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Politics / Re: Independence: Don’t Lose Hope, Help Is On The Way, PDP Urges Nigerians by FishLaps: 11:12pm On Oct 01, 2022
Godfullsam:
Nonsense party with empty promises.
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The party that is in chaos wants to help Nigeria

Politics / Re: FESTAC, Lekki, Surulere, Ikeja: Labour Party List Routes For Rallies by FishLaps: 11:11pm On Oct 01, 2022
StormpyBee:
Oya make we go!

Make we go reclaim our country back!
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See you at Surulere stadium tomorrow!
Politics / Re: Independence Day: Google Celebrates Nigeria's 62nd Independence by FishLaps: 11:10pm On Oct 01, 2022
DonMaxxy:
Happy Independence Nigeria. May you rise to your full potentials.

It's true o, google don change their doddle...
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E be like say the mods dey sleep o, this deserves front page grin grin
Politics / Re: Independence Day: Let’s Unite, Rebuild Our Country – Tinubu by FishLaps: 11:10pm On Oct 01, 2022
Abdul05:
By the time ..tinubu becomes the president
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Fortune will just be smiling on us all.. grin cheesy
Politics / Re: Missing Top INEC Staff Found Dead In Anambra by FishLaps: 11:09pm On Oct 01, 2022
LeeSantos:
Sometimes when I read comments on this forum, I just want to see the face behind those comments.

Investigation hasn't been concluded, and some de@d cell brains have already ascribed the cause of de@th to someone or something.
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Blacks and reasoning is like goat and water, they are enemies.
Politics / Re: Federal High Court Nullifies Nomination Of APC Candidate, Oyetola, Deputy by FishLaps: 11:09pm On Oct 01, 2022
Salvador1:
Hahahaha.
He's trying to unseat adeleke in tribunal voom Court come nullify his candidacy at his back yard.
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This year is not for oyetola.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Couple Campaigns For Peter Obi At Popular Eke Awka , Anambra - Pictures by FishLaps: 10:31am On Oct 01, 2022
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Politics / Nigerian Couple Campaigns For Peter Obi At Popular Eke Awka , Anambra - Pictures by FishLaps: 10:31am On Oct 01, 2022
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PETER OBI ON THIS ROCK WE STAND!!!!!!
Nigeria must Work in my Time!!!..

Source; https://web.facebook.com/QueenFrancispage

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Thanks Obidients For Abuja Rally (Pictures) by FishLaps: 8:51pm On Sep 25, 2022
Nice
slivertongue:
Obidients everywhere you go
Food / Re: Stir-fry Noodles Nigerian Style. by FishLaps: 10:02pm On Sep 16, 2022
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Politics / Pictures From Owerri - Sit At Home - 13th SEPT 2022 by FishLaps: 12:56pm On Sep 13, 2022
This how deserted Owerri city is looking right now today 13/09/2022 . A total compliance of IPOB sit at home order and a message that the imposter is not welcomed in Biafraland until Mazi Nnamdi Kanu is released unconditionally.

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Politics / How To Secure Your Car In Nigeria - Check Picture by FishLaps: 10:10am On Sep 12, 2022
Tried to Post this in Joke section , but e no work !!!

Oyaa check !!! , What's your comment

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Politics / Check The A-level Question Shared By Dele Momodu - Picture by FishLaps: 8:49pm On Sep 05, 2022
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A-LEVEL QUESTION, sent by my friend...

Let's all respect each other and be oBidient Until the Time.

