So na only one facemask Dem go use throughout?

Everything to chase clout.

Na who no dey hungry dey reason facemask.

Make una share food jor.

Na film e for dey happen.

So so predictable.

This government has no new strategy for anything.

Meanwhile, COVID-19 is marking it's 1yr anniversary already do na give away him dey do oo no wonder the rise in new cases.

Make una stay safe o

This life too sweet for person to die due to negligence and stubbornness.

The days of age falsification is over!

Africans and lies be like devil and hell.

Use man.


Will your wife serve you a better meal for breakfast if you give her 10k to the market?

This is Nigeria so this is no news.

Transfer window don open again.


Too bad Nigerian politicians are shameless.

Prayer is important but in the world of today, prayer alone with hopes of miracles is the reason for many nation's poverty with Nigeria as HQ.

Science is divine.

Even God is the OmniSCIENCE.


Just as we believe in God,
Let us also believe in science.

It is not a sin except it is a science that suggests or denies the existence and power of God.


Congrats UK.

Shame on Africa
Shame on Nigeria

In Davido's voice,

Reekado u be fool!
Foolish folks deserve no respect and Wizzy said it to you point blank.



Nuff respect Wizzy.

Ugly Simi.

I hope the daughter doesn't express her gene.


Sometimes, how some guys settle for ugly girls dey tire me.

Quest for godly virtues and character is not an excuse to marry an ugly woman cos the journey far well well.

Soonest Nigeria will be unsafe for all, regardless of class or political affiliation, regardless of religion or ethnic background.

Presently sef Nigeria no safe again ooooo.


Buhari whyyyy?

I hope after this tasteless stunt you won't be needing a pastor to pray for your deliverance to get a husband.

Evil child.

Why won't it?

You have no country anymore.

Aunty Joke but that is what they are na.

Abi you prefer the title high class runs girls to prostitutes.

Or

Olosho to Ashawo?

All na the same thing.


This truth is not debatable. If you live in Lagos Island, you know it's the damn truth.

I knack one sometime ago. Contacted her via inmsg app.

Before we knack, we first watch one of the movies wey she for feature on her phone.

Guess she thought I would upgrade her wages as she be upcoming celeb.

But las las agreement na agreement.

Buhari is mad!


He is the grandpatron of the terrorists in Nigeria.

How can he stop what he is a part of?

Oga stop to dey talk nonsense jor.

It's a Trumpy Grumpy Christmas after all.


Nothing last forever except God.

Maybe a little bit more complicated than what the child is being accused of.

Seems witchcraft is synonymous with ugliness.


The child looks like a kwashiorkored witch though.

Lol.


Some ladies are just cursed.

Side chick for 3yrs and when the main chick was sacked, another was employed instead of upgrading you.

It's not the guys fault.

He only discovered that you can only be at your best as a side chick. In other words, your destiny is to be a side chick for life.

You as a lady should also know what your destiny is and stay there to flourish.


Na this kind thing some contract staff dey face for so many coys.

Life no easy even for Mr. Eazi

So handcuff no reach her hand or is this just another display of woman power over the police?

From the photo I could tell the lady in their midst is a cheerful giver.

Them olokpa sef don chop clean mouth just parade her to further own her.

If you are a cultist reading this, you a next in line to be caught and paraded.

Can you reconfigure a Nokia 3310 to perform like an iPhone 4?

Even in old age, watin u no be u no be.

Touch my grandmother, I'd burn down the entire street.

Touch my mother, I'd burn down the entire community.


But the shot was unnecessary.

The Nigerian Army is the HQ of Boko Haram.

Dog no dey eat dog.

The nation is doomed!


Thank God Shiloh 2020 is around the corner. I'm looking forward to Papa Oyedepo cursing those northern vagabonds again.

You are lucky you bashed a good guy's ride.


On a normal day, na your body them for bash instead of paying for the damage you caused.

Better make that "where are you rushing to" your 2021 slogan.

Though a tragedy but the would be wife is lucky.

Na him colleague kill am sha for stealing his woman.

Guess who should have been the Priest?

Any witch that flies across your territory by mistake must die by correction.

But why have they suddenly made the scene look like a centre of tourist attraction?

Stone him down dead.

Why would a demon guard an angel?


Somethings for this life just get as e be.