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How far the World Cup petition na? Lawyers in the house, wetin dey occur?

lbrichman2:
Chelle's 19 point proposal to the NFF..
This man means business..
If only we can keep our side of the bargain..

https://x.com/i/status/2024367394328560009

Damn. He's not joking around.

I like this. Hope say NFF go get sense sha.

Na the people wey put mind for this FIFA verdict I just dey pity. Right now, my mind is on Women's AFCON.

Schemerkhiz:
I just hope the NFF/ Coaches are keeping track of this future star..
Joy Okonye of Brown University… 🇺🇸

A Brilliant Attacking Midfielder with similar physique like Toni Payne.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dDDKGVZG-U?si=GPpDkFoJ_E7Xc4DW

You better carry that hope put inside pocket for now. NFF wey I know fit no even know say she exist.

elyte89:
My lawyer aw far

Come, they should stop all these expensive jokes abeg. Wtf.

BankyGee:
Jamaica keh 😂 una faith dey always make me fear. Amen sha 😭🙏🏾

E no tire you? 😂😂

lbrichman2:
Typical Nigerian braggart
Loud for no reason
Talk full mouth, no action
Quick to boast and try to oppress/ bully strangers even in a faceless forum
No wonder they always get it wrong every 4 years

Na so dem be normally. Shockingly insecure lots. Always quick to play the "do you know who I am" card even when it doesn't count for lick.

Afobear:
I thought I asked you to hang your L on the wall where ur pride used to hang?

Lookman turned up? Cool—still not enough to level with me.
You said I folded like a book, man!
But your whole story reads like mid bars, please overlook, man.

Encyclopedia of ether? I took your elixir of life .
Your punches are softer than bacteria in a sterilized kit.
Telling me to dig a hole?
You're the one already buried in it.

Bandwagon passenger talking like you drive the lane
Broken axle? Brosky, your whole penmanship is the one in pain.
Afobear this, panda bear that. You're reaching, Bro, and you're still off track
Ten minutes in the lion’s den?
You wouldn’t survive the first damn frame.

So take this final swing, lil man syndrome
And remember: hang that L where your pride used to hang.








Aveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Mafia Records!!!!!!!!!

Oga we're not in a battle rap thread abeg rest. I'm not doing this with you any further. 😂

Your bars and wordplay are weak as hell anyways. This was even more terrible than your first attempt. 🤣🤣

Afobear:
Aveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Records Mafia!!!

I hear some Yokozuna want to point a finger at Khan but i'm Genghis
Someone, come look at your man. He is about to be baptized in the Danube and drown in it.
Knucklehead, FiveFootNinja, relax, aint nobody’s scared of your stature or your syntax,
Your whole style sits dead-center on the meter of AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE, and that’s me being NICE most times.

Your mind so heavy like a brick, but not solid (just dense).
You talk loud but your bars don’t hit like mine.
Boy, you're sweeter than a hook with no punchline.
Your whole verse looks shaky, like your bars aren't proof.
You're lagging, your brain wheel spinning that rainbow of death, and even your ideas sound out of breath.

See, you slow in the booth, slow in the proof,
and slow in the truth.
three meanings layered, and all of them YOU.
That’s S-L-O in all caps "
Slow in thinking,
Slow in bars,
Slow like you're still waiting on an app update from eons ago.

Your thoughts drop with buffering,
your bars land with sufferin,
your timing stays stutterin,
you're stuck in Stasis while I’m uploading greatness
like Genghis Khan conquering lands.
Your flow?
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
Your vibe?
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

Moniker FiveFootNinja? Please.
Five foot what? Five foot tall or just Five foot timid?
Your name hitting harder than your bars bro,
and your bars never hit to begin with.

Bro, you spit your verse, cool, but where’s the stealth? Where’s the threat?
but let’s be real: if mediocrity ever had a sound,
It’d rhyme exactly like what you did.
As soon as you spit, all the men lean back like:
“Here comes that
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
energy again…”
even the echo gets bored and don’t want to join in.

I’m Genghis Khan with the pen, Ninja.
I conquer you, ur flow, and ur future attempts,
all while marking your legacy at best,
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

So Hodl this Bukkakee L preciously,
frame it, hang it on your wall where ur pride used to be.



Aveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaageeeeeeeeeeeeeee Records signout!!

My last response to you, for the culture! (and because I don't want to detail the thread 😃)


Lookman turned up last night, as you can see he’s got the game’s shook, man
It took you aeons to clap back, no need to puff your chest, you already folded like a book, man!
I see why you call yourself Average Records Mafia, it’s cos your lyrical peak is everyone else’s "bad day" criteria
Me? I’m the encyclopedia of ether, leaving your whole interior in a state of mass hysteria
Your bars are weaker than bacteria in a sterilized area.
Don’t play the villain in this movie, you’ll get bleeped up faster than a fixed match
One strike and you're detached, your career’s a mismatched patch that I’m about to unlatch and dispatch
You should study how the legends actually attack, then maybe you might get you some skills to match
You’re just a passenger on a bandwagon with a broken axle, slow your roll
In fact, you should swap your mic for a shovel and dig yourself a deeper hole, let the soil form a duvet for your lost soul
Afobear couldn’t even handle the pressure of a panda bear
What makes you think you can survive ten minutes in the lion’s lair?

