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hu actually read that long story??

dis OP sef. Be like en take GEGEMU b4 posting dis sh!t. Mikel Obi wey me i know na under-20 en play 4 2005 o! I no knw weda na tell dem tell u d story wey u go put u-17. Den Rashedi yekini na 37 goals en score 4 nigeria o! Dnt mislead pipu hia biko.

majamajic:
The list is ok

for mikel it was 2005 under 20 not under 17, messi was the tournament's best player, mikel was second, taye taiwo third.

OP never grow then, na tell dem tell am.

was never there...

abeg! abeg!! Make nobody hail any Police 4 hia. dat's d least dey cld do...

haul:
You just too hasty atimes!

Listen, these countries don't negotiate cause they are there projects in first instance! How do you explain where these ragtags get there weaponry from? Who are the countries supplying them weapons for over 5yrs? You and I knows Boko,taliban,alqeada,alshabab,al mogadishu, all don't manufacture war materials!

There is money exchanged hands for weapons which this countries benefit from, you and I know the top weapons manufacturers, USA,russia,china etc, if they will end this menace what will be their gain? You ever wondered how developing countries are used in practicising terrorism? Why is there no terrorism in europe,america? Don't tell me africas or middle easterns are easily brainwashed or religion cause the whole world aint no fool.

Funniest part,these countries thought they can fool us this week, in just one week, there was attack in france,to mostly uk citizens in tunisia, attack in kuwait.(Just to see they are also affected too)

Forget all this countries saying they are waging war against terrorism cause they know,how,what can end terrorism but they won't do that cause of their cynicism.

As sex sells faster,so do war make money faster.

fact been said! gat brainz

Buhari we only want blood for blood, we ain't negotiating sh¡t.

Moneyyy:
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af seen dis guy lyk aw many ..... hu da fvck eez he??

akanoye15:
Please you all abusing buhari should shut cus last few months you were all shouting Change and i warned you all that i give you guys just one month Abeg i am in a laughing meeting with Gej now. those that voted Gej like pls cus i am here with him and he wants your love

LOVE 4 wat?? aw wld dat improve nigeria's situation

MKO4ever:
Baba, I pray for God to give you the strength and wisdom to deliver Nigeria to the promised land and we (on nairaland) love you so much

shld speak 4 urself broda.

Demmzy15:
Mogadishu is a city in Somalia and the insurgents causing havoc there are called 'Al-shabab'

NOTED!

Demmzy15:
Sister which one be Al-Mogadishu again?! @underlined

doz ones from Somalia.

raumdeuter:
You go fear Naija women ooo

Husband doesnt help:

You hear, My Husband is wicked he doesnt help me

Husband goes to market:

You hear My husband is stingy.

WHats the husband supposed to do? Wait till you suck him dry?

haba bros. Y man go dey go market wen wife dey aws? y??

jnrbayano:
This Igando Customary Court in Lagos is always so happy with these funny cases because their treasury always get fat on them.



This is overwhelmingly funny especially the emboldened.

This has made my day.

In fact, the man is not guilty again.

asin eh! D man no deny any of the alegations, en just rephrase all ni.

Princehojay:
Try and and buy common sense guy............

Common sense ezz really not common, so kinda hard for some to get.

Smagiro18:
I thought d pen was mightier Dan d sword teacher 4 use pen fight na

hahaha. lwkm.. c dis guy, u no hear say d teacher run 440, but mekuz was faster!

e get mind commit offence, e no get mind to admit nd face d consequencies. iku lo maa pka e, rot in jail muhrafucka!

googlepikin:
where are the South West who have been telling us that buhari will crush boko haram in 2weeks. Lool . do you guys need to eat a drum of amala each to have sense that dis old grandpa have nothing left in his head.

ur father Jona wey get something for head, wetin en do?? lamebrain lyk u.

Imortal001:
Make devil just repent so that the world will be at peace to make baba God cancel hell fire and activate all us to heaven

For whr? if na so maa use person do money Asap! afterall God go forgive us all.

stepo707:
But why have they chosen that borno? i dont get why just that state?

cuz dey share same border with Chad. nd Boko boiz aw we knw originated frm der..

Teempakguy:
Why are all of them over 50 And why are most of them based on oil

Lwkmf! c question abeg..

but wait o! na pipu wey dey fast still dey bomb pipu?? na waa o!

Born2eatPussy:
Abokiii dey kill Abokiii E no concern me

lmao! guy u no well aswear..

which year dis BH boiz go rest??

ain't seeing shit mehn! no vex..

100k?? na waa o! wen diz 1 turn case wey dey reach court again? shuu!!!

boynigeria:
9ice ko friendly ni

hahaha! lwkmf.. guy Adigun bad o, no reason am!

GraWetin?? or u mean NGA?? "Nigeria Grammy Award"

MNDY:
And you like the price at which you are buying the petrol?

we get choice

mtcheeew! this 1 na madman na.

nairalife2013:
Busty ladies I must confess stir me up not small. In matters of sex, the sight or touch of a pair of heavy b--bs inspires me for more tireless sex, increases my libido and I ultimately dote on or have undying fondness for such lucky ladies! My wife is bursty. Her first pregnancy for our first child doubled the size of her b--bs. I was mad wid joy! I shared the milk greedily with my kid to my wife's ecstasy. The things just keep growing in size, and her nips always look erect!!! "Only God knows", I always wisper in her ear "how I love u and this yur bobbiz."

bros aw old ar u??sorry!
i mean u b agbaya.
well i love big boobs too sha! *winks*

they should take dem to the woods, SLIT dia ankle and wrist, let den run and HUNT dem down like the ANIMALS dey are... nd let d VULTURES feed on dia fucking corpes.