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OfficialDJ:
We're waiting

Wait, what kind of a phone do you use that causes your pictures to look so hungry? Are they representing you?


Show us something that won't strain our eyes, please?

OfficialDJ:
here we go again

Show us pictures of your Lexus

I have backed mine with pictures haven't I?

I stay alone, so I choose to drive my 3 cars whenever I want it...
Show us your Lexus, broke anini

Lol, I am not in the class of clowns that take random pictures. I have nothing to prove to you. Once you get to my family house on Monday like you claim, you can go ahead and take enough, and from different angles too.

Why are you delaying until Monday na? Why not today? It's still bright. Or you want to come rid here with how I absconded with my family? Go today, you'll get more results, lousy moro.n

jpmoriarti:
So it's now about car? No more about giving him the huspuppi treatment

Lol. He thinks dissing is his thing. Lol, man forgot I do that for a living. I've got stories that are big sellers on Amazon that even had it. How much more him, a local stray dog tryna feed from the slum.

I am so in for this all day. Bring it on, officialdj. Please, let it continue.

OfficialDJ:
tell your mother to stop being a dirty woman...
All her customers have all run away from her because she has a smelly Vagin.a

At least, she was decent enough to show me my father.


Yours can't even point to one person or even an animal as yours cos the copulation leading to your birth, is one too many. Whether na goat or human being born you, she no no. Anyone way come, she go introduce you as him son.

OfficialDJ:
My fourth car is on its way, and firstbornwds the kleptomanic anini doesn't have one..
Sad sad boy

Lol. I have just one car and it's a lexus.

But I am pretty sure the so-called vehicles you are parading as yours isn't even close to what we have in our yard for haulages.


Not on your life, boy

OfficialDJ:
i cannot blackmail an anini and a scam artist...
His family will be picked up on Monday most definitely, until the low budget yahoo boy firstbornwds comes out...
Where he'll be locked up until I'm satisfied

You said you'd kill me by an alfa when we started.... It never happened.


Now, you want to go to the police? Do you think it's free?

OfficialDJ:

You meant your mother's pu.ssy will stop stinking like a dead rat and maggots coming out

Eeew...
I can perceive the stench from here

Interesting how you can perceive it from there, you must be in your regular jaguda slum looking for what to eat. Little wonder maggots are now your friends.

OfficialDJ:
do you know what tunes are?
Stuck to football ga.y

Shattap... You don't have a barrow, how much more a car...

OfficialDJ:
shit up ga.y clown...
You want receipts? I'd show you

I spent over 2 million tuning that car to be a beast, so I bully toyota wannabes on the road, and race with my fellow car freaks.. There are levels to these things

By Toyota wannabes, do you mean Legxsus abi Leggedis Benz?


Cos I am sure you've never handled a steering in your entire life

jpmoriarti:
Guy, how come your so-called car is costing different amounts in different occasions

Are you sure this car exists?

Lol, you wait. He's just getting started.


By the time I am fine with him, he'll close this down and get another moniker.

OfficialDJ:
who's your guy? If I slap you

You're now rapping in pidgin?
Your life must be miserable...
You must be obviously derange.d if you didn't see the question mark at the end of my post

Which community secondary school did you attend?
I'm sure you skipped classes to steal mangoes somewhere instead of learning

Lol... But to be candid, how much you buy your Cls550 gangan?

Abi na beer parlor matter you pick the price from?

Cos we don see 1.5, we don 5.5, we don even see 8milllion. You are confusing us... How much you buy am really?

OfficialDJ:
who gives a sh.ite what you're into

This struggling scum.bag who do ten dollar jobs is here ranting and measuring dicks with his master....
You want to compare your useless low programming jobs that you get once in 3 months to my cyrpto wallet of over $85k, PayPal, webmoney, skrill, etc..

Big time joker...
Screenshot your Balance or shut it broke clown....

Of course you can't, because you spend 20 hours of your time arguing with men here who have made it in Life

Of course you've made it in life. You made some of your unfortunate fathers proud by following what they have in their genes, scamming, insulting, drunkenness and vices like that. And you also have followed your ma's footstep by being a manwhore. During your town crying, one actually asked you to return back to your ashawo thread

Oh yes, you've made it in life. Lol

OfficialDJ:
mercedes benz cls550 8million...
Toyota 3 million
Honda supercharged coupe
2.5
My 2015 cls550 from copart has been fully paid for and costs 15million..


