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Even thou i saw it late, d joke tyt abeg. Nyc1 @op. Ori e fokasibe.

guyXander:
12. But the invigilator has other plans and catches on to the plan.

hahaha, Jagaban. Just fogerrit, e ti lanor...

Joke so dry, harmattarn ez beefing it.

C police station question o, no b income? C'mon lo san idamewa é jor.

Airforce1:
I thought they said "In any situation you find yourself, Thank god"

hahaha, naso! nyc1 dia.

Omo ua gone mehn! U nid Jesus.

Xhaka:
If you like give 100 reasons, it won't stop Messi from winning the next Ballon D'or

abi o! RONALDO 3 - MESSI 5
game on...

celebgists:
Look at this sentimental goat!!! Comapring a 30 year old with a 28year Old....He.said messi never left spain...did ryan gigs leave man u he is presently regarded qs the most decorated player of the club, fransesco totti is regarded as one of the greatest italian to ever grace the pitch he never left As roma ss many other legends so stupid point because messi has destroyed probally all the the top 10 clubs in europe and the world at large large. RONALDO has spent 8 years in spain and has only one league title to his name and he has been top scorers in 3 or 4 of those campaigns too poor for world class in my opinion.

MESSI SHOULD GO AND WIN WORLD CUP U SAID but ronaldo doesnt have a national team that can abi or a least take them to the final. Why am i even wasting my time on this Guy.

Oga go and crash and watch messi be the first player in history to win 5 ballon dor in the next gala night.

kai! God go bless u 4 me. I bin wan reply en jagonz wey en call article, bur to type kon taya me sef. No fullstop, no comma, no notin. Ma eye just dey turn. Diz madrid fans no dey ever gree. Person wey pass u pass u. C Ronaldo play ball reach Delima Ronaldo sef? En wan die??

Would av loved 2 c Arsene Wenger's face when Barcelona came outta da pot... I bet would b fvcking priceless!
Lwkm, Arsenal d most unlucky team in champions league history.

danieloy4:
Why una dey give yourself hopeless hope. Even the bible says there's no hope for a fig tree,that it shall be cut down

hahaha, lwkm. Guy u wicked o, i sure say u no dey go church. C finishing...
Still laffing Arsenal in Swahili sha...

Odogwu042:
They wrote us off that we wont qualify.. But what did we do, we qualified with a statement. Now they give us barca. Wel i can only say bye bye to barcelona cos its no more business as usual this time. Gunners for life!

dey der dey console yaself, notin wan happen pass say u don comot. "THERE WOULD BE NO MIRACLE HERE" person wey pass u pass u, forgerit!

shidof:
Who says dt uefa no dey manipulate draw. Chelsea vs PSG again for 3 consecutive seasons. God is watching in HD.

no mind doz wayray pipu, e b lyk say dey get issues wit Arsenal sef.

TheSlyone:
OK where is LVG, THE folder carrier?

baba dey europa.

Would av loved 2 c Arsene Wenger's face when Barcelona came outta da pot... I bet would b fvcking priceless!
Lwkm, Arsenal d most unlucky team in champions league history.

onismate:
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ehen! ok.. bur wait, na true life story?

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bobo awfa u na? Wednesday far guy!

bet y diz guy dey put men 4 suspense na? do finish diz story maa go sell 4 Wale Adenuga abeg! no time...

nd yet Nigeria wins anoda Tournament on credit, NFF oni gbese.
Thumbs Up 2d boiz sha, dey don try!

@op do u knw d meaning of Individual Brilliance? Or u just want someone else on d Ballon d'or podium just 4 boring sake??
U suppose dey happy sef say Ronaldo na real hustler wey up en game tackle Messi well. Mayb Op 4 don go Zurich go para 4 dem if to say Messi don win am like 7times straight...

rafabenitez:
As the chairman of liverpool fans in africa,i say hpy christmas to us all on behalf of the lfc family.

Chairman kor, Man on the Chair ni.

Qtsnow:
if you are an Interista (Inter Milan Fan) please kindly be informed that there is a Inter fan Club in Nigeria (Inter Club Nigeria) you can whatsapp me on 08055611684, to be added to the whatsapp group. Forza Internationale

mtcheew! Inter ti lanor jor.

until i swim wit am nd notin do am b4 i bliv d phone.

bobo continue na, aw u take hammer? iyen ni koko.

Dah no.10 dey vex me die en, mak God kon help u say ur remote no dey work.

Lucasbalo:
No one in your entire lineage will ever attain 1\1000 of what Obama has achieved. Poverty stricken $2 a day making subhuman mongrel wasting in a despicable village in a third world hell hole.

omo c finishing...

to play for nigerian League na Suffer, mak doz guyz just go find anoda work do.
#endtimesoldiers
#soldiersofdoom

Meriekriss:
Wow... Just wow.. What a read.. First I must add that God is the greatest...
Buh they cnt marry different husbands na.. They have one pussy. Even if they have two, and both men want to make love same time, how would that work.

dey really don't talk about their sex lives so we wouldn't know aw dey do it bur dey share one Vagina nd butt hole.
U could look dem up on google to read som more interesting stuffs abou dem. They actually had 3hands at birth bur they had to remove 1 thru surgery so dey ar left wih 1each!

8unit:
they share the same vagina hole?

ya!

Things you should know about the Conjoined twins;-

1. Abby controls
the right side of the
body while Brittany
controls the left. Their
anatomy is, obviously,
quite complicated. They
have two hearts with
one shared circulatory
system, four lungs,
two stomachs, etc, but
they share most organs
below the navel. While
they
were born with three
arms, one was
removed surgically, so
each controls one.

2. They’re incredibly in
sync. Though the twins
have separate brains
and claim that they
can’t read each others’
mind, their twintuition
is extraordinary. The
girls can speed-type
emails without
speaking to each other
– even though they
each only controls one
hand. They even play
the piano.

3. They have different drivers’
licenses. The girls had
to take separate driving
tests to get separate
licenses even though
they both have to work
together to operate the
car!

4. They’ve never
considered being
separated. Once, when
Brittany was sick as a
very young child, Abby
got bored with being
stuck in bed and she
complained that she
wanted to split — but
that was the only time
it’s ever come up. Their
parents, Patty and
Mike, didn’t want them
confined to wheelchairs
or to experience the
major health concerns
that would come with
separating their bodies.

5. Though they don’t
discuss their dating
lives, both girls hope to
get married one day,
and because their
shared reproductive
organs are healthy,
there is no medical
reason why they
wouldn’t be able to
have a successful
pregnancy.

flokii:
you're still right tho. Naija women prefer 'em large and would easily write a small guy off..

dat hard life don master them

not their fault tho.. I guess it's cos they are made of black

lmao, no b lie.

So last last dis guy na Sisi.