₦airaland Forum

silverkings:
2nd to 22nd April

Thanks. I appreciate

What date is the next batch. I need to update a friend. Thanks

I dont want to die now Oooo. Can't anyone infect Bubu sef make the man die after 2 weeks. Nigeria can be great again.

If I catch Diane with all her style; she go confirm magic. IF I NO BREAK ONE LEG; I MESS UP!!! C style!!

My papa name no dey here. That man sef no try!!!

I will personally send the man to his early grave. C nonsense. What an insult!

Schooling in Nigeria is a scam.. Dick dey scratch me...

Goodgod213:
Efcc has seen he has no hands in fraud. Look Efcc is targeting people that are well to do, has cars or are flashy. There is no point saying he must have paid them off when it did not even take them time to release him.

If you are making money as a young man and feel the need to use security try not to use mobile police. Use soldier or bouncers

He can’t talk about Efcc now but he will talk about them later when he sees how far his name has spoilt. Stay low key and invest. If you can, travel outside the country. Nigeria is creating ways on how to suppress people so we can lick their feet. They want to draw us back to the Stone age. Imagine Lagos a former capital using horses as means of transport.

Don’t wear torn jeans
Don’t stay with friends (stay alone) stay in one room if you can’t afford self contain

Don’t associate with many people.

No waka outside once it is 10am till 5

No too Day carry woman and if you must she must make it to your house in the morning or later in the evening.no carry olosho to your house

Avoid Big clubs and go to medium bars

No greet people for street. Buy what you want to buy in the evenings or early mornings and kaput to your house

No day smoke marijuana for house except late in the night and lock all windows and use air freshener

Try to look scruffy or wear one baggy trouser and faded shirt till you hammer and can invest so you can back yourself with claims when trouble comes

Don’t be friends with police. If you feel your house don cast change your location ASAP

May your days be longer on earth. May you remain wealthy till eternity. Na only u talk Watin dey my mind via Nigeria matter.

We need this virus in Nigeria. Overpopulation is affecting our economy. We need to reduce small..

Love is blind Ooooo. If I mistakenly hold Otedola daughter for work; I will pay the chief priest to tie us till eternity. I rather receive insults than marry a poor useless wife. Most of our gals have nothing to offer in marriage. Empty Kom Kom...

I just saw my neighbor amongst them. Chai. This world is small Oooo. He is the light complexioned guy on red cap.

Nigeria is a scam... Make I dress go play bet9ja before luck pass me...

NORSYK:
Yes nobody will ever beat your iberiberitic tendencies, nobody will beat the records of your nepotic nature not even buhari.
The only Governor in Nigeria history that appointed his son in law as chief of staff.
Appointed his son in law's father as SSG.
Appointed his blood sister Deputy Chief of Staff.
Appointed his blood brother the head of revenue collector.
Appointed another blood brother Chairman of Imo State transport company.
Created the most preposterous ministry in the history of humanity(ministry of happiness and couples fulfillment) headed by his sister ogechi.
The only Governor in Imo State history to appoint a Commissioner from his own LGA.
The only Governor in Imo State history that owed 6 years pension unpaid.
Collected 35 Billion Bailout Fund for salaries and Pensions and paid Zero Pension.
Collected Paris Club Refund and Paid Zero Pensions.
Spent Billions of Naira on verification of Pensioners that failed.
Caught his own appointees in massive Pension Fraud, but covered the Pension thieves and released them, none charged to Court.
The only Governor in Imo State history that ordered every LGA in Imo State to bring cake for his birthday.
The only Governor who Claimed of spending N4b on school Uniforms, Sandals and Canvas to students, whereas only few schools and students in urban area benefited from it.
The only Governor who Awarded all the jobs in MDG, USBEB and FADAMA to only family members and few friends.
The only Governor who siphoned over 22 whopping Billion Naira of ISOPADEC in the guise of building imaginary Maritime University in Oguta that never came to fruition.
The only Governor who Used his son in-law Uche Nwosu, then Commissioner for Lands to acquire peoples lands in the guise of development. Converting of open spaces to family properties.
The only Governor who Deceitfully claimed to be building princess Hotel at Okigwe in which Billions was paid to Spanish company and not much work has been done. Part of the Hotel collapsed few months after it began because of the sub-standard job, and the hotel was abandoned.
The only Governor who built uncompleted halls in every LGA of Imo State and claimed to have spent 30 billion Naira on them.
The only Governor who sacked over 4 VC's of Imo State university in less than 18 months.
The only Governor who appointed over 70 aides upon his assumption in office.

