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Romance › Re: My Friend Of 26 Has Made Up His Mind On Impregnating His 34yrs Old Girlfriend by FERNANDEZISBACK: 3:21pm On Feb 11, 2022
Let him impregnate her if he wants that's his issue..by the time things start going right or wrong I do hope you will also update us on here.. grin

Pls tell him to take good care of that lady and he should always respect her aiit.. firstly he should always try to fulfill her request..he should get her a vehicle and lastly build a house for her instead of putting her in a rented apartment cos it ain't nice..
Happy spending.. grin wink
Romance › Re: It's Disrespectful To Have Sex With Anyone In Your Father's House by FERNANDEZISBACK: 3:14pm On Feb 11, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
Most of us are guilty of this already. During our early days when we were much younger and innocent about sex and relationships.

Once upon a time, during my secondary school days, my young puppy love crush came visiting during the hols... she had told me on Friday, the previous week that she will like to come to my place a week later.

I was naive, I had no other place to receive her, I couldn't have had the means to arrange for a guest house, I didn't know much about it.

Mum and dad travelled, siblings ain't home as well... there was a knock on the door and my heart skipped a bit, it was her knocking !!!

I opened the door and she walked straight in badly asking me for something cold to drink... "I have water and some soft drinks" ... "I talke a bottle of coke pls" she said.

She sat down, staring at me and asking "Are you alone"?... I said "yes, it's just me and cockroaches at home" she giggled, as she untied her hair strand, removed her ear-rings and placed both legs on my laps.

I was sweating and my heart was beating faster than normalcheesy... I asked, "Do you care for more coke?"

She said nothing but kept her gaze firmly on me and was moving her face close to mine, I closed my eyes, knowing that was a kiss coming, I felt her breath on my lips and then she slapped me.

She then lowered her face off my face and was going down low withing my groin region, my eyes were still closed, I felt my pants come down before some tingling sensation gripped me around my waist then it was suddenly getting cold and interesting... I was overwhelmed with some strange ecstacy... grin




Typing...
Pls and pls tag me if y've posted the next part.. thanks
Romance › Re: Help I Mistakenly Denied My Girlfriend..was It Intentional? by FERNANDEZISBACK: 3:08pm On Feb 11, 2022
Qatar2022:
Ngbe eke what happened
You are obsessed.. cheesy
Crime › Re: Sharif-Aminu Blasphemy: Appeal Court Postpones Hearing Of Kano Musician’s Case by FERNANDEZISBACK: 3:08pm On Feb 11, 2022
Khaleepha5681:
Tell us the Truth.

If not the Christians hatred against Moslems, I might be atheist by now. But they make their religion seems as if it is better than my Islamic Religion. So I chose to be Moslim until their is no Christian that defend Christianity. Lets us die here.
Seriously you all religious folks are guilty..on nairaland here the hate against Muslim is just too much
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Romance › Re: Help I Mistakenly Denied My Girlfriend..was It Intentional? by FERNANDEZISBACK: 2:41pm On Feb 11, 2022
Qatar2022:
Funny , did you know his age? All this kids here that can't stand their ground
You again? undecided
Politics › Re: Air Passenger Arrested For Reportedly Raping A Woman In Business Class by FERNANDEZISBACK: 2:34pm On Feb 11, 2022
hahn:
Her vagina should be blocked with cement grin
grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Boys Rain Money On Pastor While He Dances To 'Dorime' Song In Church (Video) by FERNANDEZISBACK: 2:34pm On Feb 11, 2022
Datboredbery:
you wouldn't like it if I troll and clone you to depression right?
stay away from me else I'd face you and you know it always isn't a funny experience
You know I won't right?
Yve done it before you wanna do it again?why not?

