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Romance › Re: Is It Wrong For A Lady To Serve You Cucumber ?? by firstking01(m): 1:19pm On Mar 28, 2016
Cucumber and malt...i'm still confused herehuh
Romance › Re: Please Help ! My Newly Wed Husband Doesn’t Like S*x by firstking01(m): 1:14pm On Mar 28, 2016
Is this a problem?, i'm sure you 've not discussed it with your husband and you are aleady involving a third party...ma, this is wrong o, talk to him abt it and if he does not adjust, no that something is wrong...either he's getting it somewhere or maybe you are not just sexy again as you used to be.
Romance › Re: Are You Still A Virgin? by firstking01(m): 1:06pm On Mar 28, 2016
halfricanadian:
undecided if any guy ask me dat ever again

We tru!!!!
have we seen todayundecided??
Romance › Re: Are You Still A Virgin? by firstking01(m): 1:03pm On Mar 28, 2016
@op no guy will just walk up to a lady and ask her, hey, are you a virgin?, something musta warranted that question.
Romance › Re: What To Do by firstking01(m): 12:57pm On Mar 28, 2016
Meeloreh:
are you serious
nope, i'm notundecided...you dnt know that there's a heavey spiritual implication for every guy you opened your legs for...esp if the person have spiritual problem...for everytime you squirt into a man and the man releases inside of you, there's a transfer of spirit and destiny which makes you both to be vulnerable to the attack of each other, .i,e, the guy you slept with can harm you spiritually, he can destroy you,,,where ever he takes your name to, you 'll surely appear there except God have mercy and interven you remain his subject spirituallyundecided...same applies to the guys too...not writing this cos i'm a saint, but just to make us adjust our ways...need i remind you of how most girls will go as far as swearing to their boyfriends n*ked, it must work/have effect on the guy.
Romance › Re: Girls Ever Been Embarrassed Visiting A Guy? Share Your Experiences by firstking01(m): 12:46pm On Mar 28, 2016
Stupedinluv:
mcheeew
been watching you, not "stalkin"...you tryna so hard to play feminismgrin,,,even the way you introduced yourself on the first day you reg on nairaland defined who you are...and i dnt wanna believe God wasted beauty on you with no brains which is a deficiency on your own sideundecided...my advice for you sweery, be free and open mindedgrin
Romance › Re: Girls, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Guy :share Your Experience by firstking01(m): 12:40pm On Mar 28, 2016
undecided
Romance › Re: What To Do by firstking01(m): 12:34pm On Mar 28, 2016
Desist from pre-maritaL sexundecided, most times it makes your speed in life ret_ardedundecided
Romance › Re: Girls Ever Been Embarrassed Visiting A Guy? Share Your Experiences by firstking01(m): 12:28pm On Mar 28, 2016
Stupedinluv:
Who cares if you did undecided
you sure did, if not you woulda bypassed my comentundecided...see your thread with boring and cooked up stories erri'where, none of your girls can be real...all your lives are fake, fake, fakeundecided...this is supposed to be a female version of the thread, have you ever been embarrased visiting a girl...sequel to tosyn's threadundecided...i'm not surprised tho.
Romance › Re: Girls Ever Been Embarrassed Visiting A Guy? Share Your Experiences by firstking01(m): 12:15pm On Mar 28, 2016
Stupedinluv:
Do you know her story more than her?
i never asked youundecided
Romance › Re: Girls Ever Been Embarrassed Visiting A Guy? Share Your Experiences by firstking01(m): 12:13pm On Mar 28, 2016
BumBae:
* clear throat*

Ok i was 16 here
There was this guy school friends , actually group of friend but we were closer
His dad is nigerian very very strict !!! u know those huge guys dat just make u cry when they look yh those type of dads

Anywayz

He dad doesnt let his friends come over to visit , said its distraction etc they just strict undecided
Anyway so onway back from school we went to his to chill his younger sis was around but just watching tv
No sign of dad
Anyway just gisting gossipping etc

Next thing we heard the main door slam so we muted the tv , he called his sis and asked who was that
Next we heard his dad voice " Tokunbo so your back"

Our heart stop fear ketch me ..was like omg ur dad is home .. So we heard him climbing the stairs didnt know wt to do so my friend panicked and told me to hide in his wardrobe so i did ..

His dad came into the room my dear i cant even tell u what he said
as soon as i heard his voice me science take over
*I wet myself yes guys ... I did * pee pee right there on all my cloths ... cry
After his dad left he told me to come out mehn i no an move damnnnn was really embarrassing but cuz we were good friend he n ver told any of out other friends till now we tease each other n laugh about it ..

But yes very very very embarrassing
Excuse typos angry
sorry to ask, are you a nigerian??
Romance › Re: Girls Ever Been Embarrassed Visiting A Guy? Share Your Experiences by firstking01(m): 12:03pm On Mar 28, 2016
osedvgirl:
I followed my cousin to her bf's birthday party, my bf was not aware cos he will never allow me attend,so I sneaked to the party, enough groove but at a time one guy was all over me & me likey not dou I gave him a sexy dance, 4am, party over, my cousin left me without thinking where to lay my head small before brightness of the day, i just squeezed myself on a couch but this same guy came & was like, haba you cant squeeze yourself like this, follow me & I promise, wont disturb you he said, I followed but I saw hell with him in his room, raping in the highest order but he failed cos I struggled with all my strength to avoid bn raped, but what really saved me was when suddenly his dad shouted from his room "Peter, leave that girl alone, she said no, and respect her for her no" i was like "oh, thank goodness. I still sat on a chair till daybreak before i left home not even informing my cousin that i was going home cos i was angry.