Truly nobody will ever beat your iberiberism acts.

Haters everywhere. C as u write long letter over any person matter.. Chai. God bless Rochas Joor

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Like i will always say
Mi is not a real niggarrr. Only that song "sorry blame it on me" from akon cover the whole of Mi career. So mi abaga should not fuckkk with akon

Infact I blame vector for not being able to murder this untalented Moda fuckkker
Any way vector is one untalented Moda fuckkker

Only Jesse jags can murder his brother vector can't

U sabi joor.. One Asheewo for u...

Power of prick. Dont understand estimate money and dick. She followed wealth and manhood. God bless her hustle joor.

Nigeria is no longer safe. Fear even ur neighbor's, friends; well wishers and beggars. Evil world; evil Nigerians

SOooo what should we do now about it? Start finding ways to eradicate islam.... i don't understand Oooo but i know that Muslims are useless

They have started again with Tacha. BBN is over abeg lets mourn the total money our useless Nigerians spent voting. If U dont want God/Sango to punish YOU; plz dont start 2020 begging and wishing your parents dead just to extort from friends living and struggling abroad....

armadeo:
Oga abeg no vex.

I just wipe d tears joor. I dey cry for the country lol

God bless our celebrities. Timaya is a big boy. Hushpuppi is a big boy. Lets grow up and have sense this coming 2020. Dont be deceived by all that u c on dis social media. Once those Niggas meet now dem go resolve matter. Its we the masses that carry their problem on our head.

30k wey no reach to pay classic Ashewo for Island. Dey really need to add something to it. Atleast let niggas still have small fund for Tp. Devil no go spoil our happiness Oooo

ednut1:
upgrade when i dey japa comot una shit hole next year . Will buy range when i reach my new country

C dem. U called a whole Nigeria shit hole country while your family and loved ones are all here in Nigeria. Na people like u God dey punish. Safe journey to your dream land but if u later no travel next year. Your problem must multiply

Simplyleo:
EOD 300k in 2010?

Oga, na wetin I buy my own I talk sooo.

No lie Ooo. If person tell u say him buy EOD for even 1.2m in 2010 wouldn't u argue and refute the lies lol. No mind me broda.

Hahahaha teaching na job. The whole teachers that taught me back then are still teaching until now. Most of them couldn't even read well as at that time. How do u expect me to sabi book. I no fit sabi joor

Simplyleo:
2010

Honda '03 (EOD)

1.75 m

Hmmm EOD no pass 300k that year. Dem dey even dash the car now if u buy Range rover

Mine wasnt just a car. I bought a sport car for #200

When you are BIG; you are BIG...Davido is a big nigga.. Clear road haters and broke mofos

ademidedavid:
Give us evidence, or else it's just another way to siphon money from we poor nairalanders

That’s their strategy to extort from people. Wicked world.

Dem for just die and reduce over population of useless people...

The sperm was completely blind. How can a blind man f*ck at night. He is the cause of this whole mess. Don’t duck at night but he didn’t obey the gods. Nothing is hereditary. He was only disobedient.

centboy123456:
re-registered to where pls

It’s very easy to do it. I was a victim of this shit. They only need to visit any network outlet and retrieve the number. It’s just 2k to retrieve line. What that; they can access your account info. One need to report this to the bank and if possible to the police. That person can be tracked easily with that same number.

Someone re-registered the phone number that is attached to your account to gain access into your account. You need to get the number retrieved Nigga. Take heart broda. Same shit happened to me and the useless bank didn’t do anything about it.