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You are a fvcking impersonator and impostor...a guy parading and fooling himself in a females moniker

yomi007k:
Na lie I beg ....who he donate am to? Becos imbin Africa n im still poor.



If wat he did was true, howcome we never heard of him?

You just occupy 3 slot only you for this thread...abi you think say he go reach fp

Wetin concern you??, remove your eye from another person's property.

phlamesG:
I'm a young man in his early twenties. I've been going out with this particular girl for close to a year now.
I can tell that she loves me, and don't get me wrong I love her too, I mean she's very beautiful and well endowed in the right places, she's also a good cook and good in bed. But my worry is that she's too obtuse and uninteresting. Whenever we're having a conversation or discussion she doesn't make meaningful contributions to the topic, sometimes her contributions are not well thought out and when she says them it makes her sound dumb. My friends have even given her a nickname 'mumu'. Whenever they want to ask of her, they be like "Charlie® that your mumu girlfriend dey"?
I am kinda afraid to introduce her to my parents so she won't embarrass me. My parents are very particular about the kind of girl I bring home, and trust my dad he's going to bombard her with a barrage of questions. She's also not interested in global happenings around the world or within the country or even recent developments. What really sparked my ire was the just concluded USA elections. I remember calling her and teasing her as to who will win the elections, trump/Clinton, but I was dismayed by her response " who is trump?" I was totally dumbfounded, how can someone who isn't an illiterate not have an inkling about 'trump'. I'm not saying i know all about the elections, I wasn't even interested in the USA elections because I already knew it was all mere propaganda, but nevertheless I kept up to speed.
Her further response killed my vibe "what concern me with trump? Is he going to give me a role as a telemundo actress?"(she's obsessed with telemundo btw,which brings me to my next point)
She so much loves telemundo and zee world, the only concise narration she can give is the breakdown of an episode of zee world. It's breaks my heart because I love her and want to marry her in the nearest future, and I don't want our kids to turn out to be morons.
Conversations with her are so boring, she basically adds nothing to the topic of discussion. Our time together is mostly spent on long silences

I need only positive responses please...

You can make her what you want her to be...forget about your friends...brush her up to your taste...it's even the kind of girls we are looking for sef....not all these girls wey don tear eyes finish...before you say jack they 've already told you robinson

Goan and sleep it's past your bed time.

Ok

Nice

They should just consolidate on the super eagles victory by winning too

sinaj:
lol

No wahala

See this one…i said tell me when to come to choba??,,,uniport are true with exams atleast, everything will be easier??

sinaj:
lol

Bring money ma use go cook na

Correct native soup

I'd prefer you cook afang...money ain't an issue....just tell me when to come to choba....currently i'm @igwuruta??

mlanreh:
The likes of Etebo,Leon Balogun and Moses where the real brain behind d match.

Yeah, but troost ekong did a cleanical job more than leon balogun...@least we get better defence now compared to before...more like lauren kosielny and mustafi

fajani:
Mad people everywhere

Some mad people, location is only the diff between them and the ones roaming the streets.

When did he return back to london....all these fp hustlers.

mlanreh:
Na so we see am oo

The mumu algeria coach said in the press conference that he will use two defensive midfielders to stop iheanacho and iwobi which he successfully did, forgetting the likes of moses and musa

sinaj:
bros u can lie o!


Where did u carry out ur research

Oya cook invite me maa con chop na make we prove wetin i dey talk…shebi na choba you dey stay??

mlanreh:
The technical crew of the Algerian national team did a wonderful work he was able to hold on to Ihenancho and Alex iwobi .
All three goals from the Nigeria team where scored on the keepers right hand side. I guess this z an assignment done by the Nigeria technical crew
Moral of this lesson Learn to keep shot if you willing to defeat your opponent

My brother, you dey read match wella.

CaraJewel:
Na so

So na

CaraJewel:
is it dat easy?..if it is to you..buy for me

I would 've done that long time ago but your high shoulders won't let me....you know what i mean.

chocolateme:
sweet dreams..

You too

Tufia

chocolateme:
well thats for you shaa.. i don't go about asking someone that has never said "how are you" after himself. Ok you have finally seen the essence of his hello and hi talk more of when i start conversations with him.
Block as many of them as you can dear.. thats the way to go.

I'm done with you tonight.

CaraJewel:
dont use dat on me...change is constant..wat baffles me is you know the cause yet e dey sweet you to jxt talk about it..it will stop when i get a better phone..capisce..hope d people you chat with use longhand and your in bliss..

Hehehehehe, chioma don vex...but i thought you had changed phone na

asuo27:
Come get it.

Oya nah...let's go that way

Just when you were about to make sense

asuo27:
Too bad!.
Pray for me...in Darey's voice.
Gudnyt!.

I no sabi pray....Btw, you left me starving...where's the poridge yam

chocolateme:
its not fair to judge it like that.. so i should strike a convo simply because he said "hi"? Do you know whether he remembers to say that hi" only when i change my dp..

Smh, that's the more reason you should ask him "how are you"??, then from there you get to know him....we must not be doing everything first...nigerian girls…this is why i 've blocked some of you on my whatsapp page

Joy1706:
Isn't your mum our role model?

A very perfect woman i must say ...tho she has gone to be with the lord...whatever good thing i know she taught me....she didn't model sluts

CaraJewel:
recall wen i xaid wen necessary and wen i feel i should say my own opinion or if i jxt feel like

You and these your shorthand typos...you'd never change.