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what do u mean he is addicted to trees, u mean like the plant cannabis. well my bad side would advice u to join in on the fun but my good side would tell u to please try adn talk to him. It can have some pretty undecent sideeffects on u, if u stay around that. worst scenario cancer, btut u would have to room wiht him for many years.

yeah chioma was cute, but lately she has started to look like a man

nigerian reunion in atl always sucks.

SUSPECT YOUR FRIEND FIRST BECAUSE SHE CLEANED OUT HER OUTBOX, THAT IS A SIGN OF SECRECY, AS FOR UR BF, I WOULD KEEP HIM AROUND BUT BE VERY VERY WATCHFULL. U CAN ALWAYS CALL HIM WITH UR FRIENDS CELL PHONE AND SEE HOW HE RESPONDS TO THE CALL. "HEY BABY" OR "WHAT THE Bleep DO U WANT"

ok am i high or why those it cost ssssoooooooooo much to build a home nnigeria, its cheaper to buy one in the carribbean with a beautiful view of the beach.

well if this scenario is real, hten im really really sorry for ur loss. but knowing how u felt about that girl and him still having her there was infact disrespectful and degrading. i wouldnt have gone as far as to fight for him, because for the girl to have the audacity to enter his house and talk to u in that manner, something has to be going on between them for that to happen. Well karma is a bitch so he should be expecting somehting really shitty to happen to him really really soon. again sorry for ur loss.

yeah just wanted to meet some more naija folks, whenever i come back from the US, abuja is always sooo boring, like i said all my freinds are either in lagos or portharcourt. im not even looking forward to being home this year because of that. but if u are cool then email me ur yahoo id, thx;

joey 82


are u high, who in their right mind would give u 100usd just for three roses and a red vase

@seun

u are right child rearing is the true purpose of marriage, and maybe the guy feels that she could have had abortions and cant have children anymore.

But isnt the point to get married FIRST THEN HAVE THE KID. hmm anyway if she absolutely wants to do this, have him tested, extensively, but the marriage must happen before the 2nd month of that pregnancy.

Advice to naija sisters please u guys should use condoms, it disgusts me how many chicks dont. carry the damn thing yourself, if u can Bleep, y cant u buy a condom. tomorrow u get pregnant, get abortions and then cant have children, because of the bootleg doctor u went to that has messed up your cervix.

i think that is a dumb idea, when i was younger and living innigeria our neighbors parents had separeate rooms, i just never understood y or what for, if u two have a problem, i think it helps to look at each other, eventually u both will get tired of ignoring one another. not only that my boyfriend's MOTHER TOLD ME NEVER TO HAVE MY OWN ROOM WHEN HIM AND I MARRY, SHE SAID FROM EXPERIENCE IT IS NOT A WILD CHOICE. plus i love sex too much to do that, whether or not im mad at my husband i dotn want to have to get up and walk to the other room just to jump on it.

But i thik its a bad idea and i would never advise any woman to do that, i mean ur husband can be chaeting on u adn u wont even know, because u wont be able to smell the perfume on him, or the lack of wanting to have intimacy, just becase u dotn share a bed with him.

eh ya xchainn soo sooryy

but here is something i learnt about girls, (MISERY LOVES LOVES LOVES COMPANY) now mind u alot of girls are not like that but some of them, especially nigerian girls are soo stupid. They rely on every thing their freinds say , its amazin. girls learn to keep ur business to yourselves ok. Do us all a favour.

just support her, and be proud of her. now adays some girls are too damn lazy, and want the guys to do all the work, which is wrong.

my goodness just for lieing about her age, wow i wonder what u will do if ur wife lies to u about something worse. well to each his own sha sha. personally i wont break up with the babe, but remember at some point u are going to lie to someone u care about. i just hope that htey are more lenient with u than u are with her right now.

now this stupid thing itches like hell, and to make it worse i cant even scratch it. the itch is even worse than teh pain trust me on that one.;

well i got one two days ago, and im still in bleeping pain. WHO SO EVER LIED TO ME AND SAID THAT IT WASNT PAINFULL WAS CLEARLY LIEING. OH MY GOODNESS I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE. IT HURT SOO MUCH AND TO MAKE IT WORSE I COULDNT MOVE, IT WAS LIKE FEELING A NEEDLE JAB INTO MY BACK OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. WOW HORRIBLE PAIN. BUT IT LOOKS WONDERFUL HE IS SOO TALENTED

SO WILL I GET ANOTHER ONE (HELL YES), BUT THIS TIME I WILL MAKE SURE IM DRUNK SO I DONT ACTUALLY REMEMBER THE EXPERIENCE.

