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OfficialDJ:
this idiot keeps disgracing English with useless sentences and grammar to sound coherent....

I'd make sure I put my two hands and legs inside your mother's rotting V.agina, and I pray to the high heavens not to throw up because that stench from the witch can cause air pollution...

Your mother stinks. You stink.. Your whole family stinks... Eeewww...

Sad sad life

Hahaha. You must have been blessed to have a read my writing. Don't mention. That's how stars do.

jpmoriarti:
Ahhhh I could see the guy never see that word before How did he claim to be a writer or what and yet I havent seen any interesting english construction or vocab to even show he is a man of letters.

When I tell you someone is a dunce, understand that I have his mental capacity and see how less of a creation he is. If he existed during the medieval times, your guess is good as mine what manner of slave he would be.

How dare he try to construct words? Who dash monkey banana?

Fidelix try it. Get creative and use it to throw tantrums. Disgrace your ancestors, at least.

OfficialDJ:
this gay boy should go test his std ravaged cock on his younger brother...
Groom that boy up to learn the family trade....

Aninism

Lol... I am proud to have a family close by? Your mom was FORTUNATE to lose her womb alongside your placenta when a madwoman served as a midwife. Kudos to her tho, cos she helped rid the world off more unfortunate beings like you. Only reason you got a childhood with her was cos she though she could groom you to be a manwhore, a task she was so successful with.


Little wonder you think you are making her proud.

OfficialDJ:
me tire?
This is blasphemy...

I can never get tired of fvking morons up. Ask of me in the car talk section

Your life must be sad for you to asslick a broke and well known gay in the person of firstbornwds

So I am a renowned gay? Wow... Didn't know I was this popular... Bring your penury-infested self and let me sign on it... You might meet with blessings right after.

Stop offering your ass for some couple of pictures to claim bragging rights.

jpmoriarti:
Lmaoooo

The guy don tire since. He don see more than he bargained for. I wan make he come arrest me join too.

I don give am my office address. Make e pick me, e day fear. Nawa

OfficialDJ:
preposterous yen yeb yen..
Do you even know the meaning of that word? Or you just stopped your schooling at the village community school...albino rabbit

Lol.. Not on your life. I could go on all day, dropping newer words for you to search for in the dictionary and still give you proper English rhymes.

You no reach abeg

OfficialDJ:
oh now, the proof of my luxury is now made up? You must be a big headed clown and your everyday existence proves it.. It's an abomination for you to breathe..

Eeew... You deserve to be killed using a rusted knife

You must mean penury. The only luxury you can conveniently boast of now that's acceptable is the data on your phone.

Nah, you should die, with you tied, facing down, with your dick tied to a big stone and allowed to dangle.

abduleez1:
God tier entertainment right here.


I be wan go watch film just before the match, but this is gonna be fat more entertaining than what I got planned.

[img]https://c./8mCqVLar0fMAAAAM/cum-cumming.gif[/img]

You don miss since. I get time die today.


Make e launch ... I day wait am.

jpmoriarti:
Chaiii its now 200 million plus asset

I dont want proof. Im sure you worth every inch of 200 million naira.

Lol. Make e show us proof. E no pass to sacrifice him anus for the owners again.

OfficialDJ:
that's how mentally impaired firstbornwds the first born clown is... Poor poor boy

Lol. You come from the same school of thought, hence the romance. The guy you quoted isn't one that has ever contributed to anything good, except trolling, so he's no match.

For you, you are just being preposterous, but its understandable cos it's in your genes. Exhibit it for the world to see.

OfficialDJ:
you should feel intimidated you broke bloke...

I've worked hard for my money, and I'm living life to the fullest... After all, YOLO...
Now gtfoh, and prepare for your arrest and detention because I'm coming for your ass soon!

Lol. Please, can you hasten the arrest because I will come here, come Monday and remind everyone that you were only yapping.


Back to feeling intimated, I would do that if all you are tryna show sees you as an entrepreneur or a real boss. But all I see here is an insecure kid tryna fake a life he dreams of. Return those things to the their owner, including the camera and work hard. You might be lucky to own a bike before you are shot dead.