It ships soon..
Go figure...now tell me which of your family and their generation has seen 2 million before?
I'm even arguing with a broke demented fool....

Show us your account balance or get lost.....

This idiot who lives a fake life here sips garri and groundnut to bed thinks everyone is his mate

Your mother is to be banned fr existence for keeping you in her rotten womb for 9 months when this thing should have been aborted and flushed...
Kidnap you?


No. I'd do a hushpuppi on you and pay hoodlums to rape your anus instead...
HIV gay stricken hermaphrodite

Lol, so your cls550 is now 8 million... Not 1.5 again?

I have another place where you mentioned that it costs 5.5m but I no fit search. Very soon, you go tell us say na the allocstioneay them pay your state them you use buy am.


Guy, come down, learn make you see person to help you.


Modified: I don see the 5.5m price.

OfficialDJ:
shut up agric fowl...
Of course you can't send us a screenshot because you are a broke frustrated jejune who develops 20 websites for 10,000 naira.... Yen yen yen....
Broke cow..
Who in his right senses wouldn't want free 500k

Okay, my bad... Screenshot us 500k available balance in your bank account, and I'd tip it another 500k...
I can send the money to a reputable member here for safe keeping....


I don't mean a stolen screenshot from Google, because you'd definitely be bursted, just like i bursted you using your alternative moniker to like your stupid and poor attempt to Diss the king of Diss

Lol. Now you are talking. You already know that I am a programmer which means, I was right about you all along. But let me correct something. I do more than just develop websites. I am more into debugging, maintaining and troubleshooting systems/apps, which in one pay is good enough to cater for you, your league of fathers and even rent your haggard whoring mom to twerk for her Bleep-buddies to give them a hardon, and even do them a whole lot of good for ages without complaints. And you know the good part, usdt is usually the mode of payment.

To top it all, I am an digital influencer and a writer. Now tell me, do you think in your wildest dream that you can measure up?

Nah, I am not here to rant about my finances. You caused it but it is what it is.

OfficialDJ:
;DI'd never pay for a mediocre job... Not matter how much I have....

Never
Rob you with a screenshot of your account balance

Leemao... I'm not asking for your atm pin or numbers albino clown

Of course you can't show it because you don't have it, you purple amoeba....

I overestimated you...

I've brought it down to 1 million..
If you can show me a million in your account, I'd credit it with 500k... Any member here to hold the money

You broke, self demented clown with one trousers two shirts and a file jacket trekking round Lagos looking for scrappy jobs...
You seriously think you stand the chance in dissing the king of disses?
Your father must have originated from the land of the gorillas..
Safe to see how ugly and oddly shaped you look....

I've given you my challenge, accept it, or shut your wide big lips forever

Lol, I am the kind of guy you'd see and so wish to become. You won't match me in looks, not matter how many men slept with your mother. None, I repeat none will be close to what I look like when I am sick and wake up in a cold morning. That's a fact which I am sure you are aware of.

Talking about the account balance thing;

You already claim to know my house, how am I sure showing you a Ss won't trigger you calling on your fellow rogues and bandits to stage a kidnap or even rob me? Aside that, which reasonable person would even agree to share his ss on a public forum? I am tryna prove anything. I am what I am and I don't go about scamming poor writers off their sweat.

Why so slow in thinking? You are a scammer and your field of operation warrants that you should at least, be smart in thinking. Be creative so you can at least, chop small life before you them shoot you dead.

Which reasonable person comes online to drop a shot of his account balance? Lol... This guy na glorified mumu o? Or you think here is one of those cult meetings where you share you supposed achievements with your fellow fraudsters?

Oh, na robbing you won venture into now, hen OfficialDj?

May you be caught in your first outing?

OfficialDJ:
We're waiting for the anini to screenshot his balance... Don't you want free 500k

Klegged bastard

OfficialDJ:
at the bolded

This broke Lagos boy that Fidelix must have scammed is measuring fingers with me

Let's do this...
Send me a screenshot of your account, and if it's worth 10 million naira, I'd credit you 500k this minute...

In short, let me deposit the money with wese, so you do it.