You think it's fun huh? Was that not what made you clone my account in the first place?cos I spoke up..now you wanna do it..
Look if you are really who you claim to be and you ain't a petty liar and you clearly remember our last conversation then you will know and understand that this nonsense you keep doing makes no sense..
Tryna tell me all you said that day were mere lies ... undecided
Crime › Re: Sharif-Aminu Blasphemy: Appeal Court Postpones Hearing Of Kano Musician’s Case by FERNANDEZISBACK: 2:26pm On Feb 11, 2022
According to Karl Marx "Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature.. the heart of a heartless world and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people."
Christians.. Muslims and the rest y'all are bunch of brainwashed beings..can't you folks think out of the box and stop believing in a fictional book meant to cage people..
Stop believing in a fictional being or place you go after death.. religion is causing more and more damage to the world.. undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Boys Rain Money On Pastor While He Dances To 'Dorime' Song In Church (Video) by FERNANDEZISBACK: 2:25pm On Feb 11, 2022
Datboredbery:
never you quote me again
If you don't stop pressurising and harassing my women here then fine..
But if you feel it's ok to harass and clone people's account then you know what's up..I stand against injustice..so you pick one. wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Boys Rain Money On Pastor While He Dances To 'Dorime' Song In Church (Video) by FERNANDEZISBACK: 2:23pm On Feb 11, 2022
Datboredbery:
nah I don't have that kind of energy.
email or Whatsapp or you simply forget about it
Ok.. wink
Enjoy yourself.. wink grin
Family › Re: My Little Sister Is Misbehaving by FERNANDEZISBACK: 2:22pm On Feb 11, 2022
Maxxim:
You wrote well
Thanks hombre.. kiss
Christianity Etc › Re: Boys Rain Money On Pastor While He Dances To 'Dorime' Song In Church (Video) by FERNANDEZISBACK: 2:21pm On Feb 11, 2022
Datboredbery:
what did we do?
can't remember
Quoting me on a dead thread..
Christianity Etc › Re: Boys Rain Money On Pastor While He Dances To 'Dorime' Song In Church (Video) by FERNANDEZISBACK: 2:13pm On Feb 11, 2022
Datboredbery:
email me
You? Nah it ain't happening and you know that..you either do what you did the last time we had that conversation.. undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Boys Rain Money On Pastor While He Dances To 'Dorime' Song In Church (Video) by FERNANDEZISBACK: 2:11pm On Feb 11, 2022
Datboredbery:
yeah I did and I told you I'm a tech guy into ICT working remotely
Ooh you are the same guy.. sad
Now you even broke your promise.. undecided

Seriously I wasn't even expecting this from you tho..what did you say the last time we had a conversation? undecided
Politics › Re: IMO STATE: 2,700 Imo Youth Infinix Phones Lands. (video) by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:57pm On Feb 11, 2022
Let's expect more nairalanders.. cheesy
Family › Re: Help! I Saw My Son Last 24 Years Ago, When He Was 2 Years Old by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:55pm On Feb 11, 2022
Mom007:
*yawns*
*Giggle hard*... grin
Family › Re: Help! I Saw My Son Last 24 Years Ago, When He Was 2 Years Old by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:53pm On Feb 11, 2022
Mom007:
Prove you wrong ke? Mr man nobody is going to bother trying to prove to you the existence of God so keep your attention seeking and coded cry for help to yourself! You don't believe in God, bravo! We salute you and pat you on the back now be on your way and stop trying to dissuade those who believe! Your comments have gotten old and reek of desperation. Its too late in the grand scheme of things to try to convince a grown ass human that God exists. Even Elon musk admits the existence of God much less a #*#@ like you.
Your tears won't change my statement.. grin
Romance › Re: In Need Of A Job by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:49pm On Feb 11, 2022
saucerence:
Sorry some pple re not built for skill learning
Did you just listen to yourself?
Ok enjoy yourself.. grin

Keep looking for a job tho..by the way it was only a suggestion..
Romance › Re: What's The Benefit Of Male Circumcision? by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:43pm On Feb 11, 2022
Candidlady:
Doctor's prescription babe!!!
Doctor's prescription.... And iam sure if what iam consuming is unhealthy the doctor wouldn't have prescribed it ..

