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sinaj:
gay alert...hiz nt evn cute lukin reddish nd disgusting m imagining wah hiz dick nd feet will luk lyk...

idoo4love:
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Yeah I'm.

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basisop:
Where is "soon"? Nollywood!!!smh.

Nobody cared to vet the banner and two illiterates were displaying their ignorance and lack of education in the name of holding the banner. This is a letdown on the guy abeg. It just showed how much they cared.

I tot I was the only one seeing it...naija sha.

Oya it have do...I have seen, just that I haven't heard.
Besides if I'm to choose I had choose Jonathan. But I'm not into politics. Till 14th.

bamidele029:
You're not making sense, did the caller offer money or any reward? No, so how can you say it's bribery it's a common practice all over the world for people to call the voting public on behalf of candidates , it's an oppourntiy to inform the public more about the policies and plans of the candidate and it also gives them the opportunity to ask questions. It's an effective way to have one on one campaign

All over the world? Never heard o!

Change2015:
It is public information available to both parties! Obviously the apc is not taking its outreach work as a joke. I got a call too. Has the pdp tried to speak with you or the Labour party or APGA etc? This is part of how democracy functions.

#change
#GMB
#APC

Calling people telling them to vote Buhari is not an outreach biko. Don't people know who they want? Abi campiagning no do?Its bribery not outreach and hunger for power. And the worst is using peoples info to reach them, something that's supposed to b confidential. The info wasn't meant to call people telling them who to vote for.

Too bad...and that PVC info is confidential....u don't use people info like that. TF!

Imagine one number called my aunt asking her to vote buhari...and when she asked how they got her num they said PVC info...isn't that bad enough? I just can't believe this people.

ControlX:
Hahahaha.... lol...
Boss... thanks ooo.... but na fanta mixed with agbo i sabi take ooo, no be orijin. I no wan wake up inside gutter. lol

Orijin na fruit drink o...u no hear as them talk am?

Everyone get dia own view of things, the way u see agege bread n akara fit no be the same with how another person see am. So simply ask/send letter for Oyedepo than making assumptions.

ControlX:
Despite all this Is President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan Really Bad? He has done well. I challenge the Buhari supporters give me 10 things Buhari has achieved for this country.
1] Goodluck Jonathan signed FOI bill that
Obasanjo
refused to sign and you join then in saying that
Goodluck is bad.
2] Goodluck approved N18,000 Minimum wage
from N7,500 Which Obasanjo refused to sign and
you say that Goodluck is bad and NYSC
allowance
from N7,500 to nearly approved N39,500, yet they
say he is bad.
3] Goodluck dualized federal roads (about
25,000km) which Obasanjo and past Govts
abandoned and you say Goodluck is bad.
4] The rail system is working now, with little
budget But Obasanjo Sunk billions of dollars
without result, other pasts leader ignored and you
say that Goodluck is bad.
5] Goodluck has been conducting free and fair
elections whereas the ones conducted under
Obasanjo are Shameful and national disgrace yet
you say Goodluck is bad.
6] Goodluck established 12 new universities, 9 in
the North to improve learning and knowledge and
increase the Jambites admission rate, yet you say
that Goodluck is bad.
7] Goodluck established the Almajiri system for
Northern abandoned street children and those
deprived of education by their own people and
you
say Goodluck is bad.
8] Goodluck has been building dams and
improving
the country's power from 2500mW to 6,000MW -
And successfully privatized the sector which
many
analyst believed is the best way to go and you
joined them say that Goodluck is bad.
9] Agriculture have been revamped and for the
first
time in Nigerian history, Food prices came down
during Christmas, instead of skyrocketing and you
say that he is a bad President.
10] 2013 and 2014 was the Christmas in Nigeria,
where Nigerian did not sleep in filling stations for
3
to 4 days to get Petrol or 100s of people being
roasted alive in attempts to get fuel in petrol
stations, wickedly, you joined them to say that
our
God given President is not performing.
11] Airports are wearing world class looks and
every zone have International airport and you say
Goodluck is bad.
12] This administration has employed more
people
in their 5years in office than any other in the
history of Nigeria [Via Agric, Energy sector,16
New
Car Companies, 12 New Universities, 3,826
primary
Health care Centers, Teaching Hospitals] SURE-P,
YOUWIN and you say Goodluck is bad.
Now do you think that General Muhammadu
Buhari
will perform magic, which he could not do when
he
was in his 40s, if you vote him?
What else do they want from President Goodluck
Ebele Jonathan?
APC is a party of propaganda so we all know where these demeaning reports are coming from. It all about 2015 and the fact remains that no matter their propaganda and mudslinging, BUHARI WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT... NOT NOW, NOT EVER.