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CiIF539MOIP/

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Travel / Re: Man Who Survived 4 Accidents In 1 Year Celebrates Birthday (Graphic Photos) by FishLaps: 6:56pm On Sep 03, 2022
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Travel / Man Who Survived 4 Accidents In 1 Year Celebrates Birthday (Graphic Photos) by FishLaps: 1:33pm On Sep 03, 2022
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Survived bike accident February 2021,
Survived Fire accident May 2021
Survived another bike accident in August 2021
And then survived a motor accident in September 2021, almost a year today ..
It can only be God
Let's celebrate Life in Grace..
Happy birthday and celebration of life to me
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Business / Abdulazeez O Abdulrazak Is A Scammer Don't Trade With Him. by FishLaps: 2:31pm On Aug 30, 2022
He will claim to be very good , But please don't trade with him he is a criminal

His whatsapp Number is 08071211007
His Phone Number is 09030466935

His Other Names: SANI HISBA

0140345658
ACCESS BANK

That's his account Number.

Please don't do business with him

He claim his Nairand link is: https://www.nairaland.com/gretcodez

BUT I CAN SEE HIS ACCOUNT IS NOW DEACTIVATED.
Business / Re: I Need Paypal Funds by FishLaps: 12:32pm On Aug 30, 2022
0809 226 4444

Thats my number , if you have cal me
Business / I Need Paypal Funds by FishLaps: 12:26pm On Aug 30, 2022
I Want to pay for a service online that costs $30 , Who can help me with paypal funds to do that , Thanks

I Will Buy at Good rate.
Religion / Re: Bull Baal Worship: Should Christians Withdraw From Future Commonwealth Games? by FishLaps: 10:59am On Aug 22, 2022
Righteousness2:
What happened at the common wealth game was not just ordinary bull worship.

That was a Concious Deliberate satanic and demonic worship/ Sacrifice.
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There was nothing ordinary about that Demonic nonsense they put out there .

Those who have Spiritual understanding know this.
Religion / Re: Does The Bible Instruct Us To Forgive And Forget? by FishLaps: 10:55am On Aug 22, 2022
PstBiola:
The phrase “forgive and forget” is not found in the Bible. However, there are numerous verses commanding us to “forgive one another” (e.g., Matthew 6:14 and Ephesians 4:32). A Christian who is not willing to forgive others will find his fellowship with God hindered (Matthew 6:15) and can reap bitterness and the loss of reward (Hebrews 12:14–15; 2 John 1:cool.

Forgiveness is a decision of the will. Since God commands us to forgive, we must make a conscious choice to obey God and forgive. The offender may not desire forgiveness and may not ever change, but that doesn’t negate God’s desire that we possess a forgiving spirit (Matthew 5:44). Ideally, the offender will seek reconciliation, but, if not, the one wronged can still make a decision to forgive.

Of course, it is impossible to truly forget sins that have been committed against us. We cannot selectively “delete” events from our memory. The Bible states that God does not “remember” our wickedness (Hebrews 8:12). But God is still all-knowing. God remembers that we have “sinned and fall short of the glory of God” (Romans 3:23). But, having been forgiven, we are positionally (or judicially) justified. Heaven is ours, as if our sin had never occurred. If we belong to Him through faith in Christ, God does not condemn us for our sins (Romans 8:1). In that sense God “forgives and forgets.”

If by “forgive and forget” one means, “I choose to forgive the offender for the sake of Christ and move on with my life,” then this is a wise and godly course of action. As much as possible, we should forget what is behind and strive toward what is ahead (Philippians 3:13). We should forgive each other “just as in Christ God forgave” (Ephesians 4:32). We must not allow a root of bitterness to spring up in our hearts (Hebrews 12:15).
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However, if by “forgive and forget” one means, “I will act as if the sin had never occurred and live as if I don’t remember it,” then we can run into trouble. For example, a rape victim can choose to forgive the rapist, but that does not mean she should act as if that sin had never happened. To spend time alone with the rapist, especially if he is unrepentant, is not what Scripture teaches. Forgiveness involves not holding a sin against a person any longer, but forgiveness is different from trust. It is wise to take precautions, and sometimes the dynamics of a relationship will have to change. “The prudent see danger and take refuge, / but the simple keep going and pay the penalty” (Proverbs 22:3). Jesus told His followers to “be as shrewd as snakes and as innocent as doves” (Matthew 10:16). In the context of keeping company with unrepentant sinners, we must be “innocent” (willing to forgive) yet at the same time “shrewd” (being cautious).