OfficialDJ:
Guy, I've told that useless ga.y boy firstbornwds to show me his account, and if it's up to 500k,I'd credit him 500k on top... But the fooool ran away with his legs between his tails, because he's a broke biatch who lives from hand to mouth... Ignore those broke pedophiles

Guy, exclude me from your list of people way yo go rob? The idi.ot supporting you is senile and would probably not have a brain to understand what it means to be private and not expose certain details. I am not sure he has ever earned a penny all his life, so I'll pass.

For someone like you that claims to know my family house, you'd have dropped a pic by now if it wasn't something that rendered you dumb. But no, it is what it is. I am not here to compete with you. I am only telling you that you don't have any if what you ever claimed to have.

Choke on that.

OfficialDJ:
i feel soooo good and elated cyberbulling this ga.y p.unk

That black Caron Poivre perfume you see there can buy you food for 24 months


No capping..
Show us your account balance and get 500k cash, and you're fidgeting because you're a broke anini

The most expensive caron poivre cost a little over a thousand dollars. If that is what you are tryna prove, I'll rather tell you that doesn't make you a real man. I'll rather step out with my glossier and do what I have to do. Doesn't make you any richer but more stupid to handle money. So, why should I feel intimidated?

jpmoriarti:
Now this is more like it.

Why you come put wrist watch and perfume on the picture

Chaiiii FirstbonWds see the person wey dey follow us talk ooo

He might be a grown man, but he has the mind of a small child.

Chaiiiii alu emeee

Lol, were you expecting anything more? The mumu claims he uses an SE7 to reach nl but couldn't drip a decent pic to prove it. Next, he went to offer his asshole to get a good cam but the owner innocently allowed him not knowing he's using it as bragging right.

OfficialDJ:
yen yen yen

Throwing piss poor disses in an attempt to save his drowning self....

I'm your nemesis in this forum, and I'd make sure to get your kleptomatic family locked up, until you're fished out!

Nah... You are you whoring mom's nemesis. A look at you reminds her of youthful whoring days where anything could climb her.

I doubt if she's retired tho.

OfficialDJ:
now shut up and go get your drunk of a father a blow.job

Lol... How long did it take you to beg for a camera to take this? Must have costed you giving up your ass to be bleeped by an automatic vibrator. Or maybe one of your bosses gave it up after your relentless begging.

You are a fake life mofo... Nothing changes that

OfficialDJ:
see this broke juvenile

Have you job hunted today?

Kleptomanic ga.y as.s moro.n

slowpoke, you occasionally stumble over the truth, but you quickly pick yourself up and carry on as if nothing happened. Your brain cells must have more wrinkles than an Elephant's scrotum. So I don't expect anything more than a depleted fungus trying to be noticed.

OfficialDJ:
SHUT IT AGAIN..

Oh the idiot is abroad? How much do you earn? 2k usd monthly?

I use that to pay my writers monthly...
You must be a broke jobless troll

Lol, man you are more stupid than imagined. See trashtalk

jpmoriarti:
Hahahaha

I have accepted he could have a couple of cars. Nothing special there in my opinion. It is only in Nigeria that having a $5k car is an achievement. They use it to terrorize one another and cause their peers into doing yahoo yahoo just to drive a $5k car.

I am the last person to envy a fellow fortune. It's not like I don't work hard enough myself. In fact, God has been faithful enough and even if a fellow is bigger, I see it as a motivation to step up. But the same is not the case of this serial scammer.

There's no way that guy can afford a car. Not dissing, but he's no match for that. Besides, how can you even have a car and not know how much it cost? From 1.5m, to 5.5, to 8m. Even if he wants to over-bloat, at least, he better stick to a particular lie. Which one is confusing his destiny with different prices?

Funnily, he's showing us shabby pictures car-keys that were taken probably taken with a 3rd generational android, claiming it to be iPhone 12 pro max's camera. Any sane person can see through this lie na. That pic of keys were orisbbly taken from a nightclub party with drunken men around. He probably saw it as an avenue to brag and decided to take pictures of them. If not, let him take a clearer pic, since he already started the picture contest. Let him finish what he started at least, to prove his point. Is it that hard?

