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 Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Funny But True Observations On Nairaland (with Pictures) by Firstboi01(op): 2:17pm On Oct 15, 2016 |
2. With regards to political affinity or association, nairalanders can be broadly classified into two groups: Its either you're a "Zombie" or you're a 'Wailer". Which are you?  Lol... 321 Likes 15 Shares
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| Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Funny But True Observations On Nairaland (with Pictures) by Firstboi01(op): 2:16pm On Oct 15, 2016 |
1. You'll have noticed that Lalasticlala is undoubtedly the most popular Nairaland personality... Being a super mod, everything virtually rests on this guy's shoulder. He had also from time to time bore the brunt of all jokes over here... But then, ashually, some are true anyway. He loves snakes, I know that for sure. Lala.. I see you bro  345 Likes 13 Shares
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| Jokes Etc › 15 Funny But True Observations On Nairaland (with Pictures) by Firstboi01(op): 2:15pm On Oct 15, 2016*. Modified: 2:39pm On Oct 15, 2016 |
Nairaland is undoubtedly the best and most populous online forum in Nigeria (and Africa sef)... Seun I didn't mean to swell your head sha o, I'm just stating facts ni. Thank me later. We all know how entertaining and educating nairaland can be. As in, this forum has added immensely positively to different aspects of Nigerian endeavours and youth development, aside the informing and entertaining aspects. In the course of everything, though, I as a member of this forum have made some vivid observations which for sure are inevitable if you're on nairaland. Observations which I'm sure we're all also familiar with. The observations, some funny and some bitter. Here they are... 11 Likes 2 Shares |
| Politics › Re: Photos Of Ben Murray-Bruce, With His Sons And Daughter by Firstboi01(m): 2:02pm On Oct 15, 2016*. Modified: 2:58pm On Oct 15, 2016 |
So.. Now... Tell me.. What am I supposed to do with this sh!t? 20 Likes 1 Share
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| Crime › Re: by Firstboi01(m): 1:11am On Oct 15, 2016 |
Jeso Kreste! |
| Crime › Re: A Day Old Baby Found Dead (very Disturbing Pics) by Firstboi01(m): 1:09am On Oct 15, 2016 |
Oh lawd... |
| Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests Military Officers For Diverting Soldiers’ Death Benefits by Firstboi01(m): 1:07am On Oct 15, 2016 |
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| Politics › Re: Mr President, These Pictures Of Aisha Buhari Were Not Taken In 'the Other Room by Firstboi01(m): 1:00am On Oct 15, 2016 |
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| Phones › Re: Samsung Note 3 Explodes In His Pocket, Catches Fire While On Top Bike (photos) by Firstboi01(m): 12:58am On Oct 15, 2016*. Modified: 1:24am On Oct 15, 2016 |
Naso dull people just full here... Atleast make analysis before you state your observation. The explosion (which ofcourse came suddenly) could have taken him off guard and made him loose a grip and fall off the bike, resulting in an accident. Hence the blood oozing from his nose.. You'll notice a bruise on his left hand to confirm an accident indeed took place. Bunch of dullards. The person below me gaan sef nko? Worse. Meanwhile... Somewhere, just somewhere, Apple™ be like... 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Hits Back At Buhari - Nigerian Women, Leave KITCHEN Now by Firstboi01(m): 12:56am On Oct 15, 2016 |
This attention seeker again??  1 Like |
| Politics › Re: 10 Things Governor Rochas Must Do Now. by Firstboi01(m): 12:49am On Oct 15, 2016*. Modified: 1:04am On Oct 15, 2016 |
Well, I ashually don't wanna say anything too yet..  ...the brother below me should help us out.  |
| Romance › Re: Why Your Man Is Lying To You And What You Can Do About It. (18+) by Firstboi01(m): 12:35am On Oct 15, 2016 |
And so the search continues... Please anybody that has read it should please summarise it for me o... Meanwhile, lemme sleep... |
| Celebrities › Re: Checkout This Hot Picture Of Rukky Sanda by Firstboi01(m): 12:16am On Oct 15, 2016 |
Well, I'm not impressed.. |
| Celebrities › Re: What You Did'nt Know About Falz The Bahd Guy (secrets) by Firstboi01(m): 12:14am On Oct 15, 2016 |
My favourite Nigerian showbiz personality... Sush a dashing young man. |
| Celebrities › Re: Banky W – It Is Not The Destiny Of Every Person To Marry by Firstboi01(m): 12:11am On Oct 15, 2016 |
Well.. That's his opinion. He's probably lost hope. |
| Celebrities › Re: Kcee Says He Sponsored Emoney's Wedding!? by Firstboi01(m): 12:07am On Oct 15, 2016 |
E no sha conzine me... |
| Celebrities › Re: See The 11 Ways Nigerian Girls Are Exposing Their Breasts In Public (pictures) by Firstboi01(m): 12:01am On Oct 15, 2016*. Modified: 12:47am On Oct 15, 2016 |
Shiiit!... My vaseline just finished yesterday and I'm broke! |
| Celebrities › Re: Sanyeri Afonja’s Wife Pens Wonder Message To Him On His Birthday Today by Firstboi01(m): 11:59pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