The ideal is for the offender to truly repent of the sin and for the offended to forgive and forget. The Bible tells us true repentance will result in a change of actions (Luke 3:8–14; Acts 3:19) and that love keeps no record of wrongs (1 Corinthians 13:5) and covers a multitude of sins (1 Peter 4:cool. However, changing hearts is God’s business, and, until an offender has a true, supernatural heart change, it is only wise to limit the level of trust one places in that person. Being cautious doesn’t mean we haven’t forgiven. It simply means we are not God and we cannot see that person’s heart.
Religion / Re: Pst. Kingsley Dismissed Claims That Jesus Is Against Divorced Persons Remarrying by FishLaps: 10:55am On Aug 22, 2022
xpressionx:
Do no marry because others are getting married.
Do not married because of your libido.
Marry someone who is your friend,who you find fulfilment in gisting with,if love becomes shaky,that friendship can sustain it till it finds it stand.
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But most of you said NO.

Na big nyash,big bress
Deep pocket and long prick una dey find.

Why divorce no go bokwu?

ADDENDUM:

WHAT I MEAN MARRY YOUR FRIEND NOT TONTOBAND BOBRISKY KIND OF FRIEND.

I MEAN WHEN YOU SEE WHO YOU LIKE MAKE SURE HE OR SHE IS SOMEONE WHO YOU VIBE ON SAME INTELLECTUAL AND HUMOUR FREQUENCY.
Politics / Re: Fuel Subsidy Crisis: Nairaxi Meets Former Transport Minister, Provides Solution by FishLaps: 10:53am On Aug 22, 2022
Nasreports77:
Implementing Project Nairaxi; A Solution To Fuel Subsidy Crisis In Nigeria
By Godson Ikpontu

The final planned removal of fuel subsidy by the Federal Government in June 2023 may awaken new hopes for Nigerians and especially the public transport system, as Nigeria's Indigenous tech-powered mobility company NAIRAXI, suggests the final implementation of her Integrated and Intermodal Transport Scheme powered by smart technology. The Nairaxi Co-Founder says with FG seeking special Intervention schemes to manage the impending crisis that might trail the removal of fuel subsidy, the need for an Integrated and Intermodal Transport Scheme will do more than expected, not only by resolving the crisis but also by creating new opportunities in the country.
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He said the NAIRAXI transport mass mobility system will be capable of servicing everyone, both VIPs, top executives, workers, students and even last mile commuters. Speaking with newsmen in Abuja, Co-Founder/CEO of NAIRAXI, Kingsley Eze stated that Nairaxi is the solution to fuel subsidy crisis in the country. Recall that the Minister of State for Transportation, Prince Ademola Adegoroye, said President Muhammadu Buhari has already approved the proposed special scheme for mass transit to be driven by transport operators for ease of transportation across the country, especially with the proposed removal of fuel subsidy.

According to National Bureau Of Statistics, transportation cost amount the second most expensive cost among households in Nigeria just after Housing cost. He stated that interventions in road transport affects more Nigerians directly and while the government is spending so much to improve the rail system, road transport must also be properly considered.

Eze explained that a 10percent of the current 6.4trillion naira spent on fuel subsidy could go a long way to improve or support road transport systems in Nigeria, stressing that the impact will be impressively commendable in directly supporting Nigerians, especially through partnerships with private transport operators like Nairaxi and others that have distinguished themselves in delivering value-services through technologies on the mobile app, proprietary tap-to-pay card systems, transparent structures, verifiable and accountable management systems etc.

"We all know that revamping the road transport system will have a direct, immediate and positive impact on Nigerians. I therefore advice that if a fraction of 640billion naira is spent on road transport which is just 10percent of the 6.4trillion naira spent annually on fuel subsidy, there will be better impact and improvements in road transport system."