This broke idiot with only a life on nairaland wants to compare your finances with me who trades a minimum of $15k daily

Joker...
Albino joker...
Dominique, ban this idiot right now before he scams someone here

Kai... So you can pay me 500k for simply showing my acct balance but can't pay those that work for you? Gosh, your pettiness knows no bounds.

Or maybe, your next turn is to connive with your bunch of ret.ards and try to rob me? Nah, try another plan pri.ck. I was born and bred by proper parents and don't have lots of DNAs clouding my cells, so I am bound to be smart to foil your plan.

You know my family house already ( or so you claim), so why not come, and arrest me and in the same vein, coerce me to show you my account balance which you can as well share here? Or is it one of your numerous lies?


I remember that some group of honest businessmen offered to up to 50k to you at some point if you could actually do something with your fictitious car then which you couldn't do, cos you knew your ass was busted ( HeavenlyBang abeg, come and justify this)

OfficialDJ:
who's your guy

If i slap you dirty?

I'm very well built and ripped, and I'd knock your forehead off with just a hit....
You klegged albino...it's obvious you're hated everywhere you go, and I do a hushpuppi on you by paying a police officer to shave your head, and slapping you every morning 66 times, so the scamming spirit your mother and father deposited in you, that unfateful day they were fuckin.g to produce you will flee to the abyss..

Dominique, I'm still waiting for you to ban this con artist from scamming anyone here, as he's a flat headed kleptomanic and a perennial ga.y transgender that frolicks the streets of Lagos seducing little kids....
Albino pedophile

You slap me dirty?

Not you, nor your whoring mom, or your league of dads or even the deity goat that TOPPED your seed can try to lay as much as a finger on me in real life.

Was one of your dad a paedophile, or an albino? Cos you seem to be using those words too much. Did you just meet them? Please tell them they are so unfortunate to have even tried to mate with a LovePeddler to produce you. They deserve death.

Jesus Christ. So, it's now opening more monikers business. I am gradually causing you brain damage.

I'll be the first to quote you on Monday. I don't know why you are delaying to do that today, like right now since you claim to already have all necessary info to nab me. Or are you just here to garner foolish followers? If yes, we do have some outcasts here ready to plunge into the next available train of ludicrous thoughts and people. Be ready to leave with a full-house.


Guy, I just told your life story up there, can you please, respond?

jpmoriarti:
Lmaoooo
I have never seen a more lame human being.

Dude sounds very hungry and wrecked.

You too should have known better than to enter into any kind of business with such a lowlife.

Me? Do business with him? I am only calling him out cos of his numerous scamminng acts. He's tryna get back by trying blackmail, which is further exposing his misery. Kiliahi don call am big baby, so make I just chill day watch.

Dude can't offer me anything Nah. Which of my marketing tools can he even try to afford? Not my coding pieces or even writing biz would he try to have.

Dude is the kind of person that will root up random pictures of cars and claim it as his... Do you think such lowlife can amount to anything profitable?

OfficialDJ:
Dominique, firstbornwds has numerous nairaland monikers
Indaboski
Indaboskilion
And many too numerous to mention

Kindly ban this idiot, as he's breaking rule 19 nairaland

Hahaha. Says someone who has from Vjsmiles, to forevermore, to Fidelmalek, StarDiamonds, StevenGerard and all.


Guy, please continue making mockery of yasef... I am here waiting for you.

OfficialDJ:
oh, I'm now vjsmiless??

Your life must be so hard..

Just you wait on Monday for it, your family must be bundled to the cell where they'll be kept like rats until they die or produce you?

Dammn you've actually called your caucus of daft people. Well, both y'all fell from the anus, so the partnership is understood.

OfficialDJ:
stop copying my disses fool

You logged on your Indaboski and Indabosklion monikers to like your useless skewed posts....


Your father must have been on a diet of kunu and watery shit, the day he commited the abomination of fucking your mother raw in a cassava farm...
Poor cassavas must have withered from the stench that emanated from your mother's pit toilet she calls a pussy....


Come Monday, your entire family will be bundled to the station, where they'll rot until their useless son turns up where he'll be thoroughly beaten and battered till he pays back the money he scammed miriam.

Dominique, take care of this useless cretin before he scams someone here, because these football folks will be vulnerable to this kleptomanic and his scamming tactics.....