But thanks for caring.. Your girl is alright smiley
Sorry about whatever you going through aiit.. happy for you ion know why... cheesy
Wish you great health wink...
Family › Re: Help! I Saw My Son Last 24 Years Ago, When He Was 2 Years Old by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:36pm On Feb 11, 2022
francisisking:
you must be living a sad life... Woman.
Ok?
Romance › Re: What's The Benefit Of Male Circumcision? by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:27pm On Feb 11, 2022
Candidlady:
How many times in a week do you breath?

cheesy
That's some heavy speech.. shocked
You do anytime you want.. cry cry
Countless times.. shocked

CandidLady pls take it easy oo..you know I wouldn't wanna hear you say I am having this and that oo.. cry cheesy
Romance › Re: In Need Of A Job by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:24pm On Feb 11, 2022
Go learn a skill..
Romance › Re: What's The Benefit Of Male Circumcision? by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:22pm On Feb 11, 2022
Candidlady:
My day is going fine cant wait for evening.. Need me some James blunt in my life..
CandidLady have I not told you before to reduce your intake... cheesy
How many times in a week?
smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: Boys Rain Money On Pastor While He Dances To 'Dorime' Song In Church (Video) by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:20pm On Feb 11, 2022
Datboredbery:
if you can write on digital marketing or you also have idea on web development programs like MySQL, pm me I have a work for you that will fetch you a lot of money.
no trolling. I'm serious.
I'm pressed with excessive gigs so I need someone to share some with
shocked you?
Aah you know believing you is suicidal.. grin
Enjoy yourself oo...
Did we have a conversation before on a dead thread?
Christianity Etc › Re: Boys Rain Money On Pastor While He Dances To 'Dorime' Song In Church (Video) by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:15pm On Feb 11, 2022
Datboredbery:
duty calls.
troll you later
Work? cheesy
aiit..
Enjoy.. wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Boys Rain Money On Pastor While He Dances To 'Dorime' Song In Church (Video) by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:12pm On Feb 11, 2022
Datboredbery:
I also bursted Datboredberry's identity.
her name is Izehi from Edo state.
fear me cool
Not only izehi.. grin
You this boy you keep suprising me with your stories tho..you know it's a lie and what you are doing ain't making no sense.. undecided

Ain't you a man? cheesy
Romance › Re: What's The Benefit Of Male Circumcision? by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:11pm On Feb 11, 2022
Candidlady:
Thanks babe

Good afternoon..
You are great CandidLady.. cheesy
Hope your day is going well.. smiley
Romance › Re: What's The Benefit Of Male Circumcision? by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:10pm On Feb 11, 2022
BoredBerry:
smiley

Thank you! ❤
wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Boys Rain Money On Pastor While He Dances To 'Dorime' Song In Church (Video) by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:09pm On Feb 11, 2022
Datboredbery:
https://www.nairaland.com/6882387/roommate-ikeja-lagos#108273175
So what?
Rest oo.. cheesy
You should be tired na aah..this gal did nothing to you tho..she only posted her number and you are already claiming something else..
Rest oo.. cheesy
Romance › Re: Men Needs To Upgrade by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:07pm On Feb 11, 2022
Stevenson1:
That means you didn't read the post properly or didn't read to the end yet you jumped into conclusions immediately.
Skipped that.. thanks for the head up.. kiss
Romance › Re: What's The Benefit Of Male Circumcision? by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:03pm On Feb 11, 2022
BoredBerry:
Would you do it?

I didn't care... But it seems uncircumcised men have it better...

Better sex, natural lubricant...etc...

Plus, skinning seems awful... And what if he grows up hating it! Atleast, he can get circumcised as a grown man... It would be his choice then...

It's confusing... I don't want to fight against FGM, forgetting that so many men out there suffered too... If I know for certain that they don't mind, then my conscience wouldn't suffer
If I was human.. wink
As I said earlier most guys prefer to be circumcised tho.. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Boys Rain Money On Pastor While He Dances To 'Dorime' Song In Church (Video) by FERNANDEZISBACK: 1:01pm On Feb 11, 2022
Datboredbery:
no dey cap nonsense the girl matter don cast for here. it's just that I like her and she's not the insolent type, I for post her pictures here.
Truecaller reveals her real name as Gift Anat..
How many time am I gonna tell you that ain't the kinda person you tell petty lies cos I don't eat those nonsense aiit..stop lying baselessly..

It's quite hilarious the way you lie just to soothe yourself even tho everyone knows you as an account cloner..

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