He further explained that the 5,000naira proposed by the Minister of Finance, Mrs Zainab Ahmed for transport allowances will work better if there is a verifiable and transparent structure like the “pre-loaded transit cards given out to beneficiaries and service fulfillment by NAIRAXI. However he cited instance on the Abuja Mass Transit Scheme which may have failed as a result of bad management systems.

He therefore encouraged federal government and the Federal Ministry of Transportation to engage private Transport operators with fundamental and developmental vision, having the required structures, expertise and technology to drive the implementation of President Buhari's interest on special scheme for mass transit to be driven by transport operators for ease of transportation across the country. Although he commended the administration of President Muhammadu Buhari and his cabinet for the monumental strides they have attained amidst the bothering national challenges.

While reviewing the progress of Nairaxi in the last 4years, Co-founder and CFO, Elizabeth Omale noted that the Indigenous tech-powered mobility company has recorded thousands of deliveries via the seamless smart mobile application which currently has over a myriad of merchants already signed-up. Nairaxi has demonstrated capacity through tech related innovations, direct-impact initiatives to support cummuters and exceptional management system that describes transparency and accountability.

Already, the Nairaxi Mobile application is currently serving thousands of e-commerce request and transactions daily, with a vibrant infrastructure for deliveries whereby Customer's request are met in real time and without delays. Hundred of thousands of vehicles are currently using the smart and affordable Nairaxi Mobile application in the city of Abuja, and with several motobikes readily available to deliver on-demand services anywhere and at anytime in the Federal capital Territory, Nairaxi is sure ready to assist the Federal Government to ameliorate the harsh economic conditions that experts have projected to be a direct consequence of the removal.

Eze however reiterated that the vision is to make seamless mobility accessible to everyone. He says “Nigeria must seek to close it’s leaking pockets and harness lucrative revenue generating schemes like NAIRAXI for the good of every citizen.”

Nairaxi is in partnership with the National Office For Technology Acquisition and Promotion to ensure world class standards in value-delivery services.
Religion / Re: Pastor Carlton Apologizes After Calling Church Members ‘poor’ And ‘broke’ by FishLaps: 10:53am On Aug 22, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:
This should serve as a lesson to those who serve their pastors,religion is nothing more than a massive con game. They will hit you up for money every day.
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The truth is many are really just a business. Its all about keeping people dependent and coming through the doors. It has nothing to do with the gospel that Jesus was proclaiming. Once it got monetized, it lost it’s true purpose.
Religion / Re: Why You Feel Remorseful After Certain Sexual Activities by FishLaps: 10:52am On Aug 22, 2022
Interesting15:
God's design is that all forms of sexual pleasure should be shared between a married man and his female wife inside the safe confines of their marriage institution, with no other party involved

Therefore, any other sexual activity contrary to God's design is sinful and wrong, and a lot of people feel bad and dirty after indulging in them.

These sexual activities includes:

1. Premarital sex (fornication). Having sex when you are not married. 1 Corinthians 6: 18

2. Extramarital Sex (Adultery). Having sex with someone other than your own spouse. Exodus 20:14; Proverbs 6:32-34

3. Homosexuality: Sexual relations between members of same gender, like lesbianism (which is between females) and gayism (which is between males). Romans 1:26-32

4. Pornography And Masturbation. Deriving sexual pleasure from seeing the unclothedness of others; Playing with your sexual organs for sexual pleasures. 1 Thessalonians 4:3-4

5. Other Immoral Sexual Acts like smooching someone not your married spouse, sextings and the rest of them. Colossians 3:5
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One of the major reasons you feel remorseful after doing something wrong is because you have a conscience. God created you and purposefully inserted your conscience inside you as one of His instruments to regulate your actions. He did this because of love. So that, whether you are a believer or not, you won't go on taking dangerous steps that will bring you into harm.

