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Why do buildings collapse all the time in Nigeria? |
OgundeleT:You seem really upset and broken. Have you lost a family member? |
menxer:Yeah, it means those ' prophets ' who graced that event were plastic prophets! God never make revelations to plastic prophets. |
Piercedclit:You're making me feel more awful. |
bi0nics:You've finally realized what an ignorant clitöris you are? |
AfroKnight:It's not a fake story. I am too old to play in such a manner. Rape is not a joke. |
Last week I was in Europa night club in Pretoria and, well, I met this chica. Flirted with her, and it got to the point where we both got hörny and I suggested that we go to my room for a nice fück. I did not notice this chica was just like Oscar Pistorius, and by the latter I mean she had no legs. She used prosthetic legs! I only noticed this when we got to my flat. So, well, when we got to my flat, I told her to sit on my bed while I go to the loo. And when I came back I was horrified by what I saw, she was sitting on my bed näked on her stumps. I immediately took her plastic legs and threw them at her and told her to get the fück out of my flat. Because there was no way in hell I was going to fück a girl with no legs. It would've been really awkward! But when I think about it now, I kind of feel bad. That chica really wanted a dick and I treated her like she wasn't a human being. |
MaxCoates:Calling another human being an animal is evil. |
Ayloaded04:You have a point. Thanks. |
FleetAdmiral:Thanks. |
bi0nics: Ferruccio:Indeed. One condom would have saved me, and the rest of Nairaland users from dealing with a big, heaping piece of ignorant shït that the world has seen! |
Masikay:Thanks for a mature response. |
bi0nics:So, you are actually losing sleep over me typing huge, instead of long hey, dumb dumb? |
Masikay:I don't think I understand what you mean by that. Could you please rephrase your question? |
[quote author=bi0nics post=51816564][/quote]Do you understand English ? ![]() |
mhiz:It doesn't matter if you believe or not. But I am too old to fabricate stories like these. |
iSufferFools: Yeah, I'd feel kinda gay sücking on her clïtoris! |
bi0nics:The highlighted text is unnecessary. After all, my topic is the longest clïtoris in the world. Not the 'hugest' clitorïs in the word. And yes, it is not Photoshop. Link to video http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=540279312 |
bi0nics:It's not Photoshop. Wait until you meet a woman with a huge clït like that. |
NinjaX:You never believe anyone, amigo. I usually see you in the religion section trolling everyone. If I knew I'd share my story in this forum, I woulda taken pictures of me and the legless chica. |
judefcc:That is ruthless! |
feodan:What picture? You mean the picture of the legless girl?Well, I've never seen her again after that night. I've also stopped going to Europa night club. |
I'm an Attorney who is currently representing a man who raped his own six month old baby. Well, what actually happened is that this man I'm representing apparently told his wife that she should not worry about taking their baby to day care, that he would take her himself as he was off from work. When the wife got back from work, she asked him if he had picked the child from day care yet, and his response was no. The wife went to day care to pick up the child herself and she was told the child was not seen at the day care that day. Apparently, she went back home and asked this man what was going on, and he said he did know what was happening. So, the wife started wondering why her husband was still in bed at about 4 pm and showing no concern that their six month old baby was missing. She got angry and removed the sheets he was covering himself with and she was shocked to see her husband on top of her lifeless baby. The baby died whilst her father was still trying to force himself on her and his peniis got stuck inside her private part. That's why he was covering himself. I remember when I went by their house to talk to my client, the rapist, that woman said to me " I hope you will also represent the man who will rape your daughter one day" Her words really touched me and right now I feel like quiting everything, and just focus on teaching. I'm also a part-time lecturer in TUT, a University in South Africa. Teaching Commercial Law. So, help me good people. Should I go ahead and fight for this man even though I know he is guilty. Or should I quit and focus on teaching? |
annayawchee: . .. |
VickyRotex:What?This is not some story from the internet! |
Seun:I know it sounds like some story that I made up in my backyard, but it did happen, amigo! I was slightly drunk also! |
mhiz: Ferruccio: |
Last week I was in europa night club in Pretoria and well I met this chica. Flirted with her, and it got to the point where we both got hörny and I suggested that we go to my room for a nice fück. I did not notice this chica was just like Oscar Pistorius, and by the latter I mean she had no legs. She used prosthetic legs! I only noticed this when we got to my flat. So yeah well, when we got to my flat, I told her to sit on my bed while I go to the loo. And when I came back I was horrified by what I saw, she was sitting on my bed näked on her stumps! I immediately took her plastic legs and threw them at her and told her to get the fück out of my flat! Cuz there was no way in hell I was gonna fück a girl with no legs! It woulda been awkward as phuck! But when I think about it now, I kinda feel bad. That chica really wanted a deek and I treated her like she wasn't a human being! Is God gonna punish me for this? |
It's not a finger trapped in a vagina, or a photoshopped picture. Watch vid below http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=540279312 |
How would you handle a long clìt like this one? A girl you really like finally drops her panty on the floor for you and the first thing you see is some sht that looks like a micropenis ![]() Would you tell her to put her underwear back on, or you would suck it anyways?
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When I got kicked out of Club 111 for being too drunk I decided to drive by Mike's grave. “I can't believe you are still winning even today, Mike.” I said angrily. “You scored higher marks than me back in school. You were a doctor. I'm just a lawyer. You were engaged to the most beautiful, and most popular girl in school. And I only got to touch her after your death! ” “Even in death, you're still winning. Your fiancée .. my wife Layla is still pinning over your corpse!” “I'm putting an end to this competition. I'm returning your woman back to you.” “And I want you to leave me alone, do you understand me you jealous corpse?” I said, throwing away flowers which were put on his grave. Frustrated that I was not getting any response from this corpse called Mike I ran back to my car and drove straight back home! “I want you out of my life” I said to my wife. “I want a divorce” “Oh my God, Ferruccio” Layla said. “You are back. You are safe. I was worried sick about you. I thought something had happened to you. ” "You were worried sick about someone you don't even love?” I asked. "You know what, don't answer. I really thought you loved me. I thought you cared, you know” I paused as tears streamed down my eyes. “I remember how much you cried while saying your vows. And I thought you shed those tears because you were happy we were getting married” I continued. “But you were crying because you never got to profess your undying love for Mike in front of thousands of people ” “It's not true ” she said, shaking her head. “I'm sorry for everything I said. When I saw you holding my diary, anger overcame me ” She explained. “Nothing you say will ever change my mind. I want a divorce” I shouted. “I am sick and tired of competing with a dead man! You don't love me, you never did!” "Get out of my house" I demanded “No, baby, no! I shouldn't have said what I said. I was really angry. And now I realize that I should learn to control my anger! I'm sorry.” Layla took a current diary from her handbag, saying, “Please read yesterday’s entry. I wrote that yesterday at work” "I decided to come back early to share it's content with you. And then I found you reading my old diary" She explained. I took the diary and read: I’ve never been so happy in my life. Now that I know him well, my love for Ferruccio grows every day. I sense his love for me deepening, too. No man has ever given me so much love. He’s helped me go through a difficult period in my life, and today I can’t wait to tell him that I’m pregnant. A few months from now we’ll have our own bundle of joy. Life has never been this good! Do you think Layla is really pregnant or she wrote the diary entry when Ferruccio stormed out of the house? |
Missmossy:More tonight. |



