₦airaland Forum

Nigerians don't want to be save!


If more than 100m people are unemployed;
More than 20m children are out of school;
More than 150m are struggling to survive (both employed and unemployed ooo);

With all these, no single protest but online ranting upanda.

ezra1990:
Lol...why you dey paint the truth...make their husbands run DNA test because women can't be trusted...wetin concern nurses for this matter now?

Who man?

Allthelight:
are you a woman?

Omo, marry early (18-22)


Make sure you learn a skill, bag a degree and remain intact.


Remember to remind your hubby to run a DNA test immediately after the birth of your offspring(s). Dem nurses dey change children for hospital.

I get 2 preeks.

1 for urinating
The other for kpansing.

No complaints sha, slow and steady. Fast and furious.

When I opened this thread:
https://www.nairaland.com/8582724/how-much-pay-rent-place
and started seeing rents that people were tagging as expensive, my mind just started lamenting to my other mind.

I didn’t see any Abuja person post their rent, abi dem dey fear make dem no tag am as lie?

Omo, the rent people are calling expensive in PH and some other states for a 2–3 bedroom is almost same with what I’m paying for a 1-bedroom here in 'The Centre of Unity'

Abuja people, make una come update this thread. Maybe government go see am and give us subsidy

When I decide to japa, if I no go carry all my families along ehn, I no go move.


How do sum×of×you do this?


You'll japa and still be insulting and badmouthing Nigeria from abroad, the same Nigeria wey you leave all your siblings and parents inside.


Kai!

So legislators wan do oversight for MDAs, na the MDAs go provide logistics money?


Isn't this questionable?

I hope there won't be any Randy Orton's moves today like this:
https://youtube.com/shorts/6uu8WXCEUgg?si=Pc7SOchbiEj3hh7P



I prefer to see John Cena's.

Let see who they will replace the DANCER with.




I won't be surprised if I see a RAPPER!

This girl dey lie give wuna.

Any Nigerian man in Nigeria wey be gold digger, dey waste him time. E better make you japa go first world country go do your gold digging.

This comment is truthfully annoyingly funny.

CodeTemplarr:
Done with lying for the party and back to lying for individuals. What a repentance that is.

Omo value pass value. Just cut your dress according to your available material.

maishat336:
Not everyone needs an Apple watch when watches under 60k are offering real value now

Hated by who exactly? All this unnecessary stats you guys dished out b2b.


And I'm forking flabbergasted Lucifer/Satan did not appear in list. Abi e no dey His-story ne?

I aint a supporter of any party.


PBAT dey teach ashawo politicians how to play in a bigger way.


Dem been comot PDP, thinking say na dem go be number one be now, KARMA serving everyone hot hot.

Assuming we have a strong law wey no dey allow cross carpeting like dog wey dey heat, we for no dey here in the first place.


.

A good judgement. Delayed but not denied.

The same should have been applied.

After being beaten and released, they were told to run, at which point Rinji was shot, leading to his immediate death.

So we have enough funds and personnels for our insecurities to the extent of deploying to a SOVEREIGN STATE?

Can we stop talking and hyping? Make we see good results kawai.

Nagode! We have a very long way to go. So unfortunate.

Zocalite:
Nigerians aren't even emotional, nigeria are only sentimental

Sentiment swallow logics

If he refer to them, what will happened?

Have you heard of ARAB SPRINGS before?

Like I said, Nigeria ain't getting better anytime soon;
WE'RE TOO EMOTIONAL AND LESS LOGICAL!

Zocalite:
Keyamo, wike, obiano etc stole nigeria money to secure safe haven for themselves and family abroad

Are they those the people he's referring

No

He's insulting the sensibility of innocent nigerians who are trying to escape the hardship of nigeria for themselves and family

If people stay at in nigeria, what's the benefit, your voice isn't heard, your vote doesn't count

Try to read between the lines

100 Trillion Naira budget would have been a bit sufficient but how do we fund it?


Without industrialization, we going no where!

Emotional beings.



What did he say that's wrong? He's simply saying hold your FORKING leaders accountable and fix your God damned country!


Even Ukrainians & Syrians numbers no reach BLACKS in terms of japa.

The way Ghanaians actors dey look for role for Nollywood movies go let you know who's boss.

But tell yourself the TRUTH!

WHAT HAS THE SO CALLED 200MILLION NIGERIANS DONE TO PUT THESE SO CALLED LEGISLATORS ON THEIR FEET?


Even the top presidential candidates no rate the so-called 200millions Nigerians, dem no give wuna better debate on wetin dem go do, they have to go to 'Cha' house go tell dem wetin dem wan do for us.

When Nigerians ready for change, they know what to do.

SixSeven:
Trump is more important than 200 million Nigerians abi? Have you no shame that the outsider is the one you fear than your people? And you call yourselves representative of the people? I remember the remarks this Akpabio made about the poor people of Nigeria when he started his tenure as Senate President.

When I post am na him I see say e still long like Nile.

tragergeorge:
in ex
this your essay sef no go help who lazy to read...
feel say you wanted to help

For lazy readers:

AMAC Issues Warning to Advertisers Based on Court Ruling

• The Abuja Municipal Area Council (AMAC) has issued a strict warning to advertisers, instructing them to cease payments to the FCT's Department of Outdoor Advertising and Signage (DOAS).

• AMAC asserts that recent court rulings, including one from the FCT Magistrate Court on November 27, 2025, have confirmed its constitutional authority to regulate and collect revenue from signposts and outdoor advertising within its jurisdiction.

• The council explicitly stated that the AMAC Signpost Unit, not DOAS, is legally entrusted with controlling signposts, outdoor advertising, and collecting associated rates and permits.

• Advertisers are advised to ignore any representatives from DOAS and to make payments directly to AMAC to avoid invalid transactions.

• AMAC intends to enforce its bye-laws, potentially leading to the sealing of businesses or removal of non-compliant signages if compliance with demand notices is not met.

Civil Service and large number of incompetent fellows.

I can accept some of the countries in the list but how China, Taiwan, Philippines (this one funny) go get plenty beautiful ladies pass Naija?

Korea sef number 1 sef, make I go laugh, cum.


Ojoro dey here sha.

Even married folks.

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
This is the type of mentality I expect people in relationship to have

muyico:
Person wife to be?? Wey the man dey seriously hustling for wedding money, and anoda man dey banging her! Aye o......

Person fit dey bang my own too
But my own no fit put any of my messages for disappearing mode? E get why. Even my exes and other FWBs no put me for disappearing mode. Why would a fiancee put her fiancé on disappearing mode?

I met this FWB about three months ago. She told me while having our first knacking session that she’s about yo get married, I didn't even understand what she was saying. It was after we arrived abi na I arrived that i asked and she explained that she is in a relationship and will soon get married. I reminded her I am into relationships and that what we’re doing is strictly physical. She said she was only warning me so I wouldn’t fall in love, and I just laughed in my mind.

Normally, with most of my FWBs, if it’s going to be a steady thing, I openly share my other escapades with them. It keeps the boundaries clear so nobody starts catching feelings. I even let them go through my chats, messages, and gallery freely.

One day she showed me a chat with her hubby to be, and I noticed the messages were in disappearing mode. I asked why she put her bobo on disappearing but our own chat isn’t, and she just said, You won’t understand.

Omo, I gas run oooo, no be say dem dey plan coup for my head.