MY MOM IS GOING TO CHOKE ME WHEN SHE SEES IT THIS CHRISTMAS, I ACTUALLY CANT WAIT, IM EXPECTIN MAYBE A SLAP BUT IF MOMSY AND POPSY REALLYWANT TO BE MEAN, THEY WILL JUST GIVE ME THE SILENT TREATMENT

it was one guy when i was in boarding school FGC ph, man every girl i know was in love with this bobo his name was stephen onyekwere, funny im really bad with names, but i still remember his. (isnt that a shame)

another moment i would rather forget was my first semester in college. i was going through that phase where i felt that it was my duty to represent for all the fashionistas in the dirty south, so i was always wearing heels and mini shorts and mini skirts. well we have what we call an open cafeteria its liek a courtyard and in teh middle the floor is actually made of marble, so if u are feeling very unlucky people made sure nto to walk across the cafeteria courtyard because it could be soo slippery. Well well on one rainiy day, i had just picked up my food and was on my way home, my plan was to go through the walkway but the courtyard was the quickest way for me to reach from point A to point B, so i decided to take my chances, Heels and all. i started walking diligently and all was ok, but before i knew it i stepped on a very slippery part adn started to skid. The worst part about the whole hting was that i didnt just fall immediately. First my books fell, hten my food, and instead of me to give up and fall i started waving my hands, to try and balance myself as hard as i could, it was soo horrible because it felt like everyone stopped chattin adn started to watch me skid accross the courtyard waving my hands and shouting EWWOOO, AND JESUS. funny thing is i made it to the end of the courtyard and then fell head first down teh stairs. OH GOODNESS I WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EMBARASSED. i ran all the way to my dorm crying, my roommates tried to console, telling me oh that no body really noticed. YEAH RIGHT. my ego is still bruised from that incident

ok for those who stay in the US they might get this. so i came to the US when i was about 10 years of age, adn i was surprised to learn that not everyone in the US spoke proper english, so for some dumb reason i felt i was intellectually eloquent than some of my fellow classmates. one day my aunty took me and her daughter to McDonalds to get some burgers, i was soo hungry so i wolfed mine down and went to order another round, while i was at the counter i saw this orange soda pop call Hi---C. well unknown to me and my igbo accent i assumed it was pronounced "hic." so i turned to the cashier and told her i would like a number 2 with some hic. At first the girl gave me this weird look like what is this african talking about. SO she just acted like she didnt understand me. i started to get mad because i thought she was ignoring me so i started to scream that i wanted some hic. That y wont she give me some hic, i dont want coke but i want hic. SO here i am screaming and pointing at the soda machine that i wanted some hic. it got so bad that they had to call the manager. when he came i started complaining that the girl was very rude, all i asked for was hic but she kept tryign to give me coke, or sprite, then the manager turned around adn looked at the options and said "OH U MEAN U WANT SOME HI---C." needless to say i was mortified, adn to make it worse they all bursted out laughing IN FRONT OF MY FACE, CHINEKE. i was soo embarassed i ran out of that McDonalds and never went back there again.

im addicted to that website. @omoge if u like what u see let me konw, i have a whole lot of them, their sweaters and pencil skirts her super cute.

Q-dog

now there is a man who knows, what he has and knows how to cherish it.

my boyfriend feels the exact same way, u should see how he gets excited when we go to a house party together, its ridiculous. LIke i said before, there is a place and time for everything. if u want to be skimpy in a club or party go right ahead, the only people tha twill judge u are the ladies that are jealous of u, and the men who know they can't have u.

sorry daviddylan

no one cares about ur preference, last of all me, which i already explained the reason right. anyway, im sure the nigerian female poplulation who date naija brothers won't miss u. so u can calm down now

daviddylan

u are just another mad black man who hates seeing black girls with white boys. when i drop a guy trust me he knows and he shouldnt even bother tryign to get back. i have a huge ego adn i could bear looking at him in the eyes period. so stop being upset because i would rather date a white guy than a nigerian bro.

daviddylan and his mentally challenged sidekick

i didnt call him back after he called me, we had went out on a couple of dates, so i didnt return his call

another silly situation was in high school.  i went to the store adn bought this mini cute black skirt. or at least it looked black under all those flourescent lights.  anyway i wore it to school the next day, and i just assumed that all the looks i was getting was due to how cute the skirt looked on me.  by third period after lunch, my friends ran up to me to see what i had on, apparently the rumor was the nigerian girl was wearing a see through skirt

i was making out with this white guy, and while we were at it hot adn heavy, he mistakenly pulled out my track (which normally i sew in but i was in a hurry so i glued it in) i was soo upset, he didnt want to make a big deal out of it, but i decided not to call him back.[color=#770077][/color]