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Guy do you know Yoruba is the only accomodating tribe in Nigerian, don't pray let the devil use you. We human beings we are very wicked. The devil can use anyone irrespective of their religion, tribes. We just need to control our anger.

Boko haram are fighting to occupy some land in nigeria just like what cameron did, they are not Nigerian. The Northerners are not ready to fight them because their emirs know about the plans. Do u think if this is happening in west or south will it last till now. The local need a tactful method to fight this people.

You remind me some years back at Ojo, when 2men alerted from Okada when the Okada demand for his money and the two guys just tell him that they will settle him after today's operation, within 2minutes those 2guys have been mob and before you know it jungle justice things.

Where person go reach for this life he must surely reach. Destiny can never be change

Boko haram no dey tire

Is this Cambidge or A-Level Exam?

NA REAL WAHALA!!!

I fell in love with this cute damsel and everything was going on fine until I made
my intention known to her father & being a learned man, here is what he gave me:
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS
I ______ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____. I am _____years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to Church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
____________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law
and mother in-law.
______________________________
____________________________________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ?
______________________________
____________________________________________________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
______________________________
____________________________________________________________
______________________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you?
______________________________
____________________________________________________________
6. Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
____________________________________________________________
7. Were your parents legally. married? Yes/No
If YES for how long?________________________
If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of
wedlock. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words)
__________________________________________________________________________________________
______________________________
______________________________
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
______________________________
__________________________________________________________________________________________
______________________________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you think IS the owner of the kids between father and mother?
______________________________
____________________________________________________________
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol?
Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short - empered? Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for
interviews?
______________________________
______________________________
2. When is the best time to
interview your dad? ____________________________________________________________
3. When can I interview your
mum?
______________________________
4. When can I interview your
Church Pastor
______________________________
____________________________________________________________
5. Please stick your passport
size photo below which will
be put in the newspapers
to check if you have other
girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in a year's time. You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.
As you are waiting;
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions;
Postal Address:______________ ______________________________
Email:_______________________ ______________________________
Phone:_______________________ ______________________________
Home:____________________________

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NNPC Missing $2OBillion Traced To Zenith Bank PLC And Other Positive Changes In Nigeria So Far.Everyone get in here let me feed you on the happenings since the presidential election so far…hehe

So, I told by a friend about the missing 20b that has been traced to Zenith bank, I decide to do some digging and I found out from a political analyst that the alleged missing $20billion dollar by Ex-CBN Governor; Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, from NNPC has been traced to Zenith Bank Plc.
If you remember that as at the time former governor of CBN Sanusi Lamido revealed the missing $20 billion, the present CBN Governor Godwin Emefiele was the MD/CEO of Zenith Bank Plc.

If you keep your ears on the happenings in Nigeria, you should have started reading this all over BBM, Whatsapp, and
Facebook
.
You will also recall that ex-Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria, Mallam Lamido Sanusi, said he had begun a process to trace the missing $20bn oil money before his suspension by President Goodluck Jonathan.

A meeting was held at the Aso Rock Villa yesterday, on how all stolen wealth of the Country can be returned to the public purse. This is to take a precautionary measure against any effort to probe this government by the incoming government of General Muhammadu Buhari, President-Elect.

It is no longer news the military has suddenly found General Buhari’s certificate; that Nigerian Television Authority now even says Buhari has Masters Degree and that Diezani paid a discreet visit to General Buhari.

One little birdie told me that industrial training funds authority has begun payment of outstanding debts they were ‘owing’ (or withholding?) students for over two years.

It may also delight you that numerous filling stations under padlock on the pretext of fuel scarcity before the presidential election are now open for business.
http://nigeriacamera.net/nnpc-missing-2obillion-traced-to-zenith-bank-plc/#more-33961

* My son, if you keep spending on a woman and she never asked you if you’re saving or investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention, don’t marry her.