U geh sense... I go buy plenty orijin for u

Tinubu:
Girl bit off more than she could chew



She should have left us e-warriors to give GMB all the political support and explanation.....Now she has added to our burden.... We now have to defend her certificate too


Very soon the trending hashtag might be


#ZAHRASHOWYOURCERTIFICATE


See what taking too much cow-milk during infancy has caused

Hahahahaha....why am I crying?

BluePearls:
I've got a white 9930, can give you for 13k.

Nah...will prefer the 9900

Need a bold 5 very clean...anyone?

This makes sense.
But some people will be throwing insults and abusing the presidency with no shame...n when other countries do the same we get angry n some more gullible person will laff at the joke n even promote it. Why will other countries respect us?

lilbazy:
After shouting and arguing sai buhari/gej till 2019 for the past 2months! I now realise something! There is no gain,if not for my blackberry subscription,I wonder how much I would have spent on megabytes just to keep on typing sai buhari/gej till 2019...and lastly,I now notice something about some nairalanders like temitemi,firefire,ngeneukwenu,berem,barcanista etc...these guys are paid e_political goons! They are the ones causing all the fights here on nairaland.

Now this is reasoning...I just laff when I see people making long arguments in the name of support or even the noise they make, u even wonder if they are the ones campaigning. Mehn I don't hv that energy.

An0nimus:
I like scramble too.

Too small...was expecting to c N40 or N50

Cutehector4u:
Lol guys guys guys.. Actually an indian female frnd of mine told me dat the reason why dey dance in dr movies is just dr tradition and mostly they can't produce a movie without incorporating the dance steps.. As annoying as it sEems, we just have to deal wit it. Just like our nigerian movies are, some other races dnt like some features in our movies...m

You sure? Well its manageable.

charix:
It's possible they've already done one. I don't watch Bollywood movies so wouldn't know.
Check Ghajini and let me know if there's singing and dancing.

Errm I don't watch Bollywood or Nollywood so no need, just that from most of them I hv by chance seen there is dancing. Maybe its a new development!

Chinaimporter:
[size=18pt]this buhari certificate sandals sef, have inec not confirmed that he is war college diplomat,has the defence school not stated that he id an alumunus of defencing....this gej goverment and his propergender with his wife that cannot speak simple grammar that even my father was spoken while he lived. Let us all come out and voted buhari and we educated people shoudl help fish out the lies of this administrator before we are very late...sai buhari [/size]

From what u wrote, Dame is possibly ur mentor. Plus OP dint ask or say anything about politics, know the kinda thread u Mk some comments on. Be reasonable.

Fukup:
Bro..... I'll go for my mum first coz no amount of money or anyone can replace that woman

This is in writing bro, try make e be when u de find cash so badly u hv been siping garri for the past week. But I bliv u sha

charix:
I mean if Hollywood decides to partner with Bollywood to create a movie, if that hasn't been done yet. American audiences do not have patience to sit through dance scenes so I'm sure producers would fill them with more meaningful content.

By the way, you know those dance scenes are a form of censorship, right? They're mostly done to represent intimacy in courtship.

Very big IF

I just don't get it..the dancing is sometimes annoying

Total waste of time...there was this time robbers attacked my cousins neighbor, I think it was a hit cos only him out of 7 occupants in the compound. And when they called one of this line of that state of course it rang but nobody picked, several times yet none picked. This was around 2am. After every in which the guy got shot in the leg n kids were all crying. The next morning wen the idiots came they said the phone was on silent. Can u tell me wat sort of police keeps their phone on silent at night? Its hilarious and just stupid.
#naijaihailthee

I am always curious about things, though I know Indian movies always have that scene where they wld dance and sing, sorry scene(s). But this morning I found myself watching one and I just gave up wondering and decided since we have alot of minds here in nairaland I should probably ask to get a good answer. So biko who have seen an Indian movie without a dance scene and why is it always a must to dance?

If there are any Indians in here it just makes this easier.

You know I always had this feeling this was the case. Why wld they be supporting him n pushing him on to contest n b president? Jonathan spent 4yrs as president n now looking like someone that's 80 something's yrs old with all the white hairs n stressed face. Then talk of Buhari at his present age to go tru same 4yrs, u think he had survive? He looks so frail! Besides Obasanjo there might be others with same thinking to take over when he dies or when they probably kill him.

