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halfricanadian:
Boss me!

kinda missed you

Eddygourdo:
dianyi na post I go post, will rarely respond to people. But I will never open a thread again

nah, you gotta be a free spirited being just as i am without one plea , you sef, you serious pass suarez for pitch, you in dey throw ball, cross coner, take free kick, infact even when barca dey win 5 0, you go see suarez run go pick ball for throwing, he been dey do am when he dey liverpool, same with sanchez and you

Eddygourdo:
Definitely the fat one

You are still around enyi, you are experiencing the fun i was talking about ba?

halfricanadian:
Jail has comfort

My female alter ego

LORDSAMURAI:
choose the fat one if she is worth billions of dollar, love her to d fullest so dat i will be d heir to her billion dollar empire. then be cheating on her on my bussiness trips with nicki minaj, khloe kardasian, adele, rihana, beyonce, with a list world wide celebs including those beautiful korea actresses and telemundo actresses.

lmao, your taste no dey market

Since na obodo oyinbo we dey, surgery can do the magic

Gender equality is not meant for nigerian women, that i know for sure....but op, if you really wanna make fp, make your write ups brief and simple...the mods sef no like epistles.

kenonze:
Hmmmm, meaning whatever benefit casual X X X offers , Rape offers double?

yes

missvera:
You go see in Jesus name

Wbu, i think you will make do

Oma307:
Abeg, i want to laugh cause ur words always come with comedy

you dnt wanna hear/read it, trust me

myfantasies:
I don't know d reason y u guys like opening threads where d Nairaland guys will use it as an opportunity to bash the ladies

Hello, happy easter, hope yua enjoying your holiday??

Eddygourdo:
I post on this forum, cos it's a reminder in future of my mental capacity and idealogy. It's like a picture am piling up and saving. To have read posts where I responded in kind to abuse is so shameful. I intend to desist from such behaviour. Thus why I had to inquire the age bracket here. Through its pretty low and I should not be involved here by my findings today. I could read and laugh like I always did. But to join issues and denigrate myself to a level of shame. Is not the character to be observed in me. If I became president in this type of government where there is witch hunting. I will be impeached if truly one e warrior could link me to my hateful or quarrelsome character. You see its Wat is left after our displays that is the result via which our entire display is judged and scored. Anyway u more accommodating than I. Like an earlier thread I posted. I am very hot tempered. Guess I zoom off since this place is a mess for my type.

Owk, goodluck...i knew it sha, hot tempered people cnt survive or stand the heat of romance section

Oma307:
Lastest incident

shame no go gree me , it was too shameful and funny

Op with this present state of our economy, no guy, i repeat no guy will fall this mugu for ant being with V.G inbetween her laps, even dangote son

Eddygourdo:
you see I am a mentor to people. I mentor people academically, psychologically but not spiritually because am not very spiritual. One thing I have learnt is expression. People must be able to express themselves. Someone could have am opinion and you see the attacks on such a fellow. This fellow could be a shy person who sought to mingle on a faceless forum. The attacks and bullying he receives could push such a fellow to depression. I know I have blown my top once or twice here, but it's a shameful thing to do and make a habit. Even those who throw jibes could be doing it to let off their own frustrations. But there are people who have become cyber bullies. Plus their perceptions about life results in people posting fallacies which future generations could read and be mislead. You see I agree it's fun, I read most times and when I feel like I share a story in the first or second person reflecting fiction or true life experience meant to teach, relax or humour. People should stand up for cyber bullying. You could make a post and from no where someone throws a jab. For no damn reason. It's not a good way to converse.

well said, but left for me alone i know how to manage people and their way of life, imediately i stay with you for few minutes i can decipher the kinda person you are and suit into your life perfectly well that even when you start manifesting your negative side it won't affect me...and plus, you must keep an accomodating heart to welcome and swallow tantrums cos they must come, esp in this romance section...this is my strategy and it has been working for me both online and offline

EnigmaticEnigma:
*Girl takes a cute pic and starts to wonder*

how do i get everyone to see this pic? it's so cute and I just can't waste it

*then she thinks to herself"

what if i create a Post? a post about what though

well maybe a post asking them to rate my pic

no no no, that would come off as being conceeded. hmmm, what to do

my hair does look soo good though...

yes! i've got it. I will create a topic saying to Post your pick rocking your natural hair.

gosh, i'm smart

lol, nairalanders, una ney dey ever wan gree....

EnigmaticEnigma:
*Girl takes a cute pic and starts to wonder*

how do i get everyone to see this pic? it's so cute and I just can't waste it

*then she thinks to herself"

what if i create a Post? a post about what though

well maybe a post asking them to rate my pic

no no no, that would come off as being conceeded. hmmm, what to do

my hair does look soo good though...

yes! i've got it. I will create a topic saying to Post your pick rocking your natural hair.

gosh, i'm smart

lol, nairalanders, una ney dey ever wan gree

Yuneehk:
the hair looks "virgin". Natural and cute

post your own gan

Daughterzion:
Lets promote nature! guys can post too heres mine!

you look like those virgins in the 80's

tosyne2much:
Space booked for another experience

uncompleted building, you sef, woman don do you something o

Eddygourdo:
really such happened? I think from today I will be done with this section for good.

yua funny,,,,this is the best section on nairaland i swear, ask seun...here, there's unlimited fun but inother not to see the negative side of romance section dnt take all you read here to heart

Which of em i wan share now cus dem plenty

I think it's 16 cos i can remember vividly when one teenager came here and said he's 16 and his gf is 13 they did it but she didn't bleed, and the idiot was asking us why

thenny312:
lol thanks

yawelcom..

karryn:
abeg make I hear word

na the "word" i dey tell you so naw

vikkeee:
COMPLIMENTATION?.....

yes?, to compliment their outfit

karryn:
. Kikikikikikikiki(I laugh in swahili)

if you like laff in cotonu, i 've told you wat is obtainable

olaleye1355:
Says who ordinary sex gan wen you too bend her joints she beg for time out!!!

, da means una two nor get strength

Greene66:
Bullsh!t

Apostle Paul said marry so you don't have sex with someone who is not your wife does not make it a sin. The ten commandment never mentioned it. Ten commandment mentioned adultery it could have mentioned fornication but it didn't.

You Christians like to twist things.

my brother, i 'll advice you stop doubting the word of GOD...in verse 2 apostle paul said, let every man to his wife and likewise women in the sole essence of avoiding fornication...i wnt banter lyrics with you seeing you are clueless spiritual and scripturally...you dnt knw me offline you only see and read my coments here, no be so?...take what i 've given you, they are life and spirit for you...thank you.

afripope:
i luv my fiancee so much n working towards to marry her,bt am afraid n uncomfortable cos she can lie,keep secret n very selfish.i luv this girl bt afraid,pls i need mature minds here,how can i change her

you cnt change people, you can only succeed in making her comform to ways you want her to be which with time she 'll return to her vomit...for people to leave a certain way of behaviour, it has to do with persnal conviction, so, you either manage her or let her go, or pray to God to change and convict her for you.

But we still some girls who will love you for who you are, though they are rare species

thenny312:
Ehen okkk lemme sleep

you need am