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A pregnant woman in Portland, Oregon was hospitalized this week with extreme stomach pains, and doctors were shocked at what they discovered. Mary Lambert, who is 8 months pregnant, went to Silverstein Memorial Hospital in Portland when she thought she might be going into labor. Doctors examined her, and initially could not figure out what was causing Lambert’s pain. After an ultrasound to check on her baby, they were taken aback to find that her unborn daughter was also pregnant. “I have never in my life seen anything like this.” Said Dr. Joseph Goldsmith, a pediatric surgeon at Silverstein. “I don’t think anyone has. This is the first time that an unborn baby has become impregnated. It’s so far beyond rare that we didn’t know it was possible.” Up until now, the youngest person to ever become pregnant was Lina Medina, a Peruvian girl who was just under 6 years old when she gave birth. Doctors were shocked at Medina’s diagnosis at the time, but it was later discovered that she had entered into Precocious puberty, which is a rare disorder that causes puberty in extremely young children. It won’t be possible to test Lambert’s unborn daughter for Precocious puberty until she is born. Even if she is found to have the rare disorder, it will still make her the youngest person to ever become pregnant. Lambert and her husband, Carl, are naturally very worried about the safety of their baby. “Doctors told us it was safe to have sex while I was pregnant. Several of my girlfriends told me that they did, and there were no problems at all.” Said Lambert. “We never thought this would happen. Carl is going to be a dad, and a grandpa all at once? I don’t – I mean, who can understand all this? I just worry that my baby won’t make it. Even if she does, I’m too young to be a grandmother.” Lambert’s doctors say, unbelievably, that both babies seem to be very healthy. When Lambert gives birth to her baby next month, she will be about 6 months pregnant, and is looking at spending her first several months of life in the hospital as doctors determine how best to handle the situation. “At this point, we don’t know whether Mary’s daughter will survive if she continues to sustain another life inside her.” Said Goldsmith. “All we know is that this is a very rare, very unusual case, and we are taking it day-by-day. So far, Mary and babies are doing fine.” |
MaxCoates:Paul Heyman turning on Brock once more would be fun as fuvck. |
If you guys saw Brock Lesnar Versus Goldberg in Wrestlemania 20, you wouldn't even be excited about this match. Brock and Goldberg are equally boring. Brock only does German Suplex's these days. And an F5. It's going to be boring. Trust me. |
Amabeast:As in R4 500? ![]() |
Why are you people laughing at another man's pain? |
Laburos:[color=#0099ff]And you expect a Non-nigerian to know the big, heaping pile of vomit you typed above? [/color] |
Laburos:[color=#0099ff]Epic fail! Italy in Africa? You lose![/color] |
mofeoluwadassah:Because you are stupid. |
Raine80:The girls I've slept with before where virgins. They've never fallen asleep on me. This is the first non-virgin I've ever fuvcked. |
smilinseun:[color=#0099ff]False. You lose![/color] |
Adeinfo:[color=Black]That's dumb.[/color] |
slimthugchimee:[color=#0099ff]I bet you would know what I am " talking" about if my reprisals were written in your mother tongue! [/color] |
slimthugchimee:[color=#0099ff]Guess-the-dirtiest-city-in-Africa Machine does not recognize Dar es Salaam as one of the cleanest cities in Africa! You lose![/color] |
[b][color=Black]This is not some story that I made up on my backyard, but a painful and factual story. Matter of fact, my ego is hurt as I type this. I'm romantically involved with some colored girl. The first time we had sexual intercourse, she just lay there unresponsive like a bag of potatoes. She was in fact giving me on of those "can this dude hurry up and finish " kind of looks. When I confronted her about it, and asked if I'm a horrid fuvcker or what, she assured me that there is nothing wrong with my performance; she's just not the type to bxtch and moan in bed as she's shy. The second time we had sex, she started reading a magazine whilst I was on top literally sweating like an individual who works in a warehouse with no air conditioning. Again, I confronted her about it, this time she said I'm simply making a huge issue out of nothing. The third time, she fell asleep whilst I was on top of her. This is frustrating. Is there something wrong with my girlfriend, or I'm just horrible in bed?[/color][/b] |
finalboss1:[color=#0099ff]Incorrect. Ethiopia is already on the list. You lose! [/color] |
[color=#0099ff] Top 5 dirtiest cities in Africa! 5. Dar es Salaam, Tanzania 4. Maputo, Mozambique 3. Brazzaville, Congo 2 Addis Ababa, Ethiopia 1. ? [/color] |
Cape Town, South Africa
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Port Louis (Mauritius)
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Johannesburg (South Africa)
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Nairobi (Kenya)
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Gaborone (Botswana)
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Tunis (Tunisia)
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Accra (Ghana)
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Libreville (Gabon)
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Dar es Salaam ( Tanzania )
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Windhook ( Namibia )
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10) Windhoek (Namibia) Windhoek is the capital and the largest city of the Republic of Namibia. It is a clean city and has adopted innovative ways of utilizing local communities for solid waste collection and removal. 9) Dar es Salaam (Tanzania) Dar es Salaam is the largest and richest city of Tanzania. Despite its national significance, the city was known to be one of the most trash riddled cities in Africa. Things are changing for the better. 8.) Libreville (Gabon) Libreville is the capital and the largest city of Gabon. It is home of almost half of the population of Gabon. It is a clean city with good paved roads. Libreville looks like a European city. 7) Accra (Ghana) Accra is the capital and the largest city of Ghana. It is centered on British, Danish and Dutch forts and their surrounding communities. Accra is relatively clean, but the city tends to accumulate filth. 6) Tunis (Tunisia) Tunis is the capital and the largest city of Tunisia. It is a fairly clean city, relative to other cities in North Africa. The City Council is responsible for keeping the city clean. 5) Gaborone (Botswana) Gaborone is the capital city and also the largest city of Botswana. It is one of the fastest growing cities in the world. Gaborone is managed by the Gaborone City Council, which has taken many steps to keep the city clean. The pace of growth of the city has posed many challenges to the authorities. 4) Nairobi (Kenya) Nairobi is the capital and the largest city of Kenya. It is popularly known as the “Green City in the Sun.” The city is governed by the County Government of Nairobi. In July 2014, Nairobi’s governor unveiled 14 new garbage collection trucks and one wheel loader to boost the city’s capacity to handle solid waste. 3) Johannesburg (South Africa) Johannesburg is the largest city in South Africa. It is one of the 50 largest urban agglomerations in the world. This modern and prosperous African city has many tall structures, parks, gardens and residential areas. The authorities encourage residents of Johannesburg to volunteer their time to help clean up public spaces. 2) Port Louis (Mauritius) Port Louis is the capital and the most populous city of Mauritius. The city is Mauritius’ economic, cultural and political center. Port Louis is administered by the Municipal City Council of Port Louis. This clean city houses numerous buildings and monuments. 1) Cape Town, South Africa Cape Town is a beautiful city. It has won many prestigious international travel awards. Nestled between the ocean and the mountains, the city has all the amenities and sophistication of an urban area. Together with all Cape Town residents and visitors, the city’s Solid Waste Management Department is responsible for ensuring general cleanliness in streets and public spaces [color=#0099ff] Nigerian cities did not make it unfortunately. Does this mean Nigerian cities are ratchet?I personally think Nigeria wouldn't make it on Top 100 cleanest cities.[/color] |
lovebishop:Everything got a disadvantage. A pusssy can give you aids, too. |
Raine80:And if the nigguh tells you he wanna try out anal sex, what then? |


