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This girl dey lie give wuna.

Any Nigerian man in Nigeria wey be gold digger, dey waste him time. E better make you japa go first world country go do your gold digging.

This comment is truthfully annoyingly funny.

CodeTemplarr:
Done with lying for the party and back to lying for individuals. What a repentance that is.

Omo value pass value. Just cut your dress according to your available material.

maishat336:
Not everyone needs an Apple watch when watches under 60k are offering real value now

Hated by who exactly? All this unnecessary stats you guys dished out b2b.


And I'm forking flabbergasted Lucifer/Satan did not appear in list. Abi e no dey His-story ne?

I aint a supporter of any party.


PBAT dey teach ashawo politicians how to play in a bigger way.


Dem been comot PDP, thinking say na dem go be number one be now, KARMA serving everyone hot hot.

Assuming we have a strong law wey no dey allow cross carpeting like dog wey dey heat, we for no dey here in the first place.


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A good judgement. Delayed but not denied.

The same should have been applied.

After being beaten and released, they were told to run, at which point Rinji was shot, leading to his immediate death.

So we have enough funds and personnels for our insecurities to the extent of deploying to a SOVEREIGN STATE?

Can we stop talking and hyping? Make we see good results kawai.

Nagode! We have a very long way to go. So unfortunate.

Zocalite:
Nigerians aren't even emotional, nigeria are only sentimental

Sentiment swallow logics

If he refer to them, what will happened?

Have you heard of ARAB SPRINGS before?

Like I said, Nigeria ain't getting better anytime soon;
WE'RE TOO EMOTIONAL AND LESS LOGICAL!

Zocalite:
Keyamo, wike, obiano etc stole nigeria money to secure safe haven for themselves and family abroad

Are they those the people he's referring

No

He's insulting the sensibility of innocent nigerians who are trying to escape the hardship of nigeria for themselves and family

If people stay at in nigeria, what's the benefit, your voice isn't heard, your vote doesn't count

Try to read between the lines

100 Trillion Naira budget would have been a bit sufficient but how do we fund it?


Without industrialization, we going no where!

Emotional beings.



What did he say that's wrong? He's simply saying hold your FORKING leaders accountable and fix your God damned country!


Even Ukrainians & Syrians numbers no reach BLACKS in terms of japa.

The way Ghanaians actors dey look for role for Nollywood movies go let you know who's boss.

But tell yourself the TRUTH!

WHAT HAS THE SO CALLED 200MILLION NIGERIANS DONE TO PUT THESE SO CALLED LEGISLATORS ON THEIR FEET?


Even the top presidential candidates no rate the so-called 200millions Nigerians, dem no give wuna better debate on wetin dem go do, they have to go to 'Cha' house go tell dem wetin dem wan do for us.

When Nigerians ready for change, they know what to do.

SixSeven:
Trump is more important than 200 million Nigerians abi? Have you no shame that the outsider is the one you fear than your people? And you call yourselves representative of the people? I remember the remarks this Akpabio made about the poor people of Nigeria when he started his tenure as Senate President.

When I post am na him I see say e still long like Nile.

tragergeorge:
in ex
this your essay sef no go help who lazy to read...
feel say you wanted to help

For lazy readers:

AMAC Issues Warning to Advertisers Based on Court Ruling

• The Abuja Municipal Area Council (AMAC) has issued a strict warning to advertisers, instructing them to cease payments to the FCT's Department of Outdoor Advertising and Signage (DOAS).

• AMAC asserts that recent court rulings, including one from the FCT Magistrate Court on November 27, 2025, have confirmed its constitutional authority to regulate and collect revenue from signposts and outdoor advertising within its jurisdiction.

• The council explicitly stated that the AMAC Signpost Unit, not DOAS, is legally entrusted with controlling signposts, outdoor advertising, and collecting associated rates and permits.

• Advertisers are advised to ignore any representatives from DOAS and to make payments directly to AMAC to avoid invalid transactions.

• AMAC intends to enforce its bye-laws, potentially leading to the sealing of businesses or removal of non-compliant signages if compliance with demand notices is not met.

Civil Service and large number of incompetent fellows.

I can accept some of the countries in the list but how China, Taiwan, Philippines (this one funny) go get plenty beautiful ladies pass Naija?