Now, if your conscience is dead and you don't feel bad after doing wrong and sinful things, you are close to destruction. Hence, you should quickly declare a state of emergency over your life, and run to Jesus for help right now. Simply call upon the Name of Jesus RIGHT NOW, and ask Him to show you mercy.

If you have indulged in sexual immorality, repent and ask the LORD for mercy. It gets easier as you get closer to Jesus, giving your attention to spiritual things only. Study the Bible more, pray and fast often, etc. You can contact me if you need assistance.

Finally, the flesh is weak, and the devil will always want you to indulge in sin so you can destroy yourself. Therefore, avoid people, things and places that keeps pushing you into sinful things.

The LORD comes...

https://www.sundayakanni.com/2022/08/why-you-feel-remorseful-after-certain.html?m=1
Culture / Re: Pictures From The First Coronation Anniversary Of Olu Of Warri by FishLaps: 6:30pm On Aug 20, 2022
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Culture / Pictures From The First Coronation Anniversary Of Olu Of Warri by FishLaps: 6:29pm On Aug 20, 2022
Long live Your Majesty , Better and Greater Years Ahead.

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Sports / EPL: Benfica Confirm £85m Deal With Liverpool For Darwin Nunez by FishLaps: 7:52am On Jun 13, 2022
Liverpool have reached an agreement to sign Benfica’s striker, Darwin Nunez in a deal worth up to €100m (£85m).

The Portuguese club announced the deal Monday morning.

They confirmed Liverpool will pay an initial €75m (£64m), with add-ons amounting to €25m included in the deal.

The transfer is subject to the 22-year-old agreeing personal terms with Liverpool and completing a medical.

Nunez will then put pen to paper on a five-year contract.

Liverpool’s director of football, Julian Ward, was in Portugal to get the transfer over the line as he negotiated the structure of the deal.

Nunez scored 34 times for Benfica last season in all competitions, including goals in both legs of the club’s Champions League quarter-final defeat to Liverpool in April.

Source: https://dailypost.ng/2022/06/13/epl-benfica-confirm-85m-deal-with-liverpool-for-darwin-nunez/

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Celebrities / Filmmaker, Wale Fanu, Dies At 72 - Picture by FishLaps: 9:58pm On Jun 12, 2022
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Veteran filmmaker, Wale Fanu, is dead. The death of the filmmaker was announced by his associate, Jide Bisayo, on Sunday.

The 72-year-old veteran, who lived with sickle cell, was the managing director of one of the foremost production houses in Nollywood, Cinekraft.

Announcing the death of the veteran filmmaker, Bisayo noted that Cinekraft contributed to the birth of Nollywood.

Busayo wrote, “In the beginning while Nollywood was still an embryo, there was CINEKRAFT. Cinekraft in no small way contributed to the birthing of the nascent industry.

“Behind Cinekraft administration and production management was one indefatigable, never tiring creative soul, my boss, Wale Fanu. Uncle Wales (as I like calling you), rest in the bosom of the Lord.

“A titan has gone home indeed!”

Though Busayo didn’t state the time or cause of death, Fanu was known as a sickle cell survivor.

In an interview with The PUNCH in 2018, Fanu noted that the condition robbed him of certain experiences as a child.

“It got so bad that my mother thought I was never going to get married. She tried to hide the truth of my condition from people. But to the glory of God, today I am married and have four children,” he had said.

Source: https://punchng.com/filmmaker-wale-fanu-dies-at-72/

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Politics / Re: Rapper Erigga Vows To Vote For Peter Obi As President by FishLaps: 1:46pm On Jun 05, 2022
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Politics / Re: Photos: President Buhari Meets Presidential Aspirants by FishLaps: 10:33pm On Jun 04, 2022
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Politics / Rapper Erigga Vows To Vote For Peter Obi As President by FishLaps: 8:36pm On Jun 04, 2022
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I don make up my mind na Peter Obi I wan vote for✅

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