₦airaland Forum

All of a sudden every bingo on Nairaland is a warrior. Comedy in the highest form.

Next time, they will employ policemen to guard their accommodation. How will the producer be so reckless? Sha, good thing no life was lost or person maimed.

Not surprising. Quick money. The average Nigerian is greedy. Thank God for blessing me with contentment.

The question is how. OAPs say it till blue in the face, it still happens. Radio is the means to reach the highest number of citizens. As that has failed, the ignorant will strike themselves out through preventable fire accidents.

I know South Africa maintains standards. Jumia doesn’t care so far sales are made. I have no idea of Tunisia’s buying power. Nigeria does not have the money, but it makes up for the disadvantage with a huge population. This news will not bring me as a customer. Every purchase I’ve tried on the site leads to more headaches than happiness. I will stick to physical markets.

Casts what vote? The man is a husk waiting for death. The videos I saw on his birthday show he’s bedridden with a minder permanently by his side. The media is publicizing his name so it’ll hit the public hard when the inevitable takes place.

Enjoy the fame, my man. No publicity of any sort is the worst. Keep your name on the lips of idiots.

He didn’t put them out of business during his first term. I don’t see how his re-election will change things.

If they come again, he’ll sing a different tune.

This is why I will remain with petrol no matter the price. Anything gaseous can explode, including steam. Make who wan become statistic embrace CNG. No just carry the thing come my side.

This news again? Nairaland is useless!

Cars still full road where I live. People only buy ten litres of petrol. That ten litres takes them everywhere they want for a few days before they top up. Nothing changed. Bars are still full of patrons claiming PMS is different from the price of beer. Okay, no be PMS you burn to drive come bar? Money full ground.

I never asked and I don’t care.

People from that tribe throw celebrations for every thing. Nothing to see here.

This news got an update. Lol. Nairaland doesn’t do follow-ups. E reach to fear.

I don’t know what to believe so I’ll list my gripes.

1. In the entertainment industry, a donation of N10m is normally reported as 10x the actual sum.

2. If it was real, where Don Jazzy make the money from?

Abeg, make we hear word.

Israel employs the tactic of everyone-is-a-suspect. In a situation of one terrorist death and two hundred casualties, the official statement released will claim two hundred and one insurgents were neutralized. Americans did that for twenty-three years and counting. It’s war, the dead will be replaced.

The source said the shooting may not be unconnected to cultism.

Let them waste each other and leave “Jews” alone. Whoever enter cult in this 2024 deserve anything wey come him way.

Are people cannibalizing each other now due to protein costs? Nigerians cannot surprise me anymore.

Though we did break the oath before her death.

Assuming this isn’t a troll topic, you guys already broke the oath. Also, death of one or both parties undos whatever agreement you both made in God’s presence. It is left to you to come to terms or remain mourning over her loss.

Normal level. Africans are wicked like that.

Naptu2 repeating this topic for the nth time. The moderators killed this landfill of a chat forum. The owner is not helping matters in any way.

The helicopter submerged into the Atlantic Ocean meanwhile the mugu of a moderator showed a picture of a crash on land. When I say you mongrels no go school, una go dey vex because na true.

The dead have no say in any matter. We can only wish them the best.

Oh, it’s this article because of another election year.

Should I expect more from a third world country? Nigeria has remained developing since the 1960s. Oil brought promises of wealth and left us worse than how we started.

Nairaland promoting one of its mongrels. This is surely a moderator’s alternate account.

It was his destiny. He would’ve committed suicide for any other reason. If he couldn’t handle a chatbot which was more loyal than human females, he wasn’t ready for the dating scene. Women destroy men’s hearts at the drop of a whim due to their insecurities.

Old thing confirmed since 2010. Nairaland is really behind times just like Sango Ota.

Spoiler: Nothing tangible will come forth.

Zetty177x:
If I nor take alcohol every night sleep nor de come. Even if na half glass of beer.. thinking wan kill person

Find a creative outlet to release tension. Alcohol is bad for you in the long run. Then again, my 98 year old uncle drank one bottle of beer from when he turned fourteen to his late eighties. He suffered no ill effect.

No form of education. No fun of any sort. The land is depressing. I can’t blame them for living in a daze. The real world is uninspiring on a normal day. Double, in fact quadruple it for northerners.

I will never understand why political campaigns are expensive. It’s obvious from all the expenditure why leaders bend the knee to corporations.