₦airaland Forum

joke section oya--------->

lefulefu:
See your head like frying pan wey Mama Rashidatu dey take fry akara every evening

^^^nobody follow you dey laugh
btw you admitted you are lefool (the fool)!!

xynerise:
@flashband. This is not a joke thread. Can u antelopically leave here pls?

what is it then?? geography thread??
ok, travel section that way-------->

JAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
IIIIIICEEEEEEEE

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=824677.msg9761808#msg9761808 date=1323856805]mine is 11' and still growing [/quote]dude na cl1toris be that

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=824677.msg9761808#msg9761808 date=1323856805]mine is 11 and still growing [/quote]11mm, dude na clitoris be that

lolz. very true sha. anyway. . . .joke section this way ------->

Switbitch:
^ ^ when will u grow fat, slimyem!

switbith = lefool/190/chimp/etc

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=824847.msg9761745#msg9761745 date=1323856394]its true

I know a couple of few cry babies arund these parts
no love in reality so they bring their anger here on NL

I doubt i am 90% sane  [/quote]

this topic has been over discussed but. . . . . brb!

Ima Ima:
why d obsession with Nigerian women? and its dis same guys dt end up marrying nigerian women.

do u think nigerian ladies are totally ok with nigerian men, with many of their irritating attitudes? but we dont come here and open a thread and start bitching and nagging.

i thot dey said women nag and complain. nagging men, is very uncute.

190 stop emasculating urself.get your manhood back!!!

you mean he has no d1ck??

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=824639.msg9760712#msg9760712 date=1323845351]the best part of lefulefu ran down his father's legs[/quote]chai!! you mean the part of the male pro-nucleus(sperm) responsible for the development of 3/4 of his cerebral cortex?
you are wucked!

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=824847.msg9761703#msg9761703 date=1323856042]there are no romantic nairalanders

just a few saddist who come here to make the best part of their frustrations on the internet

I am one of them-[/quote]

lefulefu:
Imagine a very goodlooking dwarf come sweep u off your feet with im swag and u come find say out this dwarf not only say e dey romantic e also dey very intelligent and nah first class e take graduate from the university of Ibadan.So for the naija babes una go gree marry such a dwarf even wen such a midget dey broke with no money?

Are you trying to describe yourself??

nice bullshyt

nice thread. though i didnt see character/manners there, will include it myself
1. Intelligence
2. character
3. Beauty
4. Career Potential
5. Traditional/Homely
6. Virginity/Low intimate Experience
7. Sexiness/Fashion/Girliness

lololz. the person say na highbros. . . say im dey come for me

one of my friends just made a prank call on me with a username from nl. so angryyyyyy

nice

hahaha, smh. see who is talking.
you have more than 2000 posts and i dont even have up to 1000. hehe and i registered a whole year before you.
old man! very soon your daughter will also reject you on nl
keep obsessing! 

kai, the quack, i was really thinking you were an intelligent man trying to be funny, now you've just killed that thought.
1. you are so jobless you went to dig up a month old thread
2. only an illiterate discombobulated homo-erectus will derive the same meaning from the above.
wtf??! because i was trying to let you know your comments were old and boring, I'm now cocoa.
dude get a life and stop obssessing.
how can an old man with wife and kids be this jobless?? smh

freecocoa:
Hahaha You divorced me yet you are the one going about looking for punny all over NL while I'm caught up in a sizzling relationship with a berra guy and more are still on queue,keep dreaming joseph cos that's all you can do without me.

welcome to nairaland lomantic sesshun

Ijogz K:
Point of correction, I divorced her, No time @ all  

how come you are now the one suffering from it

Igwe419:
Why is it that you can turn a Nigerian woman's head around by showing her money? You can basically do anything with a Nigerian women if you promise her every material in the world, what is going on? Where are the ethnics?

Igwe S.OF.A.B

slimyem:
Holy ghost Fire!!!

kylee:
IS IT RIGHT FOR A GIRL TO BACK TO HER EX-BOYFRIEND AND TELL HIM THAT SHE CANT STOP LOVING HIM AND THEY SHOULD CONTINUE AFTER ALMOST 2YEARS OF HER BREAKUP WITH THE GUY

Is it wrong??

slimyem:
guy,seriously,when did you and lefulefu start staying in the same house??
How come you got infected this fast?

since cocoa divorced him

maclatunji:
Try and tell people simply that a story has been posted before without the drama

and what drama did you see in that post. are you stalking me??

sorry for MRWILLS

people, please lets try the ignore tactics, i promise it will work.