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Sorry but i hardly go into depression cos i'm already used to how life works and i knw how to manage and adjust to circumstances and make myself happy....






Now listen to this, happiness is earned..
it's you who chosed to be sad.

Smellymouth:
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Bros, you read that thing finish

abah009:
There was this girl in my neighbourhood, very pretty, she has wide hips, big arse , and boobs.A girl that can make any guys Joystick to misbehave.I spoke to her about my interest,She agreed.The following day, she asked me to buy her a jean and tshirt worth 15k, which i oblidge.Last week she asked me to take to TANTALIZER. I went there together with her, expecting her to sit down so that we will be chatting as entertainment was on, but she told me she needs take away.I paid about, 8000k for what she ordered for.The most annoying thing that hurt me was that, thirty minutes later when i called her line, she picked and address me as MUGU how nah. The next thing i heard was the voice of a guy saying baby iam not done yet give me the doggy style.The next, sound i heard was the lady moaning in the phone.Well, I leave her with God to judge. There was this girl in my neighbourhood, very pretty, she has wide hips, big arse , and boobs.A girl that can make any guys Joystick to misbehave.I spoke to her about my interest,She agreed.The following day, she asked me to buy her a jean and tshirt worth 15k, which i oblidge.Last week she asked me to take to TANTALIZER. I went their together with her, expecting her to sit down so that we will be chatting as entertainment is on, but she told me she needs take away.I paid about, 8000k for what she ordered for.The most annoying thing that hurt me was that, thirty minutes later when i called her line, she picked and address me as MUGU how nah. The next thing i heard was the voice of a guy saying baby iam not done yet give me the doggy style.The next, sound i heard was the lady moaning in the phone.Well, I leave her with God to judge. If only i used the money, to carry two oloshos with wide hip and nyash, na maximum enjoyment nah.well, next time sha.

Hope this is not the kinda life you live offline??... let me believe you are joking.

I found love

I can't seem to understand your heading, but my advice to those who are in distant relationship, always keep your options open unless except you both trust yourselves convincingly and are willing to marry the next year or soon..

I can't seem to understand your heading, but my advice to those who are in distant relationship, always keep your options open unless except you both trust yourselves convincingly and are willing to marry the next year or soon.

I miss nothing...

It is everywhere...i saw one the other day doing make up in the car, upon the make up she already had on her face...women

Give her the middle finger and move on…after all who lose??

queencalipso:
I wonder o!! Helep me ask am. Abi op you no knw wet in pms be?

Ya girls be fvcking hypocrites living in deciet…the ones they sent you before how many have you replied??...i bet the op has sent her pm before she didn't reply that's why he had to create this thread trust me.

You and this your mum

isobel:
There’s this argument that all men cheat and that it is needless to leave a man because he cheated except you want to end up with another cheater since all men cheat.

I once vowed that my boyfriend would never cheat on me. He almost never left my side and never failed to introduce me to everyone as his wife to be. Gentle, soft spoken and almost too doting, I had no reason to worry about unfaithfulness and I was strongly opinionated about my friends’ boyfriends who cheated on them. I saw no reason why any one should stay with a man after he is caught cheating.

Then one day, I picked up my boyfriends tablet to watch a movie and what I saw shocked me beyond words. An explicit facebook message of a sexual encounter with a girl and how he couldn’t wait to see her again. I confronted him and he denied it with silly and unbelievable excuses that I don’t even remember.

Even though I didn’t believe it, I found myself unable to break up with him. We had been together for several years and he was my world. I felt a pang of guilt when I remembered how I vehemently encouraged my friends to leave their boyfriends when they cheated and here I was unable to conceive the thought of breaking up with mine. I told myself the same thing I hated to hear.What if the next guy I meet also cheats?

In the real sense, should one condone a cheating boyfriend or husband? How do you deal with the situation knowing the trust has been broken? Do you just pack up and leave or forgive him knowing he is likely to do it again? How many times does he have to cheat before you call it quits or do you just resign to fate and let yourself believe it is a norm that all men cheat?

