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Chimezie198:
errrm mallam flash, when it comes to action on bed, holla at me. That's my favourite role.

are you willing to get down with ok_2_nv??
you will be paid beautifully

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=823925.msg9806521#msg9806521 date=1324419601]feb 14 is just around the corner   [/quote]anything can happen before then

slimyem:
which audition??
you don forget say na me authorize this story initially?
i get another act for another location na im make me just dissapear small.
now,gemme ma script  fast!!!

190 anything at all for yem??!
even if na to dey sell groundnut

what's wrong with this voting thing??
telling me i have to register before i vote
i dey suspect rigging o!!

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=823925.msg9806448#msg9806448 date=1324418851]thats my wife ure talking abt here  [/quote]not yet, till February 14

slimyem:
na wa o, where be my script nah abi una don act finish??

your script na for part 2, go and audition now!

freecocoa:
alrighty baby.

been thinking about you throughout today,
how are you babe??

Chimezie198:
**knocks at d door** Mallam Flasha na me.

*looks at him via the security monitor* ehen na wentin??

I seem to be loving naijurian women advise

but he is the play boy of the film naa, you go just flash am bobby, but you wont be the woman friend

^^ nice to see you, welcome

mcnepow:
U have said it all!

kai, i don dumb finish. meat don get 2 meanings. ok naa

freecocoa:
How's everybody in here?mehn its been like forever,I really missed you guys.

My day is gonna be spent mostly indoors I think,started it off already watching Glee,paddy,dyt I miss you guys.

hey missed you more babe, happy to see you back

papa king:
As an alternate idea, when your partner arrives home for the day, take their hand and pull them towards you aggressively.

not when it is id, be lucky to escape with both eyes intact

[quote author=OK_2_NV link=topic=829420.msg9806277#msg9806277 date=1324416978]i know that feeling. u open the browser link hoping to get 'sum' but end up with a censored image and a flashing sign where you can sign up after entering your credit card details.[/quote]ok, you will be the play boy, say thank you

^^^ thats for calling your uncle a retard

people, audition for shocking news part 2 is on o
the juicy roles are still availaible
nairaland productions
exec producer: flashaldrin
costume designer: babe
area girl: id
film clown: 190
actor: sexkillz
boss: seedord
babalawo: chimezie190
fine girl: slimyem
ugly jealous babe: goldieluks
other roles available!!!

[quote author=OK_2_NV link=topic=829420.msg9806030#msg9806030 date=1324414056]Ok, let me break it down for you NL retards:
I am considering having this lady at work as a friend. She is nice, articulate but darn to sexxxy for just a friend. I don't want to mess our relationship in future becos we phucked and am not the commitment type so I wont want to date her and then later disappoint her with my wayward dik. But I also don't want to be the guy she will call at nite asking for advice when she is in a relationship with this other guy at work who is a total dik as well who I know is currently chasing her fast without any shame round the office. The other day he bought her a lunch. So how do I protect her from myself and the advances of the office twerp and still be friends with her without her calling me in the middle of the nite telling me she has menstrual cramps? [/quote]read this thrash and tell me who be ret[i]a[/i]rd
trying desperately hard not to tell you 'your father na ret[i]a[/i]rd !'

abeg can we turn this thread to shocking news part 2

Goldieluks:

sorry for loosing both legs, we actually gave the finance officer Mr flasha, a budget to produce the film trick.

dont blame me o, 190 use all the money to buy egbo for mz darkskin

^^^Na you be the guy wey go jump from storey building, but we nor get film trick equipment o, so,

as in we would marry but no sex??

where i stay, non-virgins are unheard of.
i dont know what you guys are talking about

nice one, Mr nollywood

front page please!

Idowuogbo:
^y are u vegeterian?, I gat suya oya chopulate

@op
Mehn am up so early and I don't have work today,mehn my body clock is so used to routines kai I suppose dey japan by dis time wake around mid-day ,but no my iris jus light up like persin wey dey do vigilante.My today shud b quite relaxing indoors mostly, I guess its my day to chillaz and kazie so I go jus dey sha, abi una wan come visit Bado I promise to entertain you wiv tropical and exotic delicassy.

make i come naa, where e dey happen??

mcnepow:
4 wiaaaa?? Na 1 babe giv me meat during break 4 here o, i say thank u as per d normal tin. she say if i no acept am, she no go talk to me again! She mean am die!!! I dey helpless unto say na my tutor, without her coming to dis place evrydai go b waste of time. Na so i begin chop meat 4 full public! d meat swit sha¤ hehehe

guy you dey fall my hand o, dem give you meat you dey shy, abi you don turn to another odiaro

REALITY101:
Lmao @ I love you

freecocoa:
Baby,just got back from where I went,my network is still acting up,it only kinda gets better at night,hope your day was cool?I missed you papi.

missed you too, had a hectic day at work but its all good.
'bout time we did something about that network of yours