. The race has continued (after post UTME)

Are you an aspirant of the SCHOOL OF FIRST CHOICE AND THE NATION'S PRIDE? I admire your love for us.

Let's share ideas and see how we can make this year's admission a success whether it's your 1st time or 11th time (olorun maaje)

I benefited IMMENSELY from this thread during my own admission process. So, I'm sure it'll be useful to many other folks out there

This forum is created with the aim of supplying genuine info on how the school admission is being done, correcting the mistakes and all that has happened in past years due to ignorance...
One truth: Admission into universities is becoming tougher and reduced in universities like unilag and the rest. It only takes hardworking, wisdom, persistence, commitment, prayer and some factors to get this very admission.
So, I would advice that you choose wisely during your registration. This is where most candidates miss it(NB: this year UTME reg. gives room only for ONE CHOICE....unlike d previous years, allowing Two choices). I and some other admitted students will surely try as much as possible to assist and guide as many as possible in this coming admission.
...readers are leaders..... And never cease to pray.


Goodluck!

Eleyi gidi gan oo0o0!!!!!!

Ion know whether to learn this shi or not, cos my plan na to wear suit and tie ONLY on my wedding day (I fit even opt for bow tie sef. That one simple die)

Life still dey sweet this my guy jor! He dey think the suicide 2 times

Genea:
oh!!!!!!! my love am so sorry,please forgive me

Trouble in paradise

Shikiti Bobo on point!

youngdude1:
chai!

so sad..

The annoying part was "

youngdude1:
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潣潬
㩲昣昸昸㬸慢正牧畯摮椭慭敧敷止瑩札慲楤湥楬敮牡
氬晥

I felt really bad that she didn't even see it!

In dagrin's voice "iffa die...."

No be their fault na... na we mumu Nigerians wey like to do eye-service thinking it'll get us some favour, whereas, we're only killing ourselves and belittling our great Mama Africa

Now we're talking..... will love to see how it goes....

dbabyboy:
With all this news on a jilted lover, pouring acid on each other. I want to seek una advise on how to escape being in the news for same calamity.
I have dated this girl for 2 years. Though, She was madly in love with me, but she was extremely jealous. As a gentile man i have provided all she ever wanted. I put her school, sponsored her from 1st year till present 3rd year. The family she came from makes her to depend so much on me. she is perfect quite alright, but am tired of her and need to move on I plan to throw a surprise birthday party for her this coming sunday and as well broke up with her same day. Why am afraid is that her father sales motor battery and she seem to know much about acids. Now my question is, if i succeed in breaking up with her, what are my chances of her not pouring me acid?

After eating and licking every ounce of meatpie and strawberry in her puna, you don suddenly dey tired okwaya

Diaris god, and God is there..... kontinu

No be for hia

Brb

PMB norva get him time. When his time reaches, he'll dance shakiti Bobo to the music.

They're reading bible.

Mumu kwesion

I dey suspect that 1st pishure...