If you have dealt with this guy at some point, you'll understand how much of a chronic liar and fraud he is. Today, he can claim to be in Texas, tomorrow in Dubai, and next in Cameroon. The worst of it all is that he doesn't even try to be creative with it but he wants reasonable peeps to swallow it hook and sinker because it's a faceless forum.

OfficialDJ:
shut your stinking wide mouth you half brain m.oron
I will never pay for a shabby job...
Maybe your dad paid your mom for a shabby job he did while impregnating you, and subsequently giving birth to this broke low life

Sadly enough, you only have league of unfortunate dads waiting to call you son. It's definitely happened that your osho-free mom was never paid.

jpmoriarti:
You know this thread means alot to you. Your life will suck without it. So I don't think you'll like it if they close this wonderful, vibrant thread.

The same one that can't contribute to a discussion except from trolling? Abeg leave that thing out of reasonable discussions abeg.

jpmoriarti:
Obviously, it is you who lives a very sad, lonely life. So you always feel the need to showcase whatever little thing you think you have. A couple of $4k -$5k cars.

JP, you are the one giving this idiot the effrontery to brag. What cars? The ones he took an eye-straining picture from afar cos of fear of the owners giving him a resounding slap for tryna steal their vehicles? Or is it the one he doesn't even know how much he really bought?

Put this cretin in his place and let him know that humility does it all. Stop giving appraisals.

OfficialDJ:
i posted things I own, not hearsay... It's not bragging when I post evidence of what I own
If they close Down this thread, there are plenty others where I'd school that gay fa.ggot firstbornwds

School who? The same you that can't afford a phone with a decent camera? Lol. I am asking you to just take a decent photo that won't strain the eyes i( even if na to borrow pose). Abeg abeg... Go and pay those you scammed even if na to work for site. Pay them... They deserve their money.

It is well o. Some people will just decide to be unfortunate. Who started the bragging contests? I am not one that will try to ridicule my fellow man based in achievement but when one product of gan.gban.g decide to show off and oppress, isn't it right to make it known to him that sometimes, wishes can be horses? But no, commonsense has no place in the head of idiots.

Mods should close the thread.. Call them to do it na. Animal.

OfficialDj? Is it so hard taking the pictures? You obviously have them close. Just clean your camera lens and take the shot.


Please, I am begging you. Do it and shame me.

OfficialDJ:
hahaha. You must be an im.becile...a moronic one at that

Take a better picture and show us.. Please.

OfficialDJ:
it feels so good bullying this kleptomanic....

Haha.... I'm just getting started

Bullying me or making a mockery of your existence? The tree supplying the oxygen you are inhaling should be apologized to or cut down. This level of idiocy is too much.

OfficialDJ:
hahaha...
I should snap my 12 Pro max for you

There are levels to these things

Ha... iPhone 12 pro max took those pictures abi Nokia 3110c? My Xiaomi will take a better one even with dirty lens.

Try another lie abeg.

OfficialDJ:

You look like an infant premature gorilla, so I'd be humbled of course...

Take a better shot and show us. Monkey

jpmoriarti:
Chaiii

I was about to ask same question o. So ugly, poor quality picture for someone who claims he owns 2 benz. At least get a decent phone. $700 can get you a decent phone.

The guy na broke niccur na. Officialdj, take a brighter picture and show us. I might consider showing one of what you asked.

OfficialDJ:
you Diss me

If wishes were true.. Go Diss your mother for giving birth to an ugly kleptomanic like you

I say it again, this time with a bigger pride.

My looks alone will humble you. It'll make you wish never to be born. That I am sooooooooo sure of.

OfficialDJ:
of course the broke monkey doesn't have anything to show us..
Okay, show us your bug infested one room jalopy ;Dyou call a house

Moro.n, you are only chestbeating. Go and pay those you owe, scammer. If you can't, please go home, earth is full.