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if this makes FP, i will keep posting them till the last episode

LETTER TO MY GIRLFRIEND
(Love of my life)
Season 1
Episode 1
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There was a complete and high intensive radiation from the atmosphere, that, even a black man, black as a charcoal cannot resist it. This was the state Nathaniel found himself. He stood at the roadside with an umbrella to reduce the direct sunlight. He wore a black plain trouser and a long sleeve shirt which wasn't buttoned at the wrist. As one of his hands held the umbrella, so as another held a bag normally known as 'Walking Talking". He could see cars of different quality speeding in front of him. Suddenly, he narrowed his vision due to the hot sunlight which refracted through the umbrella thereby producing heat. He had a chocolate complexion that can be regarded as 'Handsomeness'. Though, he was waiting for a cab but that didn't come into his mind anymore because he was lost in thought. "How will i explain to the taxi driver that i have no money? God, that is an embarrassment in front of other passengers. Should i treck? The journey is far.."
Nathaniel was interrupted by the hone of a taxi which parked before him.
"Oga where you dey go?" The taxi driver asked in pigin English stretching his head with a hand on the stirringwheel.
"I dey go..i dey go.. that side. Eno far shia" Nath stammered pointing at opposite direction.
"What is the name of the place?"
"Around Mannack"
"Okay, enter"
Nath put off the umbrella and entered as he folded it. He was the last person that completed the cab. Three beautiful juvenile girls were on the backseat looking charming and attractive that no man will pass them without looking back. Though, the cab was dirty but Nath didn't mind because it was not worse than himself. He occasionally glanced at the side mirror to see the beautiful girls behind who never stopped talking.
"I should have given that man a beating of his life!" one them said and slid her hair backward. "I know he will never try such a thing in his life again!" she added.
"I don't know why some men will not tie that thing inbetween their legs" another said.
The third girl didn't know them or what they were talking about but she knew it has to do with sex issues. She was in a local clothing but her beauty wasn't hidden. Her name is Cynthia.
"All men are just the same" A girl broke the silence.
"Yes oh" Another supported.
"Do you think so?" Cynthia interfered looking at both of them while Nath concentrated on the mirror. "Can all men really be the same?" Cynthia was still inquisitive.
"Why not?!"
"You mean all the men in the world?"
"Yes nah"
"How many have you met?" Cynthia asked smiling but the girls remained quiet.
"They are all the same looking for where to put their dicks" one of the girls insisted then everywhere became quiet. Cynthia noticed that Nath was staring at the mirror so she knew he was probably looking at them, then she stretched her head to have a proper observation but Nath withdrew his eyes when he noticed it before Cynthia went back to her initial position. It was that time Nath remembered that he had no money for the transport so he began to think again. "How can i disgrace myself in front of these girls?" he thought and looked at the driver. "I made a mistake, i should have told him that i don't have money before i entered. God!"
As he was thinking, the car pulled over which interrupted him before he realised that he had reached his destination.
"Oge, your money na One hundred naira" The driver said as Nath stepped down from the cab. He closed the door and placed his hands in his pockets as if there was something in them.
"Oga, you dey waste my time oh!" the driver grew impatient.
"Give him the money na!" A girl from the backseat shouted making use of a book as a hand-fan. "We are late for lectures" she added. One could see the upper part of her breast shaking like a water inside a waterproof.
"Driver.." Nath began. "I.. i... it seems like i have misplaced my money"
"Which kind joke be that one?" the driver turned off the car. He angrily wanted to come down but Cynthia prevented him.
"I will give you the money" she said.
"Madam, i no hear you well"
"I said i go pay you the hundred naira!" Cynthia shouted.
"Your God don save you oh" the driver told Nath and put the key in the ignition.
"That's how all these thieves behave" the girl added and disdained Nath.
"Sister, thank you oh" Nath waved at Cynthia who didn't look at him but nodded her head before the car drove off.
Nath was imbarrassed just as he expected. He didn't move an inche as he stared at the cab. He didn't mind to put on the umbrella anymore regarding the hot radiation from the sun to be a rainfall due to the embarrassment. Suddenly, the car stopped at a distant. He saw Cynthia coming down and began to walk towards the same as him.
At the same time, Cynthia turned and sighted him staring at her at that same spot he came down from the car, then she wondered why...
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TBC

see title??