#justsaying

From the beginning of my writing this column, I have tried to refrain from commenting or writing on current national issues or gossip. The reason being that most of the burning and trending issues are symptoms of our collective malaise. Therefore, treating these symptoms is like scratching the surface of a problem without attacking the root cause.
The nucleus of Nigeria’s problem is ignorance and hunger. The former of these problems leads to foolishness, while the latter leads to frustration. Foolishness and frustration are what make men react or behave in the most unbelievable of ways. They reduce man to beasts. In fact, I believe that one or two of these two problems will always be inherent in any problem world over.
These problems manifest themselves in several vices and forms. For example, the kidnap of the Chibok girls, the incessant bombing and killing by Boko Haram, the ineptitude of our current politicians, the staggering increase in exam malpractice, electoral violence, kidnapping, raping of young and underage girls by much older men, our heavy reliance on importation as a nation, our overly deep respect to please men of GOD rather than GOD, selfishness, alcohol addiction, sexual perversion etc. All these stem from ignorance or hunger. Therefore, I strongly believe if we can solve the problem of ignorance and hunger, one will be greatly saved from making the same mistake Esau made.
Most of us are familiar with the story of Esau. In fact, a majority of us laugh at his foolish decision of selling his birthright for a plate of porridge. But the real joke is that right now, Esau is laughing at us as we daily make debilitating choices for a plate of porridge. If we doubt this, then how can a majority of Nigerians decide that the solution the problem of their immediate frustration with the present government is giving their impending votes to Buhari? Before I deconstruct the risk of collecting Buhari’s porridge of change and his person, I make bold to state that nobody – I repeat, nobody – can really solve your frustration for you. Nobody can really solve your problem of hunger and ignorance. No doubt, people can help you, but no one can unilaterally solve all your problems, not even GOD.
In solving these problems, the riskiest part of it is finding a shortcut. It’s in the quest of a shortcut to solve the hunger (frustration) and ignorance (foolishness) problems that men usually sell their birthright (value/destiny). Esau became a nonentity or missed out on his real blessing by solving his hunger problems through a shortcut. And Nigerians are about to make the same mistake in the forthcoming election by jumping from frying pan (Jonathan) into fire (Buhari), simply because they are looking for an easy way out of the frying pan of frustration and hunger. This is why I will say, it is better to remain hungry or even die of starvation than to sell your birthright. If you doubt this, ask Mr. Esau for the full details.
It is time for Nigerians to calm down and try not to solve their problem of frustration in a hurry. If we calm down, it will give us the opportunity to be a little introspective and see that the real demon is not really Jonathan but ourselves.
It is said that every nation get the kind of leaders that they deserve. If there is any iota of truth in that statement, which I believe there is, and if we recognize that truth, we would be sitting somewhere to reject the two leaders presented to us by the two leading parties. We would sit down to ask ourselves if these two are the best that can be offered. We would ask if Buhari isn’t the same man that benefited from a coup that toppled a legitimately elected government. We would ask if Jonathan isn’t the same man that allowed his wife to go loose in her attempt to use five legislators to unseat a speaker with the majority of the legislators on his side. We would ask ourselves how could a man posing as the change we need now, not have written any decent book dissecting our political problems as a nation after 30 years of being ousted out of power. We would ask ourselves how could another man lead a nation for four years and yet not find a robust solution to the power problem he swore to solve in 2011.
If we recognize the truth, we would ask ourselves how can a man, who has not publicly apologized for heading a de-facto government in a nation of free men, be allowed to contest in an election – any election – whereas the noblest thing expected of him is to form an NGO that would campaign on the fatality of military intervention in a civil society. We would ask why a man who could not honour a gentleman’s agreement he made that he would not contest in the 2015 election, be a major candidate without apologizing for not honouring his word.
But alas! We Nigerians are not true to ourselves. We do not recognize the truth. We are always looking for the easiest way out of our quagmire, and that is why we have ended up having two liabilities as our major candidates. Is it not a shame to you and me?
I think it is time we went back and do a personal self appraisal and told ourselves some home truths. I think it is time we went back and become better people so we can produce better leaders, or have the moral courage to vote for good and honest men and women without batting an eye lid and without ethnic or religious sentiments. I think it’s high time we realized we cannot fight corruption when we are yet to be thoroughly true in our day-to-day personal dealings. I think it’s high time we realized we cannot change anybody but ourselves, and nobody can change us but ourselves. I think it’s time we realized that morally deficient men and unrepentant usurpers will always remain true to type: winds that bring no rain.
To this end I say, Jonathan is not the messiah we are waiting for, and neither is Buhari. The change we are actually clamouring for is inside us.
May GOD open our eyes of understanding.

Source: mymindsnaps

runzlord:
believe me IOS, does not have all of that, and wp does nt hang at all!

For saying this, it means u don't know what u talking about...have u even thought of blackberry? At least android phones can be reset if it hangs which is cos of too much app opened or low ram(esp wen u install a lot of unnecessary apps). Android phones(excluding tecno n chincos) come with diff ram memory n processor so knowing its limit is essential. Bottom line.

No OS is flawless not even iOS

100Cents:
Diiick Head.

....an Diick head?, bros no de fall hand na

And I was busy moving around looking for a better reception point even when I knew my network bar was full n blaming my network on top. Not knowing twas their fault, I should be employed without test or interview with a raise in salary shouldn't I?