Bored children on social media. There is nothing special about her accent. It’s a regular Nigerian one. She will be nothing less than fifty-six years old today. She fit be person here mama, maybe even R.I.P.

This will make me explore the city of Aba in future.

Very backward people.

Old story. I doubt there was ever a resolution. Where this fake blogger wake from?

Sudden infant death? What happened?

Gadafii:
A short/average man consoling himself

Average height for men is 5'9". I'm below that.

He saw death as the better option. Goodbye to him.

Sell it.

No follow-up update. No result. Dead Nairaland.

Our natives work by straightening only for the hottest of temperatures. Switch your regulator to linen and iron away. When younger, I used to leave the regulator on cotton, thinking it was the material used. The chore was backbreaking every session. Use starch too. That forces the material to stay rigid when in contact with heat. At the very worst, tell a tailor to help you press it. Their charcoal irons were created for such.

There is no way she hasn’t cheated on him before.

So, I no get real world existence, I go come dey miss bingos for this forum? Mscheew.

Both of those girls are UNN babes. This boy is blind.

All inferior options. I will stick to DStv, by fire by force.

Super old story. I saw this around 2015 - 2017. Nairaland carrying last like its regulars. That boy only gave himself menial labour. Those phones will be of no use once he steps out of the store. Apple can use one of them to track him for the fun of it.

The majority of women are around the height. I can catch a 5’0” woman as well as a 6’4” one. After a certain age, women find comfort in kissing men around eye level with them. We know how much females love intimacy. If they’re on bad terms with their 6’0” boyfriends, they can’t sneak kisses on him while standing unless he bends. Men my height are a different case. Young girls don’t care because they’re still in demand. Evening newspapers know it’s true but admit it only to their fellow lonely friends.

Kelklein:
why do I have a feeling that this is a revenge poster.. by a boyfriend she ditched..

It’s too obvious. Bingos on Nairaland believe everything.

Your mother.

I don’t know what they’re fighting for again. Let them bomb each other. I’m at home counting scores.

Both adults.

At least she was honest to herself.

Give the thing better beating. E go rise by force.

In the next three years, 2017's BBNaija will become a decade old. Many millionaires made and billions of Naira doled out in form of prizes. Nairaland trolls will still remain the same losers they were a decade before — no achievement of any sort. Kai, see una life. Whoever do una this thing na straight from village. Buhari was right, "lazy youths." Even more painful is the fact that children born in the noughties have joined in trolling watchers of the show. Many of them not legally old enough to understand the program but still watch it due to negligent parents.

honour7:


Na person wey no Davi swim wey enter river without life jacket you go blame

One doesn’t need to know how to swim in order to use life jackets.

The sad thing is, after three days, life will return to normal. Junior Pope will be forgotten. Children on Nairaland will find other distractions to froth over and commuters will follow those water routes without life jackets. The next time we’ll hear about sea travel may be in the next six years when a similar incident occurs. This memory will be long gone to draw back on. Nigeria in a nutshell.

The person to be blamed is whoever didn’t enforce life jackets for the journey. This is a case where thousands of journeys already took place safely. We all knew one day things would go awry. No amount of questioning or blame would bring the dead back. Jail the defaulting parties and sensitize Nigerians on the importance of safety.

Wow. Goodbye. Likely a heart related death.

Wow. Cancer. Okay. Life continues.