Culled from http://www.exhalehood.com/agree-men-cheat/

98%

Hbd to you sire

Will never forget my first experience with bright…thankGOD say she been sabi the thingy...very funny, you need to see how i was fumbling with my eyes tightly closed...after which i couldn't find one single saliva/spit in my mouth again...some girls sabi kiss o .

spicy244:
Birthday wishes to me, Seun and all July 17 born... We r unique and different... May Almighty God perfect everything that concerns us




But Seun I'm requesting for birthday gift from you

Hbd to you and wishing you LL$P and many happy returns..

prettythicksme:
I love male doctors,they r caring.

Female docs are passionate people.

optional1:
Hello

long time.......

I'm good...wbu??

LizGray:
No because its not true.

Some male doctors can abuse their female patients, it happens everyday.

I think the problem here is you

succyblinks:
Hi guys I don't know if this is the right section to post this but I just need to share this painful experience
OK am a student and after many savings and hard work my mum was finally able to send me my school fees even tho she was battling with her health and with just one week to closing date I quickly rushed to my bank to withdraw it.
my school has designated banks for school fees payment which my bank was not one of and after withdrawing I was really happy because my exams are just 2weeks away and without school fees you won't be allowed to write it so I hurriedly left my bank and entered a keke. the keke already had two passengers a guy and a girl, I entered not suspecting anything but halfway into the journey the girl sitting next to me tapped me and asked me to give her my bag and I was like I don't understand come again, she chuckled and raised her top flashing a black pistol, I immediately wee in my pants and I gave her the bag. she checked the bag saw my school fees of about 50 thousand naira and she smiled. she gave me 200 naira and my phone and they drove me down to a very secluded area and left. I used the 200naira for transport down to my house and went to report to the police station after writing a statement I was asked to pay 2 thousand naira and when I asked for what I was almost locked up.
right now I haven't called my mum because I don't want to kill her as she will definitely have an heart attack, I have called literally all my friends and no one seem to have. I have just from now till Friday to get fifty thousand but from where. I think I'll just commit suicide I swear, life isn't worth it no more its like everything and everyone is against me. I lost my dad a day after I got admission and mum has been sick after then. life is painful

My friend, go to your school rector or vc or any confidant you have in school and lay your complain with genuine evidence, i think they will consider you...after all you 've been paying school fees other years...but ensure you convince them that you were robbed.

halfricanadian:
Thats if he truly loves nd cares for me like he says If only if

And you knw i do??

newsphase:
Male Doctors are not like your average man who is controlled by sexual urges and is unable to balance work and pleasure...

One thing about Doctors is that they respect life and human feelings... they know what a situation calls for and react according to that situation and not to emotions of seeing your wife's kitten....

I would let a male doctor operate on her during delivery.... He did not go to University for 8 years and suffer many sleepless nights to read big textbooks just for him to come and see a woman's unclothedness... when he could download pron and sleep with as many whores he chooses

What about the rape cases and sex assaults we been hearing from hospitals of doctors raping their patients??...or those ones no read their own reach 8years??...or berra still, them no read big big textbook ba??

ronald4lif:
The female doctor could be a lesbo? Are you okay with that?

Berra than a male doc fingering my wife

Topccy007:
I believe women enjoy it when they are being fingered and touched around the region by male docs or nurses.

The pleasure they derive from the touches reduces labour pain.
That's why some ladies above me don't see it as an issue.

Hmmm...doctor fingering my wife?...tufiakwa

LizGray:
No, I havent.

Then never conclude next time.

halfricanadian:
after d delivery me nd ur baby dont kno u too

Was kidding...will be by your side altru the process na.

halfricanadian:
wen im in labour? Wahalai i will use teeth to finish ur skin

U will b negotiating with doctors wen d baby dey grab my kidney liver dey vex come out?

Where you go see me by then

LizGray:
He's just doing his job Stop thinking dirty.

Job ko jab ni, you ve not read stories about some doctors ba??