₦airaland Forum

dontador: Old women won't cease to amuse me.

you are not alone bro. Na rosy parks mate wey no wan respect her old age.

[quote author=Maria-G]What a boring day...[/quote]why was that? You spent it with mynd??

TeezyFL: Do I evn av anytin 2 say? Except dat, the way PHCN dey do 4 Naija..... Dem no try at all..! 2 c Light 4 person hood sef na problm... na evry dae we go buy fuel? Den at d end of d month they'll come and ask 4 dia Light bills... I wan chat buh ma Ba3 dey make sound hia... I wna knw why, Electricity iz a problm in Nigeria...

ok. Shut da f up.

laberry101: What's the longest relationship you ever had that didn't work out? Who left who ? And what was the possible outcome?

Who wanted who back.

Please let's do this for those who are fresh in the " just got my heart broken" , and I'm hurting.

Starting with me,
My longest relationship was for 8years, lol... Started early though so no questions on why that long and why you no marry her.

She left me for somebody else, and now she wants me back so much so that she had to relocate to my city of residence just to be close and the begging continues till date for the relationship, and that ain't coming,I've tested being free and the fun is endless, but the gurls are now doing anything just to make sure I marry them, and so on.

But my heart is so hardened and locked away now that I wonder who will soften it and open the door again.

Are you done hyping yourself??

intelligen: @loquita,she said i was caging her 2much...

so now nko?? You are netting her??

dontador: You are too old for this. Jubilating over an insultive attitude of a puerile.

bro YOU ARE ON POINT AND KILL!

190: D last finger on her left toe

this. I heard it has a vein that goes directly to your senses.

[quote author=Mr..Cork]Is it ok to **slap** a female if you buy her phone credits and she refuses you her number? please advise! [/quote]welcome back mrcork!

That thing that made her leave you in the first place is still there. So be rest assured its fake.
Forget what you said when you were a child. Mistakes happen, she's a mistake, move on.

omotola1: Ok. You are right.
If you ask them why they don‘t report molestation, dey‘ll tell you it‘s because of their children.
Most women will tell u dat d reason why dey are still in their husband‘s house is because of their children. Even if d husband nearly kill them, dey will still remain there.
Imagine?

i wont imagine.
You are watching too many nollywood films.

[quote author=Mynd_44]And how come flash can't do without typing the name mynd?[/quote]cos your stewpidity always comes to mynd

joeydozzy: I thought you were a doctor, help me out now. Battery out, gotta go

but you are the one sounding like a doctor, e don hook you??
Btw, I'm not a doctor.

The winner of "nairaland's got dumbasses" - mynd555

joeydozzy: okay, some symptoms go all right but that doesn'tmean all of it cos she still has asthma. It's not like it can be miraculously cured without treatment, I bet she still went for checkups but decided to tell him after the attacks came back. From my point of view, she was just waiting for proof when she knows she got it and that means she lied about being around the corner

dude you just keep sounding lamer and lamer. Do yourself a favour....

Idowuogbo: *she starts singing*
Oh I love my baby! Dats my baby! I'll treat my baby rite...

Dats my niggie! Dalu shine! U fresh and kaporishetiscano! Any ragga muffin excrembre dats oozing fungus... U silencer.Carry go! My very own gladiator Lmfaoo!!!

can someone get this lump of fat outta here??

Nl troll - mynd666

Why does boredom follow mynd around??

Yawns.... Are we done yet??

#ogugua
you get talent o

joeydozzy: how does she know when her asthma comes? That's B.S

are you kidding me?? We have so many ignorant people ere.

Goldieluks: @OP am going to save this in my diary and follow it step by step. Superb one.

you really need it

boron10: Terrible troll at that. There should be a limit to the number of posts a nairalander should make in a day cos it seems the more the Id.iot comments, the more ridiculous he sounds.

joblessness is a biatch. Worst is, he aint even slightly funny.

cindyrella: *yawns*

you musnt comment.

The last time i wore a wrist watch was in my junior secondary. Then it was compulsory.

[quote author=Mynd_44]What a waste of bandwidth[/quote]you're just a silly troll.

Shollypopz: I'm better @ knowing good food, lol

I can make a good amount of Nigerian dishes as long as u don't expect me to pound yam or kill anything!

why do you keep saying nigerian dish?? Ok we get the message!!

Sijo01: *yawns*
reporting for duty....... Who's in da building?

you blind??
Ow was your day??

[quote author=Mynd_44]I guess this means the truce is off. Tell us Flash, do you still flip through your anatomy books looking for diagrams of the female reproductive organs?[/quote]duuuhhh. Actually, i see and touch the real one everytime, very soon i will be getting paid for doing that
hope you'll bring your wife along