I'd like to meet you one on one where I'd batter your already ugly face... With a flat nose that can be used for an umbrella....
Your ugly father should have shot himself in the head rather than transferring such ugly genes to a thief... An ugly broke thief...
It's a crime to be ugly, a thief and broke at the same time

As for your mom, I'd like to put a hot welding iron inside her dirty latrine pit she calls a vagina, to prevent her from birthing a nuisance like firstbornwds....

Your family will be caught most definitely come Monday


Dilapidated hermaphrodite

Lol. I am putting it straight at you to provide the person you claimed I scammed. At least, I have mentioned the names of those you duped.

Copy your diss? Lol, dog, I am way more creative than that. Gosh, you're so stupid that you can't get from A to B without going through the rest of the alphabet. How on earth do you still live among humans?

Your family(ies) weren't this dysfunctional until you arrived. How can one person carry such depressing luck around? Your mom might have gotten to the peak of the porn industry if only she wasn't unlucky to be dicking around with different living things just to satisfy her urge. Your level of being unfortunate is so great that if you past the bathroom, the toilet flushes itself. Daftness is an understatement.

You are the kind of human that you would use as a blueprint to build an idio.t


Come Monday, I'll still come here to call your bluff.

OfficialDJ:
Click on those monikers... Anything looks familiar?

All owned by the albino thief firstbornwds to like his foolish posts

You've been bursted boy...
What a sad sad life this rectangular amoeba has

Hahaha. Little wonder you think I will be so petty to like my post.


What's that literature mod name again sef?... Ehen, hen, Divepen, does the name VJSMILESS ring a bell with Fidelix Ukwanyi, the notorious scammer?

Lol, I am so loving this.


Modified:

Divepen, Dominique, kindly do us justice by helping trace back Stevengerard, Fidelmalek, VJSMILESS, Fidelmalek and Forevermore back to the name Fidelix Ukwanyi... A simple search on NL will show you the name of a notorious, petty scammer renowned for duping writers.


Why hasn't the name VJSMILESS popped here before until this slowpoke came here? Obviously, it's to throw tantrums and like his posts....

Away from me now, you'll obviously see behind the veil, the face of a scammer.


I am just getting started.

OfficialDJ:
Click on those monikers... Anything looks familiar?

All owned by the albino thief firstbornwds to like his foolish posts

You've been bursted boy...
What a sad sad life this rectangular amoeba has

Lol, you actually think I will be so petty to like these posts? Lol. JP... Our idiot thinks I am actually you.

OfficialDJ:
yen yen yen...
This kleptomanic is trying so hard to sound coherent.....


I'd love to knock your teeth off, but why should I improve your looks?



You are a Scammer, and will be caught soon...

I only pity your mom who traded her dirty stinking womanliness to give birth to you for roasted corn and pear

Your father, the pedophile who raped your mom in a cassava farm in 2001 should be arrested and incarcerated for being the sperm donor that gave birth to this kleptomanic nuisance....


We are going to your family's house on Monday, and your entire family will be bundled like little rats to the station, where they'll rot until you are fished out....

Trust me, you'd be fished out, and traded for a book haram member....

This obtuse looking hermaphrodite looking for cheap validation online will be sent to the deepest part of the cell, and like hushpuppi, I'd pay the dpo to make sure you're severely dealt with

I heard your mom was caught with a goat meant for the gods, and was afflicted with pussy odour...
It even stinks from here....

Eew..

I'm driving....
Wait for me, you k-legged hermaphrodite

That line of wanting to knock my teeth off and improve my looks from you is as old as you... Can you try being more creative? Gosh, if you were any stupider than you already are, you practically would be watered day and night.


Aren't you a jobless lout and quidnunc? Why wouldn't you hear all manner of things? I am surprised that despite your level of squealing, you still haven't met someone kind enough to have told you about you came to be. Maybe they are scared it would lead you to further depression but then, I'll do you the honors.

Oh, your mother wasn't caught tryna steal a deity goat, she was actually caught bleeping it, which is why your Cameroonian community chased her straight to Calabar where she birthed the most unfortunate of beings. Damn, how did I even miss that you could actually have the genes of a he-goat? Thanks for the reminder, sham. May your mockery continue.

