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So i live in Awka , Anambra State .... Where Some Actors do come and Lodge for weekend , Shoot Some Movies and Even Live ...... I Know am highly talented - I Can Act very well , I Have upto 34 Special Characters and 270 Written Unacted Comedy Skits and Movies. I Do sell some to some people and infulencers , But i wish to appear in Nollywood First ... I Visited a Hotel in Awka , where i see a top nollywood actor , I No go mention his name !!! So I Rushed to this guy and ask him to bring me along to nollywood industry ... He agreed , because i show him some of my talents - I Can Cry for a movie at spot , am a man but i can cry very well , i can change voices to any actor you want , i can create contents and more talents. So this actor told me that i have to pay 500k before i can join any top role , i tell am say money no dey .... see wetin this guy tell me below. "IF YOU NO GET MONEY - YOU PAY WITH YOUR ASSS" I Was like ....... 'WHAT" ?? ...HE Laughed at me and ASK me to leave there gathering ---- there are upto 6 Top Nollywood actors there !!!! Dear Guys , i dey shocked ..... Burna Boy once told my Guy say na the reason why they no wan help him !!! - I Dey low key for almost 9 Years .... Below are some things he said in his songs ..... "I NO BE ONE OF THOSE MEN WEAH DEY FEAR TOTO FUUUCK , OYA CHECK AM NA KPAKOROKPA" "IF THEY SAY MAKE THEY FUUUCCKKK YOUR NYAAASH" , MAKE YOU NO LIE DOWN" The same talent , the same pattern of song , the same AFRO MUSIC ....... yet burna no blow since ,,, WHAT SUDDEN HAPPEN ... He said "SACRIFICES DEY BREAK GATES" .... Burna Enjoy your time ... Why am writing this is that this issue of GAY AND LESBIAN in entertainment , should stop .... less i will shock people for this country |
Am going to make this brief ...... Na my friend get this story oooo , una know say i no sabi write grammar , so make i run am with pidgin .... This Guy don know this girl from childhood ... like over 27 years now ..... na childhood friend them be oooo ... But they officially started dating 5 years ago .... with agreement of NO Sex Till Marriage ..... Them dey do church things too much ... una understand all those my sisters and brothers in Christ ..... So them started courtship few months ago and decided to enter JERUSALEMA --- LIKE NACK OPTIONS ... Na there problem start .... first be say the girl no be virgin ooooo ..... and the guy carry pipe for waist .... him gbola no be here at all ... the stuff long reach horse size .... So this guy come dey complain to me say the girl use to scream in pains when ever he wants to enter her ... LIKE SHE CRY LIKE SAY HE DEY KILL AM .... And Sometimes Bite the Buy and PUNCHES HIM ... If he want to go deeper Okay ..... the shocking part of this problem be say the girl say "SHE GET SHALLOW P" And that's the reason why she no dey enjoy sex ..... That She Prefers Sucking ... and My Guy no dey try that one .... he tell me say the last time he try SUCK Say he vomited ..... And my Guy dey like enter Full Full before he starts Nacking ..... He no dey like that shock nacks ... Oya to solve this equation .... them don do introduction finish .... Their wedding and Traditional marriage dey come by August ... But this SHALLOW P vs LONG P issue is likely to scatter this plan oooo Na the reason why i carry this matter enter here make una help me talk ooooo Wetin dem go do now !!! cc; lalasticlala |
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Sacredness:Dear na only , COW , GOAT , FISH AND CHICKEN I DEY DRY ... |
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If You are Into Interior ... Or You need artwork or painting .... I Don't force artworks on people ... I Give you what you want in less than 10 Mins ... below is the reason ... I Use Digital Drawing ... not paint and paper ... below na work sample ... If You Need .... Abeg order Below: CLICK HERE TO SEND ME WHATSAPP MESSAGE
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Our Dried Lump MEAT .... Na still Bomb ... 100% Tasty .. If You Need .... Abeg order Below: CLICK HERE TO SEND ME WHATSAPP MESSAGE
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Sheah Una see the BEER WEAH DEY BESIDE IT !!! The only problem i get is long throat !!! Lol .... ![]() Make i tell una ... i started this business 5 times and ate all the meat with my family without snapping or showing it online .... 100% tasty and delicious !!! 1 Meat can serve upto 10 People .... Check the THICKNESS Of the meat .... I Deliver Nationwide ..... If You Need .... Abeg order Below: CLICK HERE TO SEND ME WHATSAPP MESSAGE
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Oyaa make we continue for Our Dried meat business again !!! Another short story ... I Get hotels weah i dey make supplies to and the funny thing weah dey there is that they go cut the meat come to sell am 1k per meat .... e shock me ... making about 600% gain for wetin i sell give them ... Because say i dey buy meat from Cow dealers .... my Dried meat dey affordable !!! Picture 1: Hot Air Drying - (OPEN OVEN) ...... JUST AIR AND FLAME ... (Not steaming) - Hope you understand now !!! Picture 2: E DON SET !!! .... Picture 4: As for the thickness ... This is the best you can get in Nigeria ... As for taste .. no competition #suya If You Need .... Abeg order Below: CLICK HERE TO SEND ME WHATSAPP MESSAGE