Korea sef number 1 sef, make I go laugh, cum.


Ojoro dey here sha.

Even married folks.

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
This is the type of mentality I expect people in relationship to have

muyico:
Person wife to be?? Wey the man dey seriously hustling for wedding money, and anoda man dey banging her! Aye o......

Person fit dey bang my own too
But my own no fit put any of my messages for disappearing mode? E get why. Even my exes and other FWBs no put me for disappearing mode. Why would a fiancee put her fiancé on disappearing mode?

I met this FWB about three months ago. She told me while having our first knacking session that she’s about yo get married, I didn't even understand what she was saying. It was after we arrived abi na I arrived that i asked and she explained that she is in a relationship and will soon get married. I reminded her I am into relationships and that what we’re doing is strictly physical. She said she was only warning me so I wouldn’t fall in love, and I just laughed in my mind.

Normally, with most of my FWBs, if it’s going to be a steady thing, I openly share my other escapades with them. It keeps the boundaries clear so nobody starts catching feelings. I even let them go through my chats, messages, and gallery freely.

One day she showed me a chat with her hubby to be, and I noticed the messages were in disappearing mode. I asked why she put her bobo on disappearing but our own chat isn’t, and she just said, You won’t understand.

Omo, I gas run oooo, no be say dem dey plan coup for my head.

Another angle. It's well.

kolly1628:
If you have idea of the motives behind this, you will cry for Abuja.

There is no task you can carry out without the junior staff and they are usually the ones, assisting us to know few little things about this evil doers.
If you know the amount of Lands and papers they processes on daily basis and willed to their families.

They can't stop the junior staff but are using this to curbs them from disseminating the information out.

Within office premises and dem go allow you use your phone during break time.


This will increase productivity, although we all know that civil service in Nigeria get only 12% productivity compared to private sector wey get at least 70%

Assuming e dey possible to privatize some MDAs for 1 year, wuna go see wonders.

No worry Statisense go soon release results.

But is it a crime for color people like us to develop our country and make it a 'develop nation'?

HacheNoire:
His base are so happy about it on Twitter!

They just don’t want to say colored people, and why they have to say 3rd world countries.

The entire continent of Africa falls into it 😆🤣😆🤣

Funny but true!

Some Nigerians say, once you hear government don dey counter wetin don dey online just know say that thing wey dem dey counter get pass mark for truth wey dey inside.

Harddiskng:
What exactly are they investing in? (Do you know? eg stocks, euro bonds)

Equities and bonds.

Harddiskng:
From your experience, please throw more light on the bolded.

Capital growth mutual funds (MF) carry inherent risk, unlike the non-capital growth MFs many of us typically invest in. The Allianz fund is not a money market fund (MMF); it's a multi-asset mutual fund with a moderate risk profile.

For instance, let's say the current price of the Allianz fund is $5 USD per share at a 5% yield, and you purchase 20 shares for a total of $100. Your 5% interest (dividend) will be paid steadily around the 20th-25th of each month, but your initial capital the $100 you invested might fluctuate in value (go up or down) depending on the fund's performance. The key takeaway is that your capital is subject to market fluctuation but not your dividend.

I'm open to corrections.

I invested in a USD Mutual fund (Allianz Global Investors Fund - Allianz Income and Growth AM) through SCB.

Important note: there's risk involved in this MF. But no regrets so far.

Kindly reach out to your relationship manager, he/she will give you insights. They don't disappoint.

jimcykhan:
Hi
Please does anyone know about Standard chartered bank mutual funds, how many types do they have and what's their rates or performance?
Thanks

Education 30%, a good one. This allocation is above UNESCO's recommended 15-20%.

It's left for the citizens to demand for accountability and transparency.

Probably she's on this thread.

Risingcash94:
You're right o. She's deleted our chats 😆😆 Criminala everywhere.

Every dick and harry now get association/Institute/Chartered

Pootle:
who are this ones,

this country jus dey annoy me, the more association the more useless the country becomes

Corruption has eaten deep into our systems no doubt.
However, it ain't just TAX that funds a country's BUDGET!

Emeskhalifa:
Now stuff like this, is why Nigerians do not want to pay tax. I mean you go abroad and you see what they do with tax payers money, you fill motivated to even pay more