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Can someone tell Gabriel jesús that we have a messiah in iheanacho

[quote author=efilefun Please can you provide me the youtube link of the image you munch

I think youwin4 got a chance.. Some youwin3 winners just got their third tranche.

Hope they're through with their first semester exam?

He tire me self. But which discussion can actually raise the thread?

A40:
Abajo wey ordinary PFA dey make their head shake like person wey kiss claro for the first time

5 titles in over 100 years. Nigga I can divide

That's 1 League title every 21 year average. Laaaame

The person that gave them the tag "Pride of London" should be shot in the leg.


What is The pride in wining 5 giggle in one century

Bimffo:
You are just pained.. You were not invisible anytime.. So STFU, slowpoke!

no way am gonna be pained son. Why should I be pained when I can easily predict that your supposed messiah mourinho is on a temporary mission.
Keep this a left hand secret; mourinho is resigning next season.

FFK said Nigeria on the brink
I never knew he meant people jobs are on the brink.

AirborneLacer:
If only there is such thing as ''Manchester Giant fans''

Now exchange the "giant" as invisible united"
It is good to remember dwarfs like cheshit that we are 15 premiership title ahead albeit the 2015/2016 making it 21

Now show some respect to the giants!!

PEN LETTER TO CHELSEA FANS
Dear chelsea fans, Congrats on winning your 5th league title but FOR YOUR INFORMATION

Aston villa won their 5th league trophy in 1900(115yrs ago)
Sunderland did it in 1913(102yrs ago)
Arsenal did it in1938(77yrs ago)
Everton did it in1939(76yrs ago)
Liverpool did it in 1947(68yrs ago)
Man u did it in 1957(58yrs ago)

Winning 5 league trophies since 1908 isn't any achievement that hasn't been seen before so please stop worrying our ears with the noise of being league champion.

From a concerned Manchester giant fans

obeenah40:
Seriously, and I sincerely apologize for my ghostmode activities and contributing to this thread.

Exams on monday. May God help Us.

success in advance!!

the small guy self don tire.
The coward kon dey pet ham
But please where are his kids now? Are they Still on exile?
He left with his family, under age wife and went on exile.
Left some people forefather to face death like staved chickens
And yet some people will say ojukwu my hero!!



Hero my assss

ishowdotgmail:
@Beshiman

Please when do u think Poly Ibd post utme form will be out. My sis wanna chose Accounting in ds year's UTME and had 195 is she good to go?

if she can perform exceedingly well in the pume(>65%) then she got no problem.
Accountancy is the most sought after in ib poly

If not for presidency this man should be a renowned comedian

RobinHez:
@beshiman,,,does the school offer theather arts, if
no then what are its equivalents? Thanks!

Mass communications

There was these sadist invilgilator that you must not carry anything, your hands must be void of ink, your desk must be void of scratching, the board must be clean. So one guy decide to outsmart him he wrote the formula in his wrist. The invilglator caught him and he was about to fill form, my guy was still denying so the lecturer wanted to get a camera, he attempt to clean the orijo in his wrist but the thing no gree clean somebody just shouted "hot water hot water" my guy just remove him jagunlabi. Fire the hot urine in his hand all in front of the class, everybody tear laugh oooh. The sadist lecturer got really annoyed, if not for higher institution he wan go bring cane. Nobody scored above 50 in the course

If only pdp did primary election at presidential level. There would have been hope for the forth coming candidate. But No Joe was handpicked.

Bayern is the only team permitted to be cræzy... Spelt porto within 45minutes

hadizadeezy:
Nop

please do you know about sociology? Through I wrote English, commerce, economic and government.

Seriously this should be on a front page of national dailies

When obasanjo was the head of state he invested in ogun state. If you want to argue Go and check Ota farm.

The president elect you said that has no certificate has an investment in duara. Don't doubt he has cows.

