₦airaland Forum

Cromagnon:
does chair shift when you sit on it?

is he sitting or standing?

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daddytime:
I won't seat here and start blaming the government as we are often wont to do because the government isn't some foreign body...it is made up of people from amongst us...

You can imagine this poor man who probably suffered a massive heart attack from his posture, 24 hours later he is still in the very same spot in public glare.

I can bet my balls that most of the Sunday Sunday Christians we have all around us walked past this man's body on their way to church today while looking the other way in disgust as they approached him including so called Pastors.

Isn't this a huge shame and an indictment on our collective humanity or the lack thereof?

Such a pity...

Rest well oga...at least you don comot from this suffer wey we know for this side...

must you mention pastors or Christians? Why can't you judge it collectively, funny enough we are in a wicked world where the innocent might be roped on what they didn't do, so everyone is being careful to attend to issues like this....

Abeg where is uncle Akala? He must come out and tell us why Apc lose after the huge amount we used in buying him... He must come and explain pls

MunorAnne:
So, you are among those that call "STOOL" "STOOD"?

mistake baba

HeyCorleone:
Lmao. See so much frustration because I corrected you.

What do you expect to teach your kids if you're this illiterate?

Mr wole Soyinka thank you.... For the corrections... More money to your account through your corrections Mr wole

HeyCorleone:
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Stool or stood?.

What kind of illiterate individuals do we have on this forum? Smfh.

mr wole soyinka, we could see how your grammar has earned you the presidential sit and how successful you are on Nairaland. Keep it up sir. More success on Nairaland for you. Cheers

Nice one but at the same time dangerous, take it or leave it, if the stick mistakenly shift **am sure you understand what I mean**it can break his legs... It won't cost him anything to use a stood or small two side ladder.

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MufasaRebirth:
I’m So happy right now


Congratulations to Engr Sayi Makinde


Oyo is PDP

you are not happy than I do.... Thanks to Oyo people... A big sign that Ajimobi failed with his dirty mouth....

prettysassygirl:
op are u sure u are a graduate?? your use of words doesn't depict u as a graduate. its a pity the kind of Nigeria we are in,our educational standards are too poor, i can remember one graduate my mother employed in her school that doesn't even know how to recite multiplication table 2.

mr man English has nothing to do with your success.... That's the problem we have in this country.... Loads of employers of labours can't speak fluently and moreover what he wrote is okay, he seeks your opinion but you are here condeming him imagine All this I too sabi self. You wey sabi English am sure you are the chairman of cbn shey?

OK.... Contact me for your CCTV camera, Intercom, solar/Inverter,graphics design, system supply, etc

Where is BABANGIDA!!!

Please where is GENERAL BABANGIDA

J

Mustiboy:
prolly a dwarf crocodile or monitor lizard. there are no alligators in Africa, talk less Nigeria.

bros have you been to all parts of Africa? You can't conclude.... The crocodile this neighbor bought called attention of crowds from different places.. Very big and long... Around 2002

The first time I saw this was when a neighbor of ours bought it alive from a riverrine side.. The mouth was tied but failed to tie the tail, believe me the crocodile spoilt alot of things over night. The tail is there power if still alive. But mehn the meat make sense die. So delicious

K

SolutionMee:


Few months ago, I said here on Nairaland that Nigeria is not our home... We're just passing through.

If you lots put the same effort you used in getting PVC into getting VISA, by now, many of you will not be in this western laboratory.

It's no more about Nigeria but about you. Even our next 3 generations can't experience a better Nigeria not to talk of you. Leave Nigeria alone and sneak your way to live among reasonable humans abroad.

it is you and your generations that will not enjoy better Nigeria.... Personalise it and don't generalise it sir. Back to sender... While others are lamenting some and enjoying.... Get that to your skull sir....

Joshmodest:
When Atiku enters people like Amaechi and co will spend the next 16 years in kuje prison...

they all belong to same caucus don't be deceived there is nothing like jail sir. They know where to meet to party together... We masses are the ones that fools around.. Let's wiseup

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It's so sad how our so called brothers have painted our name black in foreign countries... We have good and God fearing people in this nation but some useless folks have really spoilt the images of the country there.. It's well o

Teewhy2:
The way the youths are taking into quick ways of making money is very alarming ones begins to wonder what the parents of these youths are saying.
I got the shock when I heard that some mothers of Yahoo guys have association and they meet on how to protect their children and make them succeed in scamming people.

i use to have a friend who is into it big time before I ran from them... He once told me his mum do take him to go see afa and prophets for diabolical stuffs to scam well. I was shocked too.

Ede11:
Hi

you posted a ticket with wrongly spelt date... The computer made that mistake?? Lol... You won 4million plus and still on naijaloaded? This your scam real gan o. Lol

He is probably in jail cos of the lady. Not everyone in jail is actually a bad person. Some are there cos of little mistake or been roped along as innocent but got convicted. Alot are behind bars for silly offences