On my way home was the gboom! not knowing that ill-luck woke my bf up that early to get something & saw me flying okada to my house, i never knew he did.

In the evening, he came to my house happy and kind of tipsy, i was wondering why his (revenge)smile, maybe goodnews i said foolishly to myself, I never knew he saw me earlier, na so the guy said "baby lets go home,I have goodnews for you & I bought a gift for you, foolishly i followed him with happiness oo.

"The embarrassment" on getting to his place, he started playing with me, hot romance o, pulled all my clothes & I lay on bed sheepishly like a hungry puss.y, moaning & saying, honey! come and faint on my clit, na so this guy bring out lonnnnnng shinning cane & flogged the hell out my naked body right on bed there, i cried and begged that I wasnt coming from a guy's house that I went to a birthday party, but he wouldnt believe me, even the neighbour came knocking that he should stop beating me, at the end of the day, my body was ripped off from cane flogging, i went home shamelessly, dou he came begging that he was jealous, mheenn I ran for my dare life.

I really regret going to that birthday party. The party happened in the village then grin



*over look my typo pls*
this is a lie, which sane guy beats his gf like thatundecided...even if the story was to be true, and you still continued dating the beastundecided??
Romance › Re: Ladies I Just Resurrected From Loneliness Today! by firstking01(m): 11:21am On Mar 28, 2016
missvera:
lolz....Nah bro. grin
you can never tell, caman give it a trygrin
Romance › Re: Girls Ever Been Embarrassed Visiting A Guy? Share Your Experiences by firstking01(m): 10:29am On Mar 28, 2016
cruzita:
I don't visit guys because they are not trustworthy
Change the clique of guys you flock with, dnt just come here and generalizeundecided
Romance › Re: Top Girls That I Must Kiss Before I Die by firstking01(m): 10:25am On Mar 28, 2016
And what's so special about emundecided,,,op you no get taste et-allundecided
Romance › Re: How Did You Feel The Day You Lost Your Virginity? Achievement Or Loss? by firstking01(m): 10:19am On Mar 28, 2016
Family › Re: Any Married Lady Who Never Had This Is As Good As unmarried. by firstking01(m): 7:19am On Mar 28, 2016
To a very large extend it's true but there are peeps who illegally married and are living happy ever after.
Romance › Re: How Did You Feel The Day You Lost Your Virginity? Achievement Or Loss? by firstking01(m): 7:17am On Mar 28, 2016
Stupedinluv:
huh
Shey you no sleep till this morningundecided??
Romance › Re: How Did You Feel The Day You Lost Your Virginity? Achievement Or Loss? by firstking01(m): 7:13am On Mar 28, 2016
Stupedinluv:
undecided
your pix thoundecided
Romance › Re: Mistakes Women Make When Their Guys Cheat On Them by firstking01(m): 7:05am On Mar 28, 2016
Op i swear you are guilty of one of these beforeundecided
Romance › Re: How Did You Feel The Day You Lost Your Virginity? Achievement Or Loss? by firstking01(m): 6:59am On Mar 28, 2016
Stupedinluv:
undecided
that's if your hymen are still together if you know what i meanundecided
Nairaland General › Re: Was Lalasticlala Sacked Or Did He Resign? by firstking01(m): 6:56am On Mar 28, 2016
Marlvin:
lol, obviously you didn't recognize the sarcasm . boy !
all that bread for being a Mod. #pheeew
it could be true tho, meanwhile some peeps say it's peanut
Romance › Re: Are Nairaland Ladies The Most Sexy? by firstking01(m): 6:53am On Mar 28, 2016
myfantasies:
Don't let my appearance to deceive u
it has already
Romance › Re: Share Ur Opinion. by firstking01(m): 10:30pm On Mar 27, 2016
ebusbaba10:
True talk wink
Nairaland General › Re: Was Lalasticlala Sacked Or Did He Resign? by firstking01(m): 10:29pm On Mar 27, 2016
Marlvin:
Rumours have it that mods ain't being paid for the services, it's some kinda charity work for the site owner.
omono fulufulu, rumour also has it that they pay them 60Kundecided
Romance › Re: Share Ur Opinion. by firstking01(m): 10:25pm On Mar 27, 2016
I dnt pay lips service, i practice love
Nairaland General › Re: Was Lalasticlala Sacked Or Did He Resign? by firstking01(m):
Or perhaps, dem owe am salary, naim he vex resignsad
Nairaland General › Re: Was Lalasticlala Sacked Or Did He Resign? by firstking01(m): 10:18pm On Mar 27, 2016
He's gon on exilegrin
Romance › Re: Guys...who Will You Choose?? by firstking01(m): 10:16pm On Mar 27, 2016
halfricanadian:
Lagos,ibadan, ijebu and egun sad
i know it's lagos, with the way you tear eyes reachgrin
Romance › Re: How Did You Feel The Day You Lost Your Virginity? Achievement Or Loss? by firstking01(m): 10:14pm On Mar 27, 2016
Stupedinluv:
Your own calling nko huh
na to disvirgin you asapundecided
Romance › Re: Guys...who Will You Choose?? by firstking01(m): 10:12pm On Mar 27, 2016
halfricanadian:
grin im highly rude wen angry i respect no one
So u must av known really good yoruba girls
Happy u did!
which part of yoruba?
Romance › Re: Are Nairaland Ladies The Most Sexy? by firstking01(m): 10:07pm On Mar 27, 2016
myfantasies:
U don't believe me shocked

Just come nd see 4 urself
with the way you look @ur dp, i dnt believe you for a secgrin

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