What and where has the current president with doctorate interest in zoology invested.
"Nothing and nowhere my mind echoed"

Then why should dangote takes the risk

Pastor E A Adeboye never canvasses for vote. When ambode, osinbajo and their wife were in camp early this month. Nobody made mention of them. It was only camera presence they were given. When he was even praying for the former president gej he made a prayer point that whosoever that will be the lord chosen, god should appoint.

Stupid person
Wasted money for flight just to spend 10 minutes on a hole.
The guy even ate banana to boost the kini if na orijin or correct odigigba he drink. How sleep go catch ham?

Yet multi choice dem it fit to increase their price.....

Empower sex-urchins to become nationwide distributors.

Some of these people needs transport fare to Allen avenue

I can't see the office of the first lady!
Forget it

Dame please just one more oyinbo before you lefting na

Op. Be careful f some yoruba oaths, your death may not be triggered immediately
But little by little Your life will diminish.

Consult a pastor with holy-ghost fire

Give casary to what belongs to Cesary

Re editted after reading the previous post
No try divulge that secret ooh
I knew of my guy who swore an oat never to leave her girl alone after doing the indecency.
His díck was in the ladies pot when the oath took place, hence there was blood oath.
He fought with the girl and discarded the promise they both kept
Maybe tomorrow he may Gain back his sanity but today he is mentally deranged.

aventura:
You typed it in da toilet. True or False?

False, but You are not far from the true.

[different types of livestock in a farm[/quote]Make I start first;

1.d
2.a
3. Typo errors from the poster I copied it from
4.no idea (commercial student)
5.no idea
6.d (800=20minute
60minute makes one 1km
20minutes/60minute= 3
In 1 hour he will complete The initial 800 in 3 places= 2400
Converting the 2400 into km = 24km)
7.no idea
8. No idea
9. A
10. A
11.C
12.D
13D
14 D
15 B
16 D
17 A
18 A
19 A
20 No idea
21 C
22 A
23 c. (3/4X100=75%). Lost of good 25% 75%plus 25%=100%
24.D
25 A

This thread is somehow moving too cold so I copied the past question below from a page.

Let us treat them, I find them challenging too.

Btw I don't have the answers

Others years to follow suite.

POST UTME SCREENING TEST 201212013
TIME ALLOWED: 45MIN.
Shade the correct answers in the OMR sheet provided.
Read the passage below and answer the question that follows:
You read in order to gain knowledge of what is around you. Not being
able to read is to be ignorant of the happenings, events, situations and
developments around you. Books enlighten you and make you
intelligent. They expose you to various experiences of life and enrich
your understanding of the world you live in. you also read to collect
facts that can be useful to you in your academic life. Such facts are in
the form of data, explanations, reports, findings, theories, laws and so
on. The facts could be stored in different forms such as word form,
tables, charts, diagrams, formulae and pictures. Reading can also be
pleasure. You need to cultivate the habit of reading for the pleasure,
entertainment and the joy it gives. Many studies have shown that
Nigerians have not formed the habit of wide informative coding.
Reading culture is yet to be our culture. Many read only when they are
forced to read. They read for examination or academic purposes only.
They are weak in reading for pleasure. Do you know what? Reading is
medicine. It enlivens minds and always make you feel better.
Choose from the listed alternatives the correct answer to the questions:

1. A suitable title for the passage is: A. Reading for pleasure B. Reading
for collection of facts C. The importance of Reading D. The Way
Nigerians Read

2. From the passage we conclude that: A. there is a relationship
between word forms, tables, charts, diagrams, formulae and pictures
B. there is no relationship between word forms, tables, charts,
diagrams, formulae and picture C. One cannot be sure if there is a
relationship or not D. There should not be relationship at all.

3. The underlined word in the passage means: A. Till the soil B. Refine C. Clean D. Acquired

4. A molecule is made up of A. Particles of different elements
B. Atoms of different elements C. Atoms of the same
D. Ions of the same elements.