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Anyway ... when i dey expect visitors for my house .... i dey keep set for them !! Palm wine and chicken .. No be bad deal nahh .. Check some pictures below !!! As for my palm wine .... I Buy from the best suppliers oooo , 100% Natural palm wine .... although costly sometimes ... but e worth it If You Need .... Abeg order Below: CLICK HERE TO SEND ME WHATSAPP MESSAGE
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Oyaa make i show una the drying side !!! This is the most clean aboki you go meat in Nigeria !!! Lol !!! Am 100% Clean , No Flies ooooo , 100% Real Meat If You Need .... Abeg order Below: CLICK HERE TO SEND ME WHATSAPP MESSAGE
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More Pictures !! The Suya Spicing No Be Here oooo ... My Suya can stay upto 1 Year !!! Just Buy and Keep .... But i bet you .... the taste go make you chop am every min .... One man talk say .... "O Boy This one na VIP Kilishi oooo" ..... Yet Affordable If You Need .... Abeg order Below: CLICK HERE TO SEND ME WHATSAPP MESSAGE
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So i wish to show you Guys how i make extra money apart from been a Blogger ... I Go narrate this stuff with Pidgin English make e no get mistake ... After all Burna Boy Won Grammy With Pidgin English Songs , Who am i ![]() I Love meat and i have friends that normally come to my house to eat meat !!! , because i sabi run am to your taste ... I Even dey get quarell with one of my friends who wan turn me to a butcher .... imagine he say make i do Goat laps for him because say him mama dey do 65th birthday ... and he dey expect top politicians .... no be just 1 Goat laps ooo ... he want 5 .... Although say he go pay .... if to say i get chance .. i for run am for him .... I Make close to 100k daily on this business which i started with Just 20k ... I Dry any type of meat ... i deliver nationwide .... my meat can stay upto 1 year .... very tasty ... some people weah chop am dey tell me say 'DONALD .. ABEG THIS ONE NA DRIED SUYA OOO" Because is very tasty .. you can end up choping the whole meat without using it to cook ... I dey dry meat of all shapes and sizes ... if you want make i dry am like meat lump .... i go do am .... if you want make i do am like kilishi ... or normal size weah you fit use cook ... i get am ... Check Pictures Of How i prepare my meat ... 100% neat and healthy .... Picture 1: We buy from the best dealers ... Not the regular beef ... 100% clean and neat Picture 2: We Cut am Jumbo Size for one of our Customers .... we cut any size you want !!! Picture 3: Rich Suya Size .... Na this type of Suya weah you fit stay at your work place dey chop .... no fear of red meat ... because we dry the meat with HOT AIR .... Not Smoke or Fire !!! - we go show you below. Picture 4: Check This Thickness make you know say ... we no come play !!! If You Need .... Abeg order Below: CLICK HERE TO SEND ME WHATSAPP MESSAGE Check Order for April 19th 2021 - We are delivering to: LAGOS PH ABUJA And Many People in Awka , IMO , ABIA and Enugu .. If You Need .... Please order Below: CLICK HERE TO SEND ME WHATSAPP MESSAGE www.nairaland.com/attachments/13417142_17602665139115409122640886919342590503589859n_jpeg1cfa51bcd5b4ffd7f9d74c281ea06bcc www.nairaland.com/attachments/13417143_17582541339115410722640721224140151766211749n_jpeg86c95ba1df6055ab80832a39e81589e4 www.nairaland.com/attachments/13417144_175805224391154124559738818163004574878375n_jpega06002539169e7a0e57957cff499ba54 www.nairaland.com/attachments/13417145_17399445439115414089307055229373148378386169n_jpeg17e7e5a5cf6fc832949a72b7c5ced585 www.nairaland.com/attachments/13417153_17604708039115415622640232284730815812141177n_jpegcd06f2ea01d783e6030856688d10e619 www.nairaland.com/attachments/13417154_17535924739115416922640102272899220713101498n_jpeg0a0de6baba6a8f8005cd6d49246fc9e4 www.nairaland.com/attachments/13417155_17599403039115418689306594793403687196786781n_jpeg1b019c98cbd485ffd8e3044eb37fa7a1 www.nairaland.com/attachments/13417156_17586857339115420155973112037355459602762964n_jpegc91d0ccfa8855b62b0dbd5e79896f55e www.nairaland.com/attachments/13417158_17583719139115424389306025381128211875778241n_jpeg712b57076b4acada208633e307e7befc www.nairaland.com/attachments/13417159_17576447639115450855970047204782661195071560n_jpegf4141ee8ba6fd4b689e06eafb1b980f3 www.nairaland.com/attachments/13417160_1751750133911545435596969219010827980850289n_jpeg2240c3e7860025e1951c7dc293c84626 www.nairaland.com/attachments/13417161_17611017339115456855969449114409722144499486n_jpeg5c4493c98900f35e210adbeaeece9f89 www.nairaland.com/attachments/13417164_17630594139115458255969304914784115970179785n_jpeg53b879e278201c95a9129b40ad18b86c www.nairaland.com/attachments/13417165_17571181439115459522635844246895817933583051n_jpeg3d6e3a4c3bbe9d01abb60461952d44ac www.nairaland.com/attachments/13417166_17609879339115460989302366331963314579542726n_jpeg01edb8ef77d920e334f1c046d8514228
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