And please, I'll be very much available on Monday... Let's see how much of a man you are, or if you would be justifying another satire gene that formed you up.


Please throw another line.

OfficialDJ:
shut up you scammer....
Stop trying so hard to link me up with whoever it is up there...
I've asked your ga.y ass to provide proof that I am who you say I am, but you cannot, you albino monkey....


I haven't started with you yet, you lily liveried cretinous bastard....
Just wait for it....
How can this idiot say I am someone when I'm clearly not?

You'd cry harder im.becile...
Dominique, you'd better ban this rectangular amo.eba until he provides proof of the nonsense he's spewing...

I've transacted over 40k usd in Bitcoins and PayPal this month alone, and some are even owing me... That is an amount you can never smell in your life time...
Broke, Barcelona fan who frolicks nairaland without an ambition.....

I am just getting started... I have your time you prematurely birthed product of a klegged goat

Aww... So you actually have traded up to 40k worth of digital currencies? Interesting.. But no one has actually come to commend you for a successful transaction, or are your vendors invisible? Quote them up and let's see how much of a FALSE TRUTH you are tryna portray.

Lol, so now you accept that you are only throwing tantrums at me when you started your towncrier business. Well, it's paying off gradually, isn't it?

Ouch.. You kinda have some wack punchlines to throw. I would allow you another punch before engaging you.

But I say this to you;

If there's ever a price on your head dummy, please take it.

OfficialDJ:
hit by me?
Leemao...
I've hired 7 writers this month alone....

Go get a job you skinny re.tard..

You really think you can Diss me?
Piss poor attempt

Lol, I didn't expect you to give in easy.

Yeah, I know some bunch of unfortunate, hungry writers would still try to contact you.. We know what the end result would turn out to be... At least, you tried with your alternate Hustle.o account. We know how it turned out to be.

Diss you? No, that'll be so inhumane of me.. You've got a lot to deal with already.

OfficialDJ:
shut up you albino scammer....


You defrauded miriam, and your name has been forever etched as a Scammer when searched....
You'd be arrested soon, you foetus that was given birth to through an anus....

Your mum must be ashamed of you, retarded jejune who scams for a living....

I'm just getting started

Hahaha. Fidelix Ukwanyi, your mom and DADS would be so proud of you. You, a product of a cheap whoring with more than a hundred men donating a seed to form a sacred dumb foetus, turns out to have the big brains of scamming peeps here. The man/men that donated such seed(s) must be so proud of what a prodigy you've become. The rest men would be so jealous that you've not lived up to theirs yet ( which I know you'll be working up to become) but I assure you that by then, you'll be so frustrated that you'll crawl begging for life. How hard is it to be trying to satisfy the scummies heritage embedded in you through each donor that poured into your whoring mom to form you? Life must be really hard for you, gull. Why not try ending it all. You'll be doing the universe a whole lot of good.

I'll mention you some other time to come entertain us... Thanks for responding to your mockery. May we see more of this.

jpmoriarti:
Guy, you keep sounding like a broken record!!!

Hope you're ok sha

How will you expect a lubber to be okay? Man got literally hit by me as I stopped peeps from getting scammed by him and is now out of a job. Of course, he'll do anything to get back and he has to sacrifice commonsense to do that.

Officialdj is an impoverished clod and there's no place for worthy connotations in his head.

andrew444:
Anything you are Saying doesn’t matters

What matters is that copa America choke you ,and the SCAR wey e give you go last you oooo

Lol, that one na zombie jhor. Person call himself virus and you except say make e get sense to reason as a normal human. The wan.ker prince has lost touch with reality.

OfficialDJ:
keep on looking for evidence until he scams someone here....
Firstbornwds is still on the run and will be apprehended soon...
I will personally post his pictures on handcuffs here for virus99 to feast on....
Firstbornwds is a perennial scammer and will pay every penny he stole from miriam

Is the so-called Mariam now an idiot to have sent you, a product of gan.gban.g to fight for her? Why have you taken it upon yourself to fight for her when the fictious woman your interceding for doesn't even care about it? Is that what joblessness and LACK OF SCAMMING RIGHTS have led you to become?


Dominique ma.... Your boy Fidelmalek has arrived to Mark register, can you please lead him back to his chains before he further strays?

Cc: Heavenlybang, Mdnice1 and others... Your meat is here.