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Jacksparr0w1207:
no. It means the slap was hot

lol

The brother above me seems clueless, and he needs help asap

Jacksparr0w1207:

da means you love her like scarrer ...you gave her full access to ur mumu button

[Watching closely the tip of your dick while peeing how the pee is oosing out and raising your dick up to get a parabola kinda shape, chai we did lotsa crazy stuffs back then, esp in primary schooL

blessed good old days:*

[Watching closely the tip of your dich while peeing how the pee is oosing out and raising your dick up to get a parabola kinda shape, chai we did lotsa crazy stuffs back then, esp in primary schooL

blessed good old days:*

Jacksparr0w1207:
one craze girl wey slap me

ha, she slap you, u still cry ontop add am kwa, chai

WiLdFLame:
complete man or romantic man??
even when someone who is so dear to me died last year,i didnt cry.i was just laughing let alone one girl. i dont cry....strong men dont cry;emotional hardliner
i no dey off key bah?

crying for the woman you love doesn't make you less a man

Jacksparr0w1207:

so, who be the bae wey u cry for

Jessidaisy4:
I dont do such. I'm a classy girl

klassy ko flassy ni

Abeg who still has this her song...let there be peace in our home, i 've missed that song

Weedcrusher:
Sunny Ade rocked those booties though when they were young

in the song, if you love me, you go wait for me ba?

Sugarhugs:

hmmm

One of my besties as far as the nigerian music industry is consign...

So, we still have some girLs who's got the interest of their boifrens @heart, ah never knew

blublahd:
From the anger, not the relationship.

that's it na ...one of the benefits of crying is to relief depression and heartbreak...so, it's adviceable to just let it out most times.

Introvert who send you this?, cos it seems someone asked you to come and paste it here ...in anycase, how do we assist if we wanna assist, cos there's no concrete info there??

[quote author=immortalvoices post=42487571]I was studying the Bible and I was awed by the ways and doings of the biblical prophet of old, lots of faiths and powers were on display


I do believe that they have set a standard for true and godly prophet of now these days.. So fellow nairalanders I compiled few top prophet and their ways




. I GIVE YOU THE TOP SEVEN MOST AWESOME PROPHETS OF THE BIBLE....


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SAMUEL : Samuel lived in the presence of God all his life, in fact he was the only prophet in the Bible that God literally called. That is God like went into his room and called him(awesome right, I mean how many people can boast of that huh?) but the most awesome thing about Samuel is that he is also the only prophet in the Bible that God called in his childhood. SAMUEL was a child when God called him... Totally awesome!




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MOSES : Moses was awesome. Let's forget the fact that he grew up in Egyptian court, was a prince, very smart, Led his people out of slavery, talked with God face to face (mega awesome), lifted his hand and the tide of battle changes, let's forget those awesome-hard-to-ignore facts, want to know what the most awesome thing about moses is? I will tell you..... Never in the history of human race has these two phrases "... Like a god to them" and "... The Most humble man in all the earth" been used to describe one person. Anybody who gets a taste of power becomes so prideful they literally begin to swell, but Moses(who his enemies see as a god) was humble and that is the very definition of awesomeness




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ELISHA : The one thing that stands the prophet Elisha out is his boldness. The guy was bold, can you believe he walked into enemy camp and anoints an officer of the enemy king to be king while the enemy king who by the way is still very much alive and want to kill him was a few tents away drinking with his commanders . He rebuked a tyrant king of Isreal who is known for his cruelty to those that oppose him. Just when you think these moves were bold enough, he looked his master Elijah in the eyes, a man who had called down fire to consume evil prophets of baal, who summoned rain on a land devastated by drought for three years, who divided the Jordan river by merely touching it with his cloak, a man who didn't die but flew to heaven on a chariot of fire ; Elisha my man looked at such a person and said " master... I want double of what you got. " Double of Elijah's powers?! Tell me you don't think that's awesome and I will shoot you.




