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El retardo!

bennyraz: i tire o. I think say na only v.i.b-rator she sabi handle. Mumu raise to power one trillion.

[quote author=Mr..Cork] Ladies: If you are waiting for a man who is loving, understanding, cute, rich, humble, patient, honest, faithful and trustworthy. Don't worry, Jesus is coming soon.
[/quote]what of for we the guys?

[quote author=Mr..Cork] It looks like cheese burger [/quote]who knows, your first child would look like that too

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Larrylarex: I'm waiting for the end of the story pls oh!
Meanwhile...
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aba boyz no dey dull!

To be honest i dont understand the further animousity directed towards this guy even by those not part of the matter, infact i think he should be commended for having swallowed his pride and apologised. All those beefing and threatening are all online theatrics which i'm sure even the threatenee didnt take serious.
So on behalf of my wife and family i wholeheartedly accept your apology (though i may not accept the friend request ). Peace man.

Op, if na you dem toast with six words you go gree??

Just wait till she gets admission. . .

bin gbagbo: my girlfriend came to visit me on good friday.i left her in the house and attended easter convention.
i came back to the house this morning and she served me with hot pepper soup.the meat was tasty so i ask am which kind meat be that? there she told me "i crucified your cat"
i ve been crying ever since. my question is , can i trust this girl? what could she be killing next?
help me ooo.

dont worry, the cat will ressurect in your belly today.

MarcAnthon: PS: I have asked her not to reply you and to stay out of your way. So you can knock yourself out baiting her.

La Parisienne: Blablablablablablablablah of a jobless, braindead, and diseased arselicker. I didn't read any of that, I already know what would come out of a waste of space like you . The thread is now yours, knock your poverty stricken lowlife self out with it.

wetin come happen?

[quote author=anonymus11_1]op u bi glorified fool who do i think ya are to be teeling an nonconsistent story. ya said ya stayed off relationship for 8 years to focus on studies how many years be yar own degree becuz law and medicine sef no reach like dt. 8 years to focus on studies haba dem no carry ya go check whether na spirit husband dey worry ya...........abi ur own 8 years study was customized for d level of ya brain e fit be a topic takes u a year to decipher............... ya said ya last relationship at 20 u no gree kiss, wetin happen to d relationship u free d guy based on 8 years leave to focus on study. ya parents no fit sing marriage for ya hear fpr 8 years. omo after 8 years na now kongy dey scratch ya for toto..................... ya know what ur case don pass nl, i dnt know y members feel d need to give bo bo or fake gist what would it benefit una. oga seun how u take dey allow different aro patient for here very soon members go dey pack shit chop for here.[/quote]this guy is a sensational award winning hediot! Best ignored.

slimyem: do what you have to do so you dont fall mugu!
Pray you don't lose a good thing in the line of CAUTION!

so what are you saying in essence. . .

Kenny20910: @Rokiatu: I agree with you to an extent. I will start by telling my Wife first so that any and all actions will be jointly taken. I stand by my word that I have not had any physical relationship with this woman. I do love my wife and will not let anything, talk less of this woman, come between us.

dont change your sim, just tell your wife, fold your hands and watch as everything will be taken care of.

seniormallam: D IGBO lady that play me mugu showed me every kind of luv u may think of even sometimes wept wen we had issues not knowing she had her plans, hw will i appreciate any woman's love again? My new gf washed my towel nd she thought she have tried, the igbo lady will even come over d wkend nd do laundary 4 me, hope somebody is getting wat i'm driving at, i still believe not all igbo lady's ar bad.

lol, dont do what you dont want to do, if she's there for your gifts, she will leave and that would be good riddance, if she's there cos of love then she will stay irregardless.

Boyloaf: killz strong Ȋ̝̊̅§ enuf Йą . Why add 'old' τ̅☺ it? U̶̲̥̅̊ nor knw wetin girls like τ̅☺ hear? U̶̲̥̅̊ wan cause wahala FƠ̴̴̴̴͡я̲̅ her bf abi? O̶̲̥̅̊к̲̣̣̥ ˚˚˚°ºH

dude no dey spoil person eyes for here naa, which kind phone you dey use sef??

sauer:

sup bro, long time.

seniormallam: have once been played mugu b4, but now i have a new gfriend, there are some things i know i shuld be doing for her but i'm not doing it, because i dont want one gilr to play me again, but now i'm feeling guilty and disturb, please wat shld i do?

i really understand how you are feeling.
Well my advice is that you keep it the way it is now for a while, till you are sure you can trust her completely, cos believe me, if you fall mugu again, recovery would be hard!

Get married and fast!

Once a cheat, always a cheat and as johnny depp said, if you love two people at the same time, choose the second one cos if you really loved the first, you woulnt have fallen for the second.