Afobear:
Aveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Records Mafia!!!

I hear some Yokozuna want to point a finger at Khan but i'm Genghis
Someone, come look at your man. He is about to be baptized in the Danube and drown in it.
Knucklehead, FiveFootNinja, relax, aint nobody’s scared of your stature or your syntax,
Your whole style sits dead-center on the meter of AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE, and that’s me being NICE most times.

Your mind so heavy like a brick, but not solid (just dense).
You talk loud but your bars don’t hit like mine.
Boy, you're sweeter than a hook with no punchline.
Your whole verse looks shaky, like your bars aren't proof.
You're lagging, your brain wheel spinning that rainbow of death, and even your ideas sound out of breath.

See, you slow in the booth, slow in the proof,
and slow in the truth.
three meanings layered, and all of them YOU.
That’s S-L-O in all caps "
Slow in thinking,
Slow in bars,
Slow like you're still waiting on an app update from eons ago.

Your thoughts drop with buffering,
your bars land with sufferin,
your timing stays stutterin,
you're stuck in Stasis while I’m uploading greatness
like Genghis Khan conquering lands.
Your flow?
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
Your vibe?
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

Moniker FiveFootNinja? Please.
Five foot what? Five foot tall or just Five foot timid?
Your name hitting harder than your bars bro,
and your bars never hit to begin with.

Bro, you spit your verse, cool, but where’s the stealth? Where’s the threat?
but let’s be real: if mediocrity ever had a sound,
It’d rhyme exactly like what you did.
As soon as you spit, all the men lean back like:
“Here comes that
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE
energy again…”
even the echo gets bored and don’t want to join in.

I’m Genghis Khan with the pen, Ninja.
I conquer you, ur flow, and ur future attempts,
all while marking your legacy at best,
AVERAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

So Hodl this Bukkakee L preciously,
frame it, hang it on your wall where ur pride used to be.



Aveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaageeeeeeeeeeeeeee Records signout!!

You see, it takes ninjas like you weeks
You need a comfort zone and some beats 😂
Lolly gaggers to poly matters that go over responses
Get all layered and technical in your content, post it up
Then Cookman came with the receipts
4-0 against Barcelona, I know last night your bum ass couldn't sleep 🤣


Imagine typing all this wack rhymes only for Lookman to cook against Barca last night. You go explain tire. Wasteman. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

lbrichman2:
Eminem no do pass this one

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

TheSuperNerd:
You want to cook Lookman... Pls go ahead. I wont even look, man. For in time, Lookman will again cook, man and you wont have any other looks, man.

You no give am well. Allow me. 😤

Afobear:
Denominator ko, Terminator shi

Whenever I see hating ass ninjas like you, I already know y'all just shook, man
You need to pipe down like the Mario brothers, don't come here chatting like you a book man, you’d still get schooled, man
Look, man don't be stuck in a cage like a toucan
Look, man, you can't be sleeping like a Jew man on a smooth man who ghosts the strongest defenses and leaves them spooked, man
You always chatting shit on the forums like you can, with useless jokes drier than old garbage doo doo cans
Imagine being a cook, man, and getting disrespected by a ninja named "Afobear"
Like damn, it's sad we have to banter words with a ninja whose name rhymes with parlor chair
Get this boy some industrial gel, I'm bout to glaze this lame upholstery, his backbone's gonna fold and snap like a taco shell.




No hard feelings though. Just flexing my rhymes. Been watching too much URL. 😂😂

elyte89:
Ghana Dey vex o 😀😀😀😀

They will still come back with 1 point after bottling a 3 goal lead against Panama to finish 3-3. No be Ghana wey we know? Nothing good can come out of them.

chrisooblog:
I have a dad joke!

What do you call a meeting between Lampard and Onyeka?

A Frank Discussion!

Bars! 😂

mostob:
I feel if all of us here enter studio, we will drop an album that'll be bang. Cos what's this rhyme I've been seeing lately 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Frank the tank rolling into Coventry, no brakes on sight
From Brentford to the Sky Blues, he's ready for the fight
Tank tracks in the grass, opposition getting flattened
Frank-ly speaking, Coventry just got their engine fattened

😃😃😃

charlesemeka85:
perfect name na wey u give me so 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂

Unlimited22:
Do you sleep on this thread? I just saw Fab's notification and was about to come here and ask who he is.