ISAIAH : Isaiah son of Amos deserves to be on this list because he was fearless, he commanded respect. Isaiah was more respected than the Kings he served.

Three things qualifies Isaiah for awesomeness :
* his dramatic calling where in his first vision he was taking up to heaven which he describes in detail(for those who want a picture of heaven look up Isaiah 6) in that vision an angel used a coal to touch his mouth through which he absorbed his sins (just like that no more sin, I want one) then he heard the voice of the LORD asking 'who shall I send? Who will go for us?' Isaiah replied ' hear I am, send me!'

* Isaiah also predicted very accurately I might add the birth of Jesus ( Isaiah 7 v 14, Matthew 1 v 23)

* And lastly he made the most wicked king in Israel's history king Manasseh ( a man who is known for sacrificing his own son to idols, somebody who God himself describes as a king whose sins surpasses that of both the former kings of Isreal and Judah combined together) to repent of his ways and turn to God. As a result one of the deepest prayers of forgiveness in the Bible was recorded.




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JEREMIAH : If God said to me " before I formed you in the womb, I knew you, Before you were born I set you apart. I appoint you as a prophet to the nations, do not say ' I am too young' you must go to everyone I send you and say whatever I command you. Do not be afraid of them for I am with you and I will rescue you ". Then touched my mouth and said to me" I have put my words in your mouth, see today I appoint you over the nations and kingdoms to uproot and tear down, to destroy and overthrow, to build and to plant ;get yourself ready : stand up and say whatever i command you. Do not be terrified by them or I will terrify you before them. Today I have made you a fortified city, a bronze wall an iron pillar to stand against the whole land, against kings, their officials, their priest and their people They will fight against you but will not...

Just to consolidate on your perfect post...

Joshua the son of nun who succeeded moses...he has the enfontery to command the son to stand still, and the son stood still...and the bible reckons in joshua 10 vs 12 that the sun stood still for a whole day and did not hasten to go down...and in verse 14, the bible said, and there was not a day that the lord hearkened unto the voice of a man...for the lord fought for israeL...

Godbless you op

Jacksparr0w1207:
oh! Colleague you mean?

yeah

Touchey:
Colleague?

modified...tanks yhu

Jacksparr0w1207:
what does that mean Oga?

colleaque...a co-worker or something , asif u nan know.

pinceprinz:
Ve cried over a girl before lol , twas a brkup but Never again. Couple of others HV cried over me too so things ve hitten perfect balance. Cycle of our lives...

funnY

chriskosherbal:
My guy every guy different oooo, if you love a woman you will bring out genuine tears but if you don't you just want to cry so she can feel loved and tender her goods.stop crying and he a real man by checking out this cool link

good assertion bro

blublahd:
Yes... But it was to let out my anger. Not in her presence however.

and you felt relieved after wards i guess??

Jacksparr0w1207:
What's 'co-leaque'?

COLEAQUE MR

RexKex:
Cry? For a girl? No Bro! I would rather cry for my beer, OR my codeine.

Ok bro

WiLdFLame:
why i go cry 4 girl when i no be woman wrapper

most times it doesn't make you a woman wrapper...it creates the impression thar you are a complete man.

jopretty:
Back in 2005, was having serious cramp, called boo to buy a particular pain reliever cos I couldn't stand nor walk out. Took him about an hour to bring the med to me and I poured out my pain and frustration on him. He just gathered me in his arms and cried. Later in the evening, when I felt much better, I asked what kept him and why he cried and his reply "baby, I was working as a laborer when you called, I didn't have any money on me and had to wait to collect my pay so I could buy the drug for you." Oh Lord! I felt like dying that day.

now, this is reaL Love.

yinkus4u2c:
Ameebo Lemme alone

caman, ah luv it

cruzita:
some boys here go dey form james bond but in real they are mummy's boys.cry babies

abi

Kingsasian:
Na only once oo...hehehehehehehe

i doff my heart

Dantee005:
I have....though nt in public....

kworrect guy

niggar, your siggy is lambasting