Business › Re: Standard Chartered To Close Accounts With Less Than N7.5m Balance From Feb 2026 by Ficollins(m): 4:49pm On Nov 10, 2025 |
The bank is not a Nigerian Bank, so they care less about anything than making profit. Nazgul: These people are really funny. Sometimes I think the people making decisions in Nigeria don’t actually live here. Maybe they’re just visiting us through Zoom.
How can a country where most people are earning less than 500k a month be talking about having 7.5 million naira minimum balance to keep your account active? Like are you for real.
Let’s even be honest; how many Nigerians have seen 7.5 million at once in their account before? Some people’s total life savings, business capital, and village land inheritance isn't even up to that.
At this rate, when you enter the banking hall, they might soon start checking your account balance before allowing you to sit on their chair or drink water from their dispenser.
No wonder people are running to OPAY and PalmPay like it’s Noah’s Ark. When you have sense, you adapt, but when you have greed, you lose customers. And trust Nigerians, once they see free transfers and zero balance, loyalty changes immediately.
But to be honest, 2026 no go funny at all. The economy is tightening like a new shoe. Food, rent, fuel, now even bank accounts want to join the suffering.
We really need to plan financially. Cut unnecessary expenses. Save where you can. Invest small, even if it’s in your local hustle. Because the way things are going, it's not looking funny anymore. |
Family › Re: He Found Out His Wife Is A Hermaphrodite On Their Honeymoon! What Is Your Take? by Ficollins(m): 9:43am On Dec 27, 2022 |
She should cut it off na.. |
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Crime › Re: NDLEA: Falz Faults Burning Of Cocaine Worth N194bn by Ficollins(m): 2:26pm On Sep 28, 2022 |
THere is even another angle that they can say They didnt have to that amount with them cause there is an amount that is found with one that can either make you be tried as a minor druq incidence or a major drug trafficker which determines a long or very short sentence babajero: What if they recant their confession, and say that they were forced to say it under duress, and they said it because they feared for their lives and that the contents of the parcels were not really cocaine but some other unharmful products or maybe a lesser punishable drugs like Indian hemp, they needed physical evidence and not some picturised charade. |
Crime › Re: NDLEA: Falz Faults Burning Of Cocaine Worth N194bn by Ficollins(m): 2:23pm On Sep 28, 2022 |
Baba you sef shut up and rest, na people like you them dey use scope for. You say video evidence, that can be manipulated or what. Patriotsleague: I think they already have video evidence and confession etc. Shut up falz, you talk like a myopic idiot sometimes, stop disgracing your noble dad. |
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Politics › Re: Why Is Nobody Defecting To Labor Party Despite Obis Growing Popularity? by Ficollins(m): 5:10pm On Sep 13, 2022 |
HappyRabbi: I have observed with keen interest the recent waves of defections and cross carpeting from APC TO PDP and vice Versa, even in some states like Oyo and Osun states, Bigwig politicians are defecting to parties like Accord and ADC,
However, with the way Peter Obis Obidient movement is sweeping across the board, taking over mainstream social media space, nobody, not even a lightweight politician has dumped his party for Labor Party, even in the southeast where he came from. Could this mean the Obidients still have a lot of homework to do? Just want to know as a political observer It's not the party we are voting but the person |
Science/Technology › Re: Manatee: This Creature Was Killed In Badagry Yesterday. Who Knows The Name? by Ficollins(m): 1:10pm On Sep 17, 2021 |
It's a seal |
Family › Re: At What Point Should A New Couple Get Worried Over Conception? by Ficollins(m): 11:57pm On May 23, 2021 |
Funny thing is that when you just do one mistake outside marriage, pregnancy straight up.. But marriage will take time |
Politics › Re: How The Hausa/Yoruba Clash In Shasha Market, Ibadan Started - Eyewitness (Video) by Ficollins(m): 5:32pm On Feb 15, 2021 |
Nana Aisha, what do u expect her to say.. When she is not Tope Ojo |
Politics › Re: RRS Officers Return Lady's Purse With N115K Which Fell Off Without Her Knowledge by Ficollins(m): 10:12am On Nov 20, 2020 |
I can bet he didnt know that such amount was in the bag |
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Reveals Rapture Date - 3, 6 Or 10 Years Time by Ficollins(m): 10:27am On Sep 15, 2020 |
Even the man with the PHD and Masters in Mathematics didnt calculate. Such insolence. No one knoweth the hour not even the angels in the heavens |
Celebrities › Re: Emmanuella Pobeni Adepoju Is Dead! Iya Jogbo Of Max FM Dies by Ficollins(m): 12:48am On Jul 25, 2020 |
Iya jogbo, we will miss your grammars and humours, Best of wishes to Wale popopo and odus. A Gem has left |
Romance › Re: Guys: Can You Date A Lady That Smokes?? by Ficollins(m): 1:00am On Jun 24, 2017 |
Hey every1,new 2 nairaland.can i get sum welcomes? thnks |