5. Climate change and global warming is caused by the accumulation of in the atmosphere A. CO2 B. O2 C. NO2 D. CH2

6. A boy walks 800m in 20minutes. What is his average speed in km per hour? A. 2.4km/h B. 4km/h C. 1km/h D. 24km/h

7. An empty rectangular tank is 250cm long and 120cm wide. It 180
litres of water is poured into the tank, what would he the height of the
water A. 6.0cm B. 5.5cm C. 5.0cm D. 4.5cm

8. If the numbers M, N and Q are in ratio of 5:4:3 find the value of A.2
B.3 C.1 D.4

9. Osmosis refers to the movement of solvent from area of higher
concentration to that of lower concentration. A. True B. False
Choose the word or expression which will complete each sentences
correctly:

10. The prisoners made no further attempt A. to escape B. who
escaped C. that escape D. to have escaped.

11. At last it was the right time for the visitors A. they went B. going C. to go D. to have gone

12. Here is an interesting hook A. for you to read it B. you to read it C.
you read D. for you to read

13. The Premier League started last week A. did it? B. didn’t it? C. didn’t
it start? D. isn’t?

14. Which of these measures of central tendency is often used in
deriving standard deviation? A. the range B. the mode C. Stay constant
D. the mean
15. As a country got more developed, the percentage of labour engaged in agriculture tends to …….. A. increase steadily B. decrease steadily C. stay constant D. have nothing to do with development

16. The following colours of light are secondary except A. Green B. Orange C. Blue D. Purple

17. A student wants to measure the diameter of a wire, which
instrument would give him accurate result? A. Venire calipers B.
Micrometer screw gauge C. A metre rule D. tone of the above

18. The inside of a thermos flask is usually coated with silver material in order to reduce heat loss by A. Radiation B. Reflection C. Conduction D. Convection

19. Water absorption by the root hairs is facilitated by the absence of
the cuticle. A. True B. False

20. 20. Express in standard form: 201,675 A. 202 B. 2.01675x102
C. 201675x103 D.202000

21. Crops which complete their life cycle in two growing seasons are
called ………… A. Annuals B. Ephemerals C. Biennials
D. Pemannial

22. If a and b are positive integers and a < b, which of the following
statement is not correct. A. b2 > a2 B. > C. <- D. 4.3

23. A trader made a loss of 25% on an article she sold. What is the ratio of the cost price to the selling price?
A. 2:3 B. 5:2 C. 3:4 D. 4:3
24. The acronym NDDC stands for A. Niger Delta Development
Corporation B. Niger Delta Development Commission
25. Mixed farming entails A. Growing two or more crops B. Integrating
crop and livestock production C. Raising livestock and fish C. Roaring
different types of livestock in a farm

Channels any time any date

Simple said they are the leading frontiers in terms of politic journalism

classicB:
Please help me o, my introversion is destroying my friendship with friends. They think I intentionally isolate myself from them. One told me that I love to be alone which is true, bf said am boring.
I dnt easily get angry too and I dnt want people to take me for granted cos of that.
As an introvert how do you manage your friendship with friends and lovers

.
Yeah, I had same situation, even till now except the boring aspect. I think if they are to place 10 people on ground; 8 will say am the most boring-est and foolish person in this world, 2 will say am funny, jovial and I take life too easy. Now this is it, those 2 were the people I practically spent most of my days with. And those 8 said am foolish because they expect me to take the bull by its horn in every single decision. So to manage friendship, the best situation is to bone their words. I swear their parent secretly wish they should just be easy-going like you.
As for your BF, if he doesn't understand you within six month, am scared he may not really know where your comfort lies. And he would take you for granted. for instance there was a silly time when I don't know how to woõ a butterfly, so I think she take advantages of my always jovial-simple mood that I don't get angry so she start misbehaving, no control and her basic sense flew to the window. She took me for granted; pushed me to the wall. I did the needful which she never expected. Delete her.
To cut the story short most people that said am the most foolish person, later said am a green snake under the green grass.
in summary manage to treat everybody like a friend and be quick to draw the line, always let people to take up that space you really love but never trade it for your happiness.

Oh I hate long speeches but thank God they've left.
I typed this shít stùpidly during awkward situation so this post might be stupìd