₦airaland Forum

jamesversion:
The oil they discovered in Benue state, how far?

We are watching.

Shut down and maintain oil wells, they won’t listen. They want to stay making 10K Naira daily when they can make 250K daily after a year of maintenance. Na our mentality, greed. It will never allow us be great.

I remember when every mongrel on Nairaland claimed to use TStv for entertainment, yet in almost ten years, only four screenshots of the device have been posted here.

Myrrhis:
No.

There's good weight [with muscle mass], then there's bad weight [belly fat/cellulite].

Weight is weight.

Myrrhis:
Much of these foods will only make one gain weight in the wrong places. E.g stomach.

Weight is weight.

nairalee:
I want you to first realize that Weight gain is caused majorly by genetics before meal consumption. No matter how many food Buhari chop for this life e no fit fat.

The only swallow Buhari consumes is semovita. Semo doesn’t contain as many calories as eba. If Buhari chop eba and poundy, he go fat like fool.

Oh, this question again by a boy who’ll do nothing with the recommendations.

Pochettino:
We Nigerian women need to appreciate our men for always helping to boost our ego and help our mental health.

Despite the fact that we are not as attractive or desirable as caucasian and asian women, our Naija men still make sure to hype us and treat us like queens.

God bless our men dearly

Bros, take am easy.

Her comments sparked a lively discussion online, with Nigerians both at home and abroad chiming in with their own experiences and opinions. Some praised the reserved approach, seeing it as respectful, while others reminisced about the vibrant interactions and compliments they miss from back home.

Na this part dey vex me pass for online interactions. Why don’t people ever come to a consensus? It is always one way or the other with them.

She looks like Aunty Dupe. Nobody will approach someone who refuses to look after herself. If she hits the gym, she’ll get a few admirers. There is a reason why many Nigerian females start visiting the gym in foreign nations.

If a woman likes you, she likes you. End of story. If she’s disappointed with your equipment, find another woman. Continue until you find one ready to live with you. Marriage is a temporary agreement. Don’t mind human beings for trying to perverse nature.

I’ve seen a story where a woman married a gay man. His thing never stood for her. She liked him so much that she bought him homosexual magazines, told him to ejacu-late into a cup then inseminated herself with the product.

If your manhood is smaller than average, kill her with variety. You have a brain, fingers, intimacy gadgets and a tongue. Use them all. The most important part of sex is contact of bodies. Build muscle so you become big and masculine. Cuddle her for long hours. Women like that a lot. Get strong so you can lift her off her feet and do manly chores around the house. There are many variables to long relationships aka marriage.

Many people weren’t born to be great. Let me enjoy my time on earth, biko. I will not cure cancer nor lead multitudes to conquer distant planets. I will enjoy the videos while I make money from my 9 - 5.

When every governor was declaring the thing like an auction, I knew the situation was too good to believe. We are here now. It took shorter than I predicted for this to become a norm.

It’s because you and majority of average guys are ugly. Women throw caution to the wind when it comes to attractive men or those who’ve already knacked their friends. Universities the world over have girls engaging in threesomes with wealthy men, popular men and sexually carefree ones. Tell me, what have you done in and with your life to deserve a girl asking you for sex? Obviously nothing.

Yet una never use AI create solution for una domot. Jobless mongrel.

Covfefe is back!

Na front page I don enter so. Mongrels on Nairaland, you are all shit eaters!

He’s right. We should pray twenty times daily. If that doesn’t work, five times more should do the trick.

Her hair needed a reset after a lice infestation. Good on her.

They will be on pause till he completes his tenure.

He go sleep when he tire. Everybody is talking rubbish since the man won. He has four years to go.

Boko Haram, close to my vicinity? We go comot defend ourselves since the country don fail.

A good gesture.

What prowess? He never reached the average eight minutes for first rounds. Then again, many regular women don’t last more than two minutes.

Kemi no send una. She’s only Nigerian by heritage.

We won’t reach this level for at least forty years. We’re backward animals.

She’s a little girl. She’ll outgrow it. By the time she gets laughed at in school, she’ll kick the habit if it’s a conscious decision.

No point since it will only collapse again. Solar is the best bet. Anyone not on it is not serious.

Estate wey no get CCTV, that one na estate? When I say Lagos is a slum, children here go dey type rubbish.

It’s the five or so children here who wash toilets in America who make it seem so using their forty alternate accounts. The average child on Nairaland doesn’t care and would try to spin it into an APC vs PDP affair, hence attracting more mongrels into the fray.