* My son, a woman could be a good wife to you, some could be a good mother to your children but if you’ve found a woman like a mother to you, your children and your family, please don’t let her go.


* My son, don’t confine the position of your wife to the kitchen, where did you get that from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands where they worked every morning . . . that was our office.


* My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you will see a smile on your wife’s face.


* My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking even when all has been spent.


* My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the pain in her body is nothing to be compared to the wound on her heart and that means you may be in trouble living with a wounded woman.


* My son, now that you’re married, if you live a bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will soon be single again.


* My son, in our days, we had many wives and many children because of our large farm-lands and many harvests, there are hardly any land for farming anymore, so embrace your woman closely.


* My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet your mother could be your eateries and restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the closet thing we did there was to embrace each other.


* My son, don’t be carried away when you start making more money, instead of spending on those tiny legs that never knew how hard you worked to get it, spend it on that woman that stood by you all along.


* My son, when I threw little stones or whistled at the window of your mother father’s house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was because I missed her so much.


* My son, remember, when you say your wife has changed, there could be something you’ve stopped doing too.


* My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle with me before I bought that tortoise car outside there, any woman that won’t endure with you in your little beginning should not enjoy your riches.


* My son, don’t compare your wife to any woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too and has she ever compared you to any man?


* My son, there is this thing you people call feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal right with you in the house, divide all the bills into two equal parts, take one part and ask her to start paying the other part.


* My son, I met your mother a virgin and I took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.


* My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school because I was foolish like many to think a female child won’t extend my family name, please don’t make that mistake, the kind of female achievers I see nowadays has made the male-gender an ordinary tag.


* My son, your mother have once locked up the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it because she was angry, I did not raise my hand to beat her because of a day like this, so that I can be proud to tell you that I never for once beat your mother.


* My son, in our days, our women had more of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you, some had minor painting of their appellation mostly on their arms, the ones you people now call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t expose any part of their body like your women of nowadays.


* My son, your mother and I is not interested in what happens in your marriage, try to handle issues without always coming to us.


* My son, remember I bought your mother’s first sewing machine for her, help your wife achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing yours.


* My son, don’t stop taking care of me and your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and having children to take care of you too.


* My son, pray with your family, there is a tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that knows everything, everyday.


* My son, if I had taken my time to tell you all these and your marriage did not last like that of your mother and I, then you are a bastard.

Go and rest

Black berry: Black Wahala

I believe if the immigration service can work hand to hand with the JTF things will turn a new leaf. And the Federal government should also be sincere to there because there might be a betrayal among. Most of all they should to involve the traditional means.

let leave sentiment out of this. Most of our leaders lack IDEAS. No Development Competition in them. There suppose to be Whao everyday in them. Let one governor stand up and say ok for one year he wil be paying 2 local government unemployed youths some token amount.

so where is the money they realize from them where is it going to.Who supplys them the ammunition where do they get the dynamite. Nice move NPF

so where is the money they realize from them where is it going to. Nice move NPF

Nice move i love dat. If this can continue i believe the PHCN staff will even be scared in distributing bill. KET THE PROTEST continues

my prayer be say make yahoo messenger and facebook dey the computer wey dem want use for me.

it depend on what seperates u at the first place. Then u compare her qualites with the new one u are dating b4 u accept her back...eg Religious, intelligent,social,caring and beatiful.

This is another way for the government to employe at least maybe 500 people to do the maintenance of this Job.
but their reasoning will never go there.
infact i don't believe if any of the FG body are reading this tread at all

To my own opinion, i believe the only way we can stop these Boko Haram is that any victims spirit must be invoke
[b]I MEAN LETS DO IT THE TRADITIONAL WAY
Each VICTIM SPIRIT must be given a Gun or CUTLASS. YOU N WHAT'S I MEAN because it seems we have forgotten how we do it in the Olden days. let revert back to it.
when the Boko Boys see Twenty Spirit with Guns from No where they will be the one to surrender.