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Oga ben how come i didnt see you at my exposition thread, am sure i made you proud! Cos i copied one or two of your stlyez

sauer: Sometimes I wonder how women end up with men like this. Is it that there is a dearth of good men in Nigeria and around the world? or do you girls just enjoy such "alpha males" who enjoy disrespecting you?

if they knew the men were like that they wouldnt have ended up with them, men are bloody chameleons!

pendo89: Guy are you serious? Can one run out of topics? I think you guys hve talked about your lives a lot.You have exhausted everything about family,growing up,hobbies,school and the present.
Now you are stuck!

This is where the challenge is.Testing each other's intellect on real life issues. You go a step higher and start bringing in the world to spice up your talk.
See,Life is more than the two of you.We live in a political,environmental socio-economic world.
We watch events happen around us everyday. We come across stuff as we go about our day to day errands.
You want to tell me that you cannot find a topic out of those I highlighted? Wow I always complain about not having enough time to chat, not topics because I always have something cooking in my mind. A million things infact cz my senses are alert 24/7.
You know what I think? I think it also depends on ur life and what you do.Do you keep up with events local and international? do you read magazines,blogs,journals stuff,watch tv?
Out of all those it's very easy to pick out subject and dissect it for hours or days.
If one is not exposed to events happening around them,they will find nothing to talk about except what they ate for lunch and dinner day in day out.
And the relationship becomes a bore.

all those ones are not for the average nigerian couple. So narrow minded. You'd be awed at the kinda things they discuss.

Jaybee why did you lock this thread naa, with a stamp sef??
https://www.nairaland.com/920774/scandal-romance-section-multi-id
seriously why?? As a law abiding non bashing nairalander, i need an explanation!

After 189 hours of raccous, extensive, gargantuan, backbreaking, ardous and operose investigations into the issue of multiple id usage on nl, being paid at the rate of $200/sec by seun, special detective flash has made the following mind blowing, ear waxing, tongue wagging, eye opening, nose blocking and hand wanking discoveries.
He accomplished these no easy fit by a tiresome and strenous method of comparing and contrasting the letters that make up the usernames of nl members.
He came to the following startling conclusions;
1. That the one and only indelectable freecocoa is no other person than sweetcocoa! Unbelievable right?? Read further for more!
2. That goldieluks is the same in flesh and blood with mygoldie! Sorry goldie, you werent so smart!
3. That nl's only genius flashaldrin also poses around nl as flash11. Not so much a genius, is he??
4. That the romantic, nl official match maker cuddlemii is same as cuddler! That must be destabilizing to her! But agent flash doesnt care as he is just doing the work he's been paid for!
5. Now this is the one you've been waiting for! That sexkillz, yes that problematic most hated dude on nl, has been finally unravelled as the persona behind the id killz!! Did you just say duh?? That alone took 100 hrs!! Haters, dont forget to buy me drinks. .
6. That 190 is the same as 190@ and also 190smh!! That was tough, but trust agent flash to crack all hard nuts!
7. For those already throwing laurels and singing praises to agent flash, you have to wait to hear this! To crown his achievements and put his previous efforts to naught, he made the enormous all important discovery of a single member that has upto 50 id's!! That person is no other than MR CORK!! Yes, clap if you want to clap! he has many established id's like cork2050, cork2030 and so on. This feat alone earned him numerous grammies, countless academy awards and priceless nobel prizes!

He then rebuffed the allegations that troyjay is the same as killz and that cuddlemii is fickle Due to the mismatching of letters in their usernames!
Drop your words of appreciation!

Crown Prince: Hawtin just surfaced,impressed by my grammar and decided to make a complimentary statement. If my eloquence grammatical construction dont awe you definately you wont find the excuse to always check for mispelt words to counter your inferior complex.

dude easy, i'm finding it increasingly hard to comprehend your posts. You're spoiling the fun!

hawtin: you are the most matured on this romance section. what are you even doing here with members that have submitted their brain cells for sampling. we would keep in touch definately.

its 'definitely' sweedy

hawtin: your father is dumb and your mom is sure of that, you know why? take a look at their offspring you look like a sickle cell patient! Now run along to the pg 13 section!

lol, so dumbness in parents lead to the production of sickle cell offsprings, wow, i see where you are coming from
but seriously, you know you are dumb, dont you??

Six guys want to date you, how many of them do YOU want to date?? Therein lies your solution. . .

MsDarkSkin:

....*continues to read!*

i see what you are stirring up there, hmmm, be careful. . .

MsDarkSkin: @flash....

"bumbo" = v@gina
"cla/ot" = cloth/pad...

so in essence you called them menstrual pads!

couldnt have been more astutely said, am i a genius or what??

Brb with wiki's definition of bullshit!

MsDarkSkin: LOL!!!
*wonders if he knows what "bomboclat" means."

you bet i dont!

How quickly the subject of the thread has changed, smh.

mykejones: "You are what? You are a fool!" thats what killz would say..i.e,that statment is accredited 2only u. How com Hawtin used it? Wel,mayb she's a true fan of urs.
Btw,u sounded 2confident wen u said Onila isn't Hawtin..again, i wonder.
And d third is,u try so so hard in convincin NL members that the said Hawtin isn't u. U really shdn't b bothered if she isn't.
Wel,it's non of my biz anyway.

you are what?? You are a fool!
There. . . I just used it. I must be killz then. . .
Anyone can use any of killz catch phrases cos admit it, they are quite catchy and addictive. That doesnt make the person anything they're not, just the way discombobulated was quickly adopted by everyone.
Belie'e me if i was too recruit a detective and you came up with that wack intelligence, i would make you a gateman instead. No offence.

Crown Prince: Killz has defended onila,criticizes flashadrin,bombered crown prince,insulted kelvin yet he did never lambast hawtin,the op as the case may be. Probabely,he knows much of the poster than the post.

why would he attack hawtin when she didnt accuse him of anything? Are you for real??

KINGwax: well, u can see your newly acquired friend is a dumbass too! It takes two to tango!

lolz their is more chances of hawtin being onila than killz. Like seriously?? its not like am rooting for killz or anything but dude that's the lamest thing ever. I'm sure you dont believe it either.

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030]Onila is not hawtin.[/color][/quote]well they are both dumb anyway
you never can tell unless if you're quite sure. . . .

Anyone that really thinks hawtin is killz is a dumb bomboclat!

Onila/hawtin howfar?
Can see you're getting the attention you seek, good for you.

And what if i read it to the end?
You sound like one of those girls that find it difficult to get a guy so you wanna make it difficult for other girls if you can, sorry but its simple psychology

Why not?? Whats your choice in the matter?? Na your business?? Will you marry him?? Whats the guarantee the person he eventually marries will not be worse.
The best you can do is to tell him the truth about what you know, the decision is his!
Wait, is this even a question

Best friend and life companion!

So whats your question exactly??

First of all Find out if she has any interest in you at all, or if their is a potential that she will develop one in the future, if yes, then plan your formation and tactics using skii's advice
cos if not it will be like playing kano pillars against barcelona, you can never win

If you're really good, how come you cant differentiate the romantic section from the music section