Ok... Then what happened next? |
| Islam › Re: Four Keys To Success by Firstboi01(m): 11:10am On Oct 07, 2016 |
Ameen. Jazakallahu khairan 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 20 Pictures Everyone Who's Passed Through 100level In A 9ja Uni Will Relate To by Firstboi01(op): 12:02am On Oct 02, 2016 |
Coyotejack:Lol... Abi o |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 20 Pictures Everyone Who's Passed Through 100level In A 9ja Uni Will Relate To by Firstboi01(op): 1:25pm On Oct 01, 2016*. Modified: 2:29pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
And that's it folks. I hope you enjoy it. Watch out for the next one... All ye Nairaland mods and supermods, I summon you unto this thread by the power of Ra! Cc: Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique Seun ...and the rest. Meanwhile, I wish everyone a Happy Independence day celebration, whether you be Avenger o, or Biafran, e no conzine me!  7 Likes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 20 Pictures Everyone Who's Passed Through 100level In A 9ja Uni Will Relate To by Firstboi01(op): 1:24pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
20. And your CGPA as at the end of 100 level hit you like... 9 Likes
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| Jokes Etc › Re: 20 Pictures Everyone Who's Passed Through 100level In A 9ja Uni Will Relate To by Firstboi01(op): 1:23pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
19. How you cleared off from campus when it was time for the long vacation (after second semester) 8 Likes
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| Jokes Etc › Re: 20 Pictures Everyone Who's Passed Through 100level In A 9ja Uni Will Relate To by Firstboi01(op): 1:23pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
18. When the invigilator said submit and you kept writing, and now he's leaving. The struggle... 8 Likes 2 Shares
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| Jokes Etc › Re: 20 Pictures Everyone Who's Passed Through 100level In A 9ja Uni Will Relate To by Firstboi01(op): 1:22pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
17. That moment during exams your buddies are through but you're still inside writing... 9 Likes 2 Shares
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| Jokes Etc › Re: 20 Pictures Everyone Who's Passed Through 100level In A 9ja Uni Will Relate To by Firstboi01(op): 1:21pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
16. You've already written three tests that week and then suddenly MATH105 lecturer comes in to announce his own test on Friday afternoon by 3pm. (Meanwhile Exam starts the following week) 8 Likes 1 Share
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| Jokes Etc › Re: 20 Pictures Everyone Who's Passed Through 100level In A 9ja Uni Will Relate To by Firstboi01(op): 1:18pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
15. Tests and exams approaching... So you're on your way to the library, (hungry), and then these Chapel people or Jehova Witness try to stop you... 13 Likes 2 Shares
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| Jokes Etc › Re: 20 Pictures Everyone Who's Passed Through 100level In A 9ja Uni Will Relate To by Firstboi01(op): 1:17pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
14. By now you're beginning to lose weight and your skin getting darker. 100 level ain't easy. The transformation is real. Lol 12 Likes 3 Shares
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| Jokes Etc › Re: 20 Pictures Everyone Who's Passed Through 100level In A 9ja Uni Will Relate To by Firstboi01(op): 1:16pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
13. Meanwhile you just used your last 500 naira to buy handout. You're now thinking of how to survive till they send you money next... 5 Likes 2 Shares
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| Jokes Etc › Re: 20 Pictures Everyone Who's Passed Through 100level In A 9ja Uni Will Relate To by Firstboi01(op): 1:15pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
12. You eventually go broke and you call home. You: Dad, I'm broke... Your Dad: 12 Likes 1 Share
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| Jokes Etc › Re: 20 Pictures Everyone Who's Passed Through 100level In A 9ja Uni Will Relate To by Firstboi01(op): 1:15pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
11. Right from the start sef, you never liked English Language or Literature in secondary school, but here you are now in GENS103 Class and they're making you go through dem Letter Writing/Passage Summary/Figures of speech, all over again. 3 Likes
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| Jokes Etc › Re: 20 Pictures Everyone Who's Passed Through 100level In A 9ja Uni Will Relate To by Firstboi01(op): 1:14pm On Oct 01, 2016 |
10. Gradually you form your clique and you buzz round campus upandan feeling as if.... Hmmn. 3 Likes 1 Share
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