₦airaland Forum

…and I will never take Nairaland serious. This same report was posted earlier saying the youths chose to extract incarcerated kidnappers. Now another report claiming something else. Seun should leave this platform to remain a chat forum. Typing rubbish is both profitable and exciting.

He was a monster, no different from Oppenheimer. White people must love killers. They glorify them a lot.

I believe the man is unserious. For the past eight months now, he’s battled one allegation or the other. Companies which have deals with his airline have pulled out. Bad publicity is good publicity only in the entertainment industry.

One person showed he was useless to society. In response, society sent him to the afterlife.

Tinubu’s face in the topic is troll bait. Moderators know how children here behave. I’m not surprised that foolish actions are encouraged. The adults here think no different from children.

Make government do wetin them want. Nobody really cared for children’s entertainment to begin with. At best, it would create an industry for struggling Nigerian animators and storytellers.

Twenty-six years or his whole life is worth forty-thousand Naira, it seems. Some people fail to think in the long term before performing acts. Well, either society reforms him through prison or he’ll be tossed to the other side in the form of an execution.

Nairaland Gen Z celebrity.

She never start. Suitors don dry up.

The money was too little for the time. I would start at 46 million if not 350 million. Pepsi would make a billion times the sum I request.

Obasanjo’s administration was heaped stories regarding megawatts. B.A.T’s administration is heaped stories regarding petroleum distribution. History doesn’t change. It repeats itself.

Story time.

I would believe they got it from one source.

Pointless report.

Nothing concerns us here. We still swing on trees.

Handsome young man.

I no know am.

Chai. We don see fine girl tire for this show, sha. Next year, another set go enter with another high maintenance woman.

He will be neutralized soon. Israel dey vex. 5,000 people fit collect on top him matter. So far they get him, it will be all well and dandy with them.

Who?

They’re making the continent proud.

I dey find Doritos. Na him go make sense to chew every time I read these news. E no concern me. Na idiot blacks dey fight for their wars.

Nigerian currency has zero value.

What is killing these people? Nobody wants to explore that side of the situation. Our people hate anything research, knowledge and fact finding. Cancer is still seen as a spiritual curse in 2024.

Go at our crude production and our military will immediately wipe your village off the map. Go at hapless civilians and our military will use the situation to make money over decades. It shows where our priorities lie as a people.

Everybody must collect during this war. The IDF did it to mess with lazy UN troops. All their soldiers do is watch while bigwigs in cosy hotels blow Colombian snow in guise of peace talks. They should experience a first hand view of combat for once.

The war continues.

That’s a forty-seven year old? He doesn’t look a day over forty. His type in Nigeria must have a potbelly just to show he/she is above twenties. I don’t think any politician looked this good, even Donald Duke who entered power at thirty-five.

We all know this isn’t a courtesy visit. Well, you mongrels aren’t bright to begin with. Deals are likely in place for Dangote to supply his nation with petroleum. It’s a good step in uniting with diasporan Africans.

This type of news can happen every day, yet Nigerians will always owe. Somebody owed me six thousand Naira while repeatedly telling me of a story which involved a death over fifty Naira. I got my money back in the end. Somebody will see another and the only thought which will flow through his/her mind is to shortchange the person. Them swear for many of una.

I don’t watch tennis. I know the name and face. I do not care.

Knitting is a long, boring and repetitive process. God forbid.

She likely don Bleep up break her so-called girl code.

Alcohol, diabetes, lack of sleep and steady manufacturing plus maintenance of a victim mentality. Add aging to the mix. John Fashanu is older than him yet looks ten years younger.

She is so cute. Are those veneers?

NYSC is cheap labour for northern schools to get exposed teachers. Some former corp members choose to stay in their PPA as permanent tutors. A plus for the school. At the very least, the unexposed children from wherever northern village get a taste of what is possible far from their comfort zones. They grow into seventeen year olds ready to explore other regions of the country for opportunities.