meobizy:
At least the write-up was a cure for insomnia. See me fighting sleep after waking two hours ago. Thanks, OP. I'll start using this thread as a sleeping pill.

Seriously?

femi4:
Are these people really undergraduates?.... Smh

Don't take anything you see there serious o

LizBathory:
jealous, hating monkeys on this thread

op carry go Jareh and enjoy your bae; NL is full of horn.y, frustrated fools who lack the ability to even chat up a girl, talk less of having a girlfriend

see how many of them are accusing you of chatting with yourself, they do not understand how you can get a woman

see them criticizing your grammar, with all their Queen's English, why are they in a committed relationship with their vaseline

useless people

Lol, I'm not bothered one bit!

I already know there are clowns in this platform

magni101:


Op I hate to put it to you but then I must. This guy has a point.

She typed all of that under a minute? Unless she's a really fast thinker with fast typing abilities, everything there is definitely copy and paste.

This is coming from someone that types really fast Bro. �

Lol, she copied it!

You all don't get it, we were bored and decided to do some shit. She already had those lines since time immemorial.

Missyford31:


Am tall but also short��

Don't mind her, I'm taller than her tho

But she always claims she's taller, lol

stanliwise:

Goodnight to you also.
When girls later deal with you mercilessly
You will later join Nairaland redpill to wail how you hate women and how other guys are simp

Not EVERYONE is ALWAYS UNLUCKY

stanliwise:

You should never tell a girl you want to be her friend. Except you want to.
I thought you were toasting her??
Nobody real confesses their true feeling so don’t go asking such questions again. Moreso their are many beginner stuff you said in that chat

Well, truth be told, I've never chyked a girl, yea, and I'm serious! I'm well-aged above 20 tho, not like amma kid.

Even bae sef, if I tell you how we take start, so damn funny .

So, if you say I'm a beginner, I will accept, and I'm not willing to improve - what am I even saying.

Good night man

GeneralKoko:


You may not be a playboy but you suck at "Chyking"

You are lucky you are doing it in backward climes
Come to PH
This your skill won't even get you an underage pussy

Lol, I'm not interested in having the best chyking skills just to win underage or above-age girls to my bed.

Lol, if a girl doesn't like my flow, she's free to check the next guy!

GeneralKoko:
Poor punctuation,poor diction Tueh!!!!! Abbreviations like primary school pupils . Nawa oh! This is why education should be free

You and your bae needs to repeat primary 1

I dare you to spot a wrong sentence or word in my messages (mine oh)

Just one sentence without punctuation!

stanliwise:

Slap your self for telling a girl the most stupid statement in the planet

You’ve broken real men code of conduct.

Damn! I asked if we could be friends? what's bad there?

Oh, I could have just asked her out immediately?

Well, for the record, I'm not a playboy, so I don't play around with ladies - what I need from you, I'll tell you that straight up!

Freestainworld:
two things are involved, either it ends in tears or in praise.

I'll accept nothing but the latter - praise

stanliwise:
You are bored and you decided to starter texting yourself.

Check the timing dude, it could never had been me typing on both phones at the same second/minute

Chill, it was I and bae.


And for the part I asked to be friends with hers.... lol, don't you get? we're tryna act like we never knew ourselves - like you had a crush on a girl and you wanna get to know her more.

You need to be calming down bro

How would you rate my toasting skills, lol

Just for funs tho

Me and bae

following

Dotherightthing:


21. Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

Does it matter? focus on the message and stop bugging the young man on every thread

hmmm

pstar234:

Pls what's the function of it
Thanks

It is a multi-feature, multi-purpose file manager for Android devices.

Most especially if you're the type that "Roots" your Android device.

ES Explorer? hmmm, that's one of my favorite file managers tho...

Carchoice:
The mistake you’ll ever make in life is fighting uncles/aunties over your late fathers property. It’s not a lost battle but it’s a waste of time and resources to me.


Leave them to do their thing. It doesn’t mean you are a weakling or scared but don’t fight over property’s with them. Just don’t do it.

Surprise them on the date of the burial by showing up to pay your last respect or better still you can shun it. Your father is dead already.

Don’t fight over property o!!! If they want to take it by force. Leave it for them and work for your own. You can always do more with the life ahead of you.

I love this advice....

However, Aizen123... there is a guy up there that said you should transfer your father's corpse or give the mortuary keepers warning not to release the corpse...

Now my own suggestion is to go with the first guy's advice, which is what I just said in the prev. paragraph. Then, if everything is still heating up, like there start threatening you, then go with the advice I just quoted.

Don't fight anyone, you can still be greater than your Dad, and that would be to their amazement!!

Ahoy Ninja

kiddkash:

my set goerge epe, science, simbi ,Oyitabu

Woah!!

somto ezioha, igwebuike ikenna, ifeanyi (tom tom), izu (cp), udeonu nelson, Ose ifeanyi, Oyibo, Chidera Ukwandu, etc......

I am Samuel Odamah..

kiddkash:
lovely school.

mine was st. Charles secondary school 2010/2011

I just wish I took pictures with the great SCOBA's to immortalize the moments.

from going to lower to escaping Rev. Fr. Vitus Mbamalu

Floreat!!!

I Rep 2011/2012

Singles like us...


We are just looking at the mirror and smiling all day after noticing that we're damn cute

KINGJAJA888:


Where is your tithe going to ?

What does God need our man-made money for ?

When last did ur pastor help u or give you any form of palliative despite all the tithe U've been paying since 1960 ?

Dangote is the richest man in Africa. does he pay tithe ?

Meditate on these Questions nd keep shut Cuz na person wey chop belleful dey give offering.

How sure are you that Dangote doesn't pay tithe?

KrystalConnect:


Yes..
MTN 3,500 for 20gb a month is the best plan out there.


Glo 1,500 for 7.2gb a week is the second best.

What's the code for the MTN 20GB plan, please?

Is he normal?

Just asking

Meanwhile, matter wey dey sup now be say, one guy tell im friends say make dem arrange olosho for am wey go stay with am for 3 days as im wan enter im guy's school.

Naso Dem arrange olosho for the guy, na there casalla burst. E come be say the olosho na the guy sister

Real matters

dochenaj:

Ahead of Vardy?

Maybe the coach should try Two strikers

chelseamann:
ahead of Jamie Vardy?

Two strikers will do

Reference:


Then he doesn't do that well. I just donot understand that part of his game. Start him and he ends up being substituted. I am beginning feel he is an 'Ozil' kind of player....very skilful but mentally fragile.

Two strikers will do

Roon9:


Ahead of who?

Two strikers will do

He's doing well so far this season.

On my opinion, he should be made a solid starter