Young shall grow rams

this blunder has caused excess heat on me now

i seeee

interesting

Lovely and very educative,

av gat some clues from this cos i was planning to buy a lapi by end of this month

daddy yo!!

ok,
what about this

Nature8:
She thought he's about to propose to her, but the young just bent down to adjust his shoes.. Lwkmd

yh

SMH, mtcheeew

good posts don't make FP, rather silly posts does...

meanwhile, who understands this foto?

peteregwu:
Matthew 24:2-5 KJV
And Jesus said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down. [3] And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world? [4] And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. [5] For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

yes, signs of END TIME

i dont really know what this world is turning to

Katie Hopkins: 'I see myself as the Jesus of the outspoken'

The columnist tweeted the controversial meme hours after she lost the court case brought against her by food blogger Jack Monroe.

On the day the High Court ruled against her in her 'Twibel' case, Katie Hopkins tweeted an image of herself as the Virgin Mary.

The columnist posted the meme of Mary, the mother of Jesus, with her own face photoshopped on along with the phrase "I see myself as the Jesus of the outspoken".


see full post here: http://news.sky.com/story/katie-hopkins-i-see-myself-as-the-jesus-of-the-outspoken-10797580

asuustrike2009:
Hmmmm

. Dts d logic

MasterRahl:
Oh! I see

yea

MasterRahl:
The answer is 34. Simply add the result of the preceding equation to the sum of the succeeding one

good but....

this is the LOGIC

1+4 ~ [1x4]+1 =5
2+5 ~ [2x5]+2=12
3+6 ~ [3x6]+3=21
4+7 ~ [4x7]+4=32
5+8 ~ [5x8]+5=45

asuustrike2009:
1+4=5
2+5{7+5)=12
3+6(9+12)=21
5+8(13+21)=34

you are right buh check this out

this is the LOGIC

1+4 ~ [1x4]+1 =5
2+5 ~ [2x5]+2=12
3+6 ~ [3x6]+3=21
4+7 ~ [4x7]+4=32
5+8 ~ [5x8]+5=45

even INEC can't wait again

SMH, lemme sleep a little in this space provided for me

Mehn am sweating oh!!!! Chai!!!

If this girl tries this Naija, i swear she go get k-leg, because many Guys will......

u know d rest

oforij:
i was given this same question in an exam few months back

mmmmm

CHARLOE:
so how come he died?

thats what everybody is suprised of, he jumped in and the next tin we saw was his dead body

gqboyy:
I can't name 10 pls cum n take me outta naija. Naija don taya me

hahahaha, to where?

malikombi:
Now that I'm not a Nigerian nko??

what country re u from?

Lastpharoah33:
Mehn... Those jingles seems familiar, Dstv ti take over

ITbomb:
As if na better thing to be a Nigerian

buh u still cant deny d fact that you are a nigerian

Yuneehk:
12- Pepsi
13- Chivita
14- Sunlight
17- Knorr
20- Ovaltine

tried

Ovems:
1.Dettol
2.Peak
3.Maggi star
4. Etisalat
5m
5. Mortine
6. mtn
7. Glo
8. airtel
9. ariel
10. hypo
11. honeywell
a
15.always
16. cowbell
19. first bank.

superb!!!! you are truely a Nigerian

the saviour of barca is this pics i uploaded

if not, i pity them, coz na 0-4 they should be expecting

psucc:
We never chop since morning in the ututu.

Op some of those things you mentioned don double or even triple price + their container cone small + the taste no sweet again as before.

Wetin cause am?

na they company naw

make una de answer na

Oya let's see if u can name the products/organisations of d following adverts.....

1. If I don't take care of him, who will?!
2...... Its in you
3. Every woman is a star
4. 0809ja for life
5.... Kills insects dead
6. I don port o
7...... With pride
8. The smartphone network
9. Just in one wash
10..... Go wipe o!
11. Bam bam la la
12. Long throat bottle
13. Where's the pulp
14. Sun is shining
15. Eight, eight, no stain no check!
16..... Our milk
17. Super taste, super you!
18. Iodized salt
19. Truly the first
20. Rich in malt, rich in taste, rich in happiness......

If u can't name at least 10, you are not a Nigerian.....