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There is only one way to deal with this problem. Message Mark Zuckerberg on facebook. Ask him if he believes in the Jewish God, or not. |
yorhmienerd:[color=#000050]Maybe I'll update again tomorrow.[/color] |
Do you think Layla has done the artificial insemination procedure using Mike's spërm behind Ferruccio's back?Could that be why she wants the baby to be named after Mike? |
It's been two weeks since I found out that my wife, Layla, is pregnant. I've since let thoughts of divorce out of my head for the sake of our baby. The baby is innocent, and it needs and deserves the love of both parents. "I'm really sorry for everything I've put you through. I hate that I have hurt you so much.. The things I said - " I put a finger to her lips. "You've apologized enough already. I'd like for us to put everything behind us and just focus on the future . " I said to my wife. Layla moved from where she was sitting and rested her behind on my lap " Honey, did Mike ever mean anything to you?" she asked. "He was my friend" I answered, confused by her question. "I know there was some competition going on between the two of you. But you did care about him, didn't you?" " Where are you going with this?" I answered with another question. "I was thinking maybe we, uhm, should name the baby after him?" she suggested. ______________________________________________ "Layla wants us to name our baby after Mike. Can you believe the nerve of that woman?" I said, pacing back and forth in my mother's lounge. "You should have listened to me when I told you to find a better girl than Layla " my mother responded, shaking her head. " She's trouble " "Mike's mother must be really glad she doesn't have to put up with her nonsense any longer " She continued. "Mom! This is not the time for that!" I scolded her. "Is it your baby?" She asked. "What, Mike has been dead for a year and a half. Of course it's my baby. How could you even ask me that?" I asked in outrage. "Why do you always want to cause trouble?" "Don't be ridiculous, Ferru, you know I only want the best for you. I can never stir up trouble for my son. I just do not feel so good about this situation. Something tells me Layla is not carrying my grandchild." "I could be wrong, but I do have serious doubts" she continued. "Oh, so Mike's spirit impregnanted my wife in her sleep? Is that what you're saying? That happens only in the movies, mom!" I said angrily. "Ferru, I thought you were smarter than that!" My mother said." You know how much of a braggart Mike's mother is. She came to me a while ago, before Mike's death, saying all sort of things." "What sort of things? " I asked "A lot of things. She came here saying her son is the smartest person in this city, that he realises he has a fairly high-risk lifestyle with car accidents considering he's always on the road." She paused and sipped her coffee. "Apparently Mike decided to store and freeze his, you know, spërm for potential future use. " her voice muffled. "He wanted his mom to be a grandmother at some point, even if something happens to him. He wanted to leave a legacy in the form of a child." My mother continued. "And now that he's gone. Don't you think Layla has now decided to - " The blood is roaring in my ears so whatever else my mother is saying I cant hear it. Her lips are moving and I literally cannot hear her. Without uttering a word, I stand and bolt for the door. My mother is calling my name, and I think she's chasing after me, but I'm not certain. I can't see, my vision is blurred and I’m ready to boil over in shame, humiliation and anger. |
Well, that was enlightening, Felixomor. |
Raine80:Do you send nudes babes? |
idu1:You sound angry. |
dukeolumde:I would tell her I need to use the loo, and then escape by the window! ![]() ![]() |
diehardanusfan:I wish I saw this thread earlier. I would have bought you a pillow as a Christmas gift. |
Monalisa185:You make more sense when you express yourself using emoticons. Keep it up. |
Monalisa185:English. |
Zehner:Thanks. I will update tomorrow. |
I’m a 40-year-old man who married again two years ago after my first wife passed away in 2009. My new wife is 27 years old and she works for a private medical company as a secretary. Our problem is that I have caught her countless times coming home with different panties. She might leave home wearing a red one but she would return wearing a white one. At times she would come back home without wearing one at all. If I confront her she tells me that she is having her menstrual cycle and for about twice she once said she had defecated in her panties hence she removed the panties. I love my wife so much and I can’t even think of parting ways with her, but I’m worried about the panties issue. I need advice. http://www.mjemagazine.com/my-wife-comes-back-from-work-wearing-different-underwear-should-i-be-worried/ |
Merry Christmas everyone! |
How would you handle the situation? ![]()
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randomperson:You seem bitter and broken. |
ZeeAfrica:? |
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This boy is abnormally tall! |
Jacksonville:I agree. South Africa is in trouble.
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Mrnairalandd:At least that woman confessed beforehand. If that girl told me that she has no legs, and that I should not freak out or be surprised when she takes off her artificial limbs, I would have handled the matter differently. And, this thread wouldn't exist. I will try to look for her next year, right now I don't have the courage. |
TrapQueen77:But is it not " what goes around, comes around" ? |
MizzD:I haven't been to the club since that day. I don't think she'll ever go there either. I doubt she would want to face the monster that threw her artificial limbs at her. Some people's comments are not helping either. They are making me feel more awful. |
There is no reason to argue. Whether someone believes this story or not will not change anything. After all, Everyone is entitled to his own opinion. Thanks. |
ZeeAfrica:Do not wish harm upon another individual. |
I reacted the way I did because I've never seen a person with no legs before. Except on Tv, you know Oscar Pistorius? I really never thought I'd ever be stuck with a näked, legless girl in my bedroom. When I saw her, I was petrified. Maybe because I never saw it coming. So, the first thing that came to my mind was to tell her to get out of my flat. If she told me beforehand, explained her situation and all, I would have handled the situation better. |
Masikay:What's pishure? |
So, did the pastor of this church die also! |
seunmsg:God does not dwell in a fake church. God appeared to me in the dream, and told me that he will destroy churches led by fake pastors and prophets one by one. |
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