Na our transfer plug for NL. Charlesizio Emekano

GMBOFASIA:
Most of us here are not sentimental aside breaking Yekini record there is nothing spectacular osimehn has done for the team to say even if he is playing for Saudi Arabia he is still the face of our football don’t be sentimental and emotional thanks

Mane playing in Saudi can be regarded as face of Senegalese football leading them to 2 successful afcon not someone who hasn’t achieved anything with the team you are saying even if he is playing at Saudi in his prime still the face of super eagle football lol

So who is the face of the current Super Eagles if not Victor Osimhen? Moses Simon?

semid4lyfe:
South Africa to host the 2026 WAFCON if Morocco withdraws....

Bruh!!!

[quote author=Papi85 post=138330065]

Another African Best completed a transfer to Turkey in his prime.. I know my country’s best player 🤭pic.twitter.com/5IwsiRyWEF https://t.co/UecEeJt32y

— Rado 🎈 (@thee_ovie) February 1, 2026

never been a fan of Osimhen's move to Gala but the way some of these guys are framing this discourse after Lookman's move is horrible and just shows you how spiteful and ungrateful Nigerians can be. Nawa.

Omo but forget o, Nigeria really did wonders at this last AFCON. Played against all 4 major North African powerhouses and didn't lose a single game. And it was only Morocco that gave us problem but even they couldn't get anything tangible from us. We bullied the other three.

NFF needs to give Chelle all the help he needs abeg. In 2-3 years, as long as there's no funny business, this Super Eagles team may become too big for Africa.

SymphonyRad:
Tunisia already appointed Sabri Lamouchi since 3 weeks ago, he's on a contract till 2028 with them, his appointment has even been updated on Wikipedia already. Make una dey do basic fact-finding before posting unverified junk journalism here from X of all places.

Na things like this wey make people no too dey respect Pooja when it comes to updates. Imagine him posting this rubbish on his page and giving Nigerians unnecessary heart attack. Abeg I hope it's not true.

These NFF guys no just rate our women football. Incompetent elements.

elyte89:
This must be fake 😃, aw u go sack this kind coach

I don't think it's fake. Even during the tournament, when Morocco were drawing with Mali and struggling to beat Tanzania, I saw many Moroccan comments calling for his head on X.

Odunayaw:
Morocco stepped on the toe of the world oo

https://youtube.com/shorts/1ArMt4Hza8k?si=rVJQmu_jAktjTCYl

Omo I don't think even Nigeria has had it this bad.

But come, why is the Nigeria location in the video looking so advanced and classy. You sure say na the Naija we dey?

SymphonyRad:
Our best formation and starting XI going with Chelle's preferred 4-4-2 diamond

We need at least one perfect substitute for each position in this setup, such that when one player is absent it won't be felt.

chrisooblog:
Garba Lawal, Tijani Babangida?

Oh wow. Thought they were both Hausa. Thanks.

yinkeys:
That age sha
But the guy must be a baller

Yes, it's true. We saw his doings at the last CHAN tournament where we lost to Sudan.

opes:
The late Mark Aku was the sport minister then, Oliseh was very rude to him, when they asked him to apologise for his action, he publicly said the minister was not older than him, he refused. The problem he created in super eagles goalkeeper department affected the team for many years before Nwabali came over.
In the video, he was talking of the dwindling fortune of the team and inability to qualify for AFCON and worldcup. Did he forget he was the coach when the team failed to qualify for 2017 AFCON, before SIasia could turned things around, it was too late. Yes, we lost the playoff to DR congo via a penalties, Oliseh as a coach lost to the same DR Congo.
All what he accused Osimhen of, he did the same, even worst as a player

We lost to Congo, not DR Congo (formerly Zaire). That's even worse because Congo is not as good of a football team as DR Congo (Zaire) when it comes to football pedigree.

ChrisKels:
I wish the part of Nigeria that is of same stock as these Senegalese could be giving us mad talents like these Senegalese sha. 🥴

Hmmm. Have we ever had a decent Fulani football player? I'm not saying this to drag or insult anyone. I'm just genuinely curious.

Spainever:
I started watching AFCON in 1988. Since we defeated them in 1992 and 2000 ,I cannot recalled when Nigeria defeated Senegal senior national team.

2000 AFCON quarter-final. We beat them 2-1.
2006 AFCON group stage. We beat them 2-1
2006 AFCON third place playoff. We beat them 1-0.

That was the last time we beat them. The rest have mostly been draws. They've only beaten us twice since then too: a 2019 friendly and the recent CHAN tournament last year where our local eagles went to baff us spit.

I don't think our main squads have really faced off in a high stakes game since AFCON 2006. Exactly 20 years ago.

Sarsaparilla524:
Carney Chukwuemeka of German Bundesliga side Borussia Dortmund is NOW open to the idea of playing for the senior national team of Nigeria. 🇳🇬

AFCON 2025 effects? 🤔

Source?