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gabsuccess:
nairalanders pls help me , are the d.e canditates paying for the putne? Cos it's not indicated for them here oo

Check this out bro...

Nigeria we hail thee!

LOL... Na me you dey ask? Abeg chop the thing like that.. If you can't, send it to me through DHL noni

Make I sha Park here and watch from the back. *Calls mom* "Mummy, moti land o"

Lol... That's her own business o. One Dangote spaghetti is almost #250 now, na Linda Ìkejì matter I wan dey carry for head? OP abeg shift make I see front!

The last time I checked, that wasn't my business!

Lol. As disgusting as this is, I'm not surprised. They're Kenyans! What else do you expect? *spits*

This shit needs to be showcased on the front page. Mods yet to do justice to that. And I'm here like... :-|

Sammy888:
Please what of Direct entry students.

Just pray and wait for admission list... DE students don't normally undergo any PreAdmission Screening or Exams.

LMFAO

More... Lol!

junnyjake:
When will they get over this envy?
Anything West African just sets them off, worse if it's Nigeria.

If na bashing, we are more than capable. Na change just humble guys small.

Abi o.. Bro... Seems the Kenyans didn't learn any lessons from what we once did to the Ghanaians. When they say Nigeria is the giant of Africa, it stands in all ramifications!

My waist o.. Lol

Kiikiikiikiikii

Lol

[b] Lol! I just can't stop "Loling". This is perhaps history being made. The most epic twitter battle involving two African countries... Very hilarious! I've dedicated this thread to it as it gets fiercer and of course more interesting and funnier. We've seen prominent Nigerians (the likes of Obasanjo and Nigerian Celebrities like Tiwa Savage, Basket mouth, etc) join the fight. So far Naija dey win sha.... I trust my people. We're perhaps the most sarcastic beings on the planet, capable of turning anything, even adversaries to humour. And the Kenyans really stepped on hot coals to have tried testing our limits with regards to that... I'm sure they're regretting it now

This goes a long way in showing how much Nigerians love their country and are willing to collectively defend it from a common external enemy. We've put aside religious differences, ethnicity and all those shits. Here's Okoro battling shoulder to shoulder with Musa against the Kenyans. Like Brothers in Arms. Suddenly we've found a common ground. It shows we can all agree on common and simple national issues... Why not lets turn the problems we're currently facing as a country to Kenyans. Perhaps we'll learn to come together to tackle them. Lol

Meanwhile, as a photo journalist, I'll be posting the screenshots of the epic fight that I've been able to lay my hands on, for laughing sake. Because to me, this is real comedy and I can't laugh to it alone. I just have to share... You can post yours as well. Let's finish off these Kenyans!

Lasticlala
Seun
...and all ye other mods, over to you! Do justice to this! [/b]

And watch Nigeria become GTA

mrMeen:
please is this information true.

Its true. You have to beware of fraudsters tho. They'll try to take advantage of this to scam or spam you. Do not contact, I repeat, DO NOT CONTACT ANYBODY WHATSOEVER that you don't know personally. Just wait for the process to be officially kick-started by the school on Monday. And stay tuned to the school's websites for firsthand and trustworthy info. DO NOT CALL OR EMAIL ANYBODY!

dapaiks:
what about those of use that applied for DE ARE WE TO DO THE SCREENING TOO?

I guess not. As indicated above, the screening will be for UTME candidates.

President Muhammadu Buhari’s led Federal Government has sacked chief executives of 17 parastatals and agencies under the Ministry of Education, including the Registrar, Joint Admissions and Matriculations Board (JAMB), Prof Dibu Ojerinde.
A statement issued on Monday in Abuja, North Central Nigeria by the Deputy Director of Press and Public Relations in the Education Ministry, Ben Bem Goong said 17 top executives in the Education ministry had been relieved of their appointments.
According to the statement, four Chief Executives whose tenures were yet to elapse were retained, while others were sacked.
The affected top echelons had been replaced with immediate effect, according to the statement.
The 17 agencies affected in the mass sack and the new Chief Executives appointed included the National Universities Commission, Prof Abubakar Adamu Rasheed; Nigerian Institute for Education Planning and Administration, Prof, Mrs. Lilian Salami; Universal Basic Education, Dr. Hameed Bobboyi and National Library of Nigeria, Prof. Lanre Aina.
The Secretary-General, Supreme Council for Islamic Affairs in Nigeria, Prof Ishaq Oloyede has been named Registrar/Chief Executive of JAMB, while the National Institute of Nigerian Languages has Prof Chinyere Ohiri-Aniche as its Chief Executive Officer, CEO.
To head the National Business and Technical Examinations Board is Prof Isioma Isiugo-Abanihe; Teachers Registration Council of Nigeria, Prof Sunday Josiah Ajiboye; Computer Registration Council of Nigeria, Afolabi Aderinto and National Commission for Colleges of Education, Prof Bappah Aliyu.
Others are: National Examinations Council, Prof Charles Uwakwe; National Commission for Mass Literacy, Adult and Non-Formal Education, Prof Abba Aladu and Nomadic Education Commission, Prof Bashir Usman.
There also Dr. Abdullahi Bichi Baffa who heads the Tertiary Education Trust Fund; National Teachers Institute, Prof Garba Dahuwa Azare; Librarian Registration Council of Nigeria, Prof Michael Afolabi; and National Mathematical Centre, Prof Steven Ejugwu Onah.
Those retained, included the Nigeria Educational Research and Development Council, Prof. Samaila Junaidu; Nigerian French Language C\Village, Prof Rauf Adebisi; National Board for Technical Education, Dr. Mas’ud Kazaure and National Arabic Language Village, Prof. Muhammad Mu’az.

http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2016/08/01/buhari-sacks-jamb-registrar-16-others/

Good news or Bad news people?

Dejideji1:
Lol, the type of ban that awaits you ehn............. You know that type of long ban that can force someone to deactivate.............. .

Anyway, i can see you posted it under the jokes section, you may be spared..

Lol... Ban ko, Burn ni. Kolewerk o jare!

Virtually everybody on nairaland knows this guy (by name ofcourse). Even non-members. You'll think he owns the site. Since I joined nairaland in 2001 (lol), I nefa see rest o. Lalasticlala this, lalasticlala that. Ah ah! (In Falz voice): Ashually, Hai whont to know who this guy his! Today na today! But wait na... You think Lalasticlala is someone? Really?
How many of you know that Lalasticlala is only an online app designed for tapping trending pictures from twitter handles with certain celebrity and political tags?
It is also an app that scans NL for front page requests. Recently upgraded to include traffic tweets from @gidi_traffic.
Come to think of it, or do you think any human being would actually sit in front of his laptop 24/7 with 360degrees twitter surveillance and NL post surveillance in a country of little or no power supply plus very high cost of fuel? Yet not even have his own opinions shared online? I mean, we read seuns posts in dog or advert sections, we read ishiloves post in romance section...(I guess)....but this lala of a stick...all you see is that if he is viewing a thread, two things are about to happen, it's either that thread goes down or it makes front page...or better still, someone somewhere in Nigeria gets a ban...hehehehe
Or you see programmed comments like "pls include a source in your write up" signalling that the app is about to take you to FP. Lol
Oh give me a break you dogmatist. Let's be realistic for once okay?
Is there really anyone behind that moniker 'cos I think it's just an app.

Lol. My personal opinions tho. Correct me if I'm right. *Runs out*

Cc: Lalasticlala FP

Lalasticlala naaaau!... E Dákun. Epp me!

dennistar:
Which device are you using, i find it hard to draw on mine man

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