₦airaland Forum

paulolee:
Erigga is my best rapper anyday coz e gat d flows dt mks my day n his words keep my hussle burning each day coz dey ar real matters....currently listening to his death bed track on his okorowanta album n d guy is dope...

Okorowanta smelling bear bear, 7days akamu e nor dey sawar.
Erigga wey say en go do wetin nobody don do b4, say en go go Sun.. Say en go go 4 night!

d guy dey fvcking Raw nd unique!

wolesmile:
Sips my Mcdowell...... Puffs on my B&H.....



Abeg.... Wetin be lacasera?

for ur mind!

Juxtified:
You can't blame the poor guy na, he said he has no money anymore. Maybe you were the one who finished his money, since according to you that was what attracted you to him in the first place...

hahaha... lwkm, no b lie!

afiku shere.

dis isn't kidnapping, U borrow Person buy something!

INTROVERT:
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da fucck ezz diz suppose to mean??

idu1:
how can beautiful girl like u smoke weed

hahaha, she just dey talk random!

StephanieEzeh:

"Your face looks similar"

Seriouslly?? no one would actually use dah line.

proxitaly:
What of the viewers?

Lwkm! EPL dey pay u?

MadCow1:
Biafra is pleased with the Nairaland Frontpage today.

Yoruba Cultists Prince and Yoruba Leader Armed robber sons news are both pleasing to us.



We hereby declare today Biafra Day..

dey der dey fu-age.

SUGARBEE:
He needs to do it with his own strength

Lmao! hu actually does it wih dia own"natural" strength nowadays??

EmagNig:
that boy is a fool, how much he get sef...he get money reach Patience Jonathan?

so close to FTC......YUCKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYY

[size=16pt]sexyLADE[/size] says so





NIGERIA'S 1ST e-MAGAZINE? CHECK MY SIGNATURE

dey der dey jonz! d guy ezz made. d signs hez showing definately means he doesn't want to play for nigeria, so y d fvck can't dey leave him alone??
I mean we kip insulting him for been d worst no10 nd stuffs, saying we dont need him nd every. Now d guy doesn't wanna play, so i think it's even!

TS2:
Women are incredible. Stop this victim mentality!

A woman will do everything wrong, insult the man and his parents, cheat, lie, disrespect everyone, cause scenes in the neighbourhood while the man is quiet. The day he slaps her out of anger when she is misbehaving that is what she would hang on to forever. "Ah! He slapped me!" Like the slap is worse than everything she has done.

That is what you are doing. IS A WOMAN THAT SELLS HER BODY FOR MONEY AND RENTS A ROOM AT 3K5 A DAY TO CONDUCT HER TRADE AND DOES 5 OR 6 SOMES AND STANDS BY THE ROAD AND ALLOWS JUST ANY MAN NACK HER EVEN IN THE ANUS FOR AS LITTLE AS 10K NOT A WHOORREE!!!

Forget the men. Their own is a different topic. But today and right now, men are not the focus of the topic. Don't turn it around and cannibalize the man. He too would not be patronising her if she did not have goods for sale.

true talk bro.

missbronze:
Pls, i have a date with a guy i just met this wknd.


Will he rape me?

hahaha.... Very Funny!

FriedPlantain:
So you been wan spoil our eyes with your size 20 font before ba? Werey

LMAO!

DickDastardly:

Good one from Vince Mcmahon, TrippleH et al.
"That's what's good for business"

They should have given him a wicked parting fight with Brock Lesnar to put out his misery once and for all.
Old Burukutu sipping silver-back Gorilla

Yeah! really Best For Business.

GodsMercy1:
Saw this on Facebook and wish to share with us here

Why do some ladies hype themselves like this ?
Read what happened to me:-

There is this girl in my department always claiming to be a silver-spoon child.

One Thursday morning around 7:30 a.m we were in early morning lecture in the class when I noticed she was feeling feverish and was throwing up, i accompany her outside the class, expecting her to vomit something like Tea & Bread but to my greatest surprise she was vomiting Garri and groundnut, on sighting this, I was pissed off, as if that wasn't enough she increased the anger in me by saying "This can't be!" I asked "How do you mean ?" She said "This isn't what I ate before coming to school now" At full temper, I just left her outside let her vomit her intestine!

thou can't reap wat thou didn't sow. Lwkmf, d gal dey craze walai!

permsec:
Baba Thiago! very soon we go rest for U and Ronaldo.

very soon?? baba e go still far o!
doz guyz still get lyk 5yrs more o, i tell u.

#S&S

if u get no. 8, SMH.. ua GONE!

justirich:
12 – AYO ORITSEJAFOR The President of the Christian Association of Nigeria. He owns a Bombardier jet (registered as Bombardier Challenger 601 (N431CB) which he said was a gift, see photo below:

Money laundry Jet, God gon judge!

go fear captain armband na!

Gentolany:

wah da fvck!

see declaration abeg!

ogogoromasta:
yelz dey alwaizz ban ogogoro buh it will alwaizz return

lmao! no b lie. pipu still dey tidy am sha.

ogogoromasta:
VictoriaBee

u neva hear say dem don ban ogogoro abi??

Nigerians no go ever learn, dey don turn pastors to God. any small tin pastor! pastor!! damn it. yeah! God uses some bur most ar dead fake.

u nid just 1 tin broda, JESUS!

Sincere4u:
I think they were so too willing to pay in advance cos the salary seems to be about 50% less than his predecessor's if i'm not wrong.

nope bro, Keshi was on 5m per month too.