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DON'T WANT HIM BACK.....ll come back wen its my business

My first crush?=TALL,DARK,V shaped FACE,SMART,INTELLIGENT,SHY,KISSABLE LIPS,DAT KINDA DI*K(later dated)hAS DIMPLES,White EYES,RICH,CaRING And SWEET......drops pen

TIN ABI SLIM?

donnypool:
your boobs too small na

. Yeh; snap ur girlfriend own show me ;(

HotBisi:
big illiterare. camt

.lolz ;( .its actually ILLITERATE not dat rubbish u spelt; CAN'T not camt FOOL

Op I DON'T KNOW THEM;... aNY PROBLEM :x ?

ThankGOD am not here

daviyjones:
Guys have you ever wonder how your Gf would look like without the bra? With the bra the boobs looks firm and attractive without it will guys still find it attractive? Will it make a difference?

.have u seen AMBER ROSE? I work my street smtyms withawt bra....my BOOBS are well olrit.........

Op is upset; she sounds pain'd NONSENSE

cashqueen1:
and who do u think u are.?....arrogant fool
n God created me ok...i dont know ur problem..i just came and u started attackin me i didnt offend u..

.This kinda children na ABORTION fit una ;( its so bad ur bad din use condom abi he din forget u in d toilet ;( . WATERY SPERM (kip it coming; we bot goina get a ban.Ain't scared tho its nt my first

ipleddge:
I chop ban too,my moniker dey prison

.lolz

ipleddge:
You are praising the guy with that word,he is way below fool

.lolz; me don't want another ban oo; dem gt my bB

cashqueen1:
thats d welcome....well are u tryin to say new members cannot join nl...
sm pple ehn

.come ooo,are u talking to me or d creature dat constructed u? ASK AROUND AND OBSERVE bfor quoting pple.omo kekere

Rexhenrex:
must u show off Ur stupidity

.MUST YOU CALL UR MOTHER NAMES?

shumuel:
Are you tring to be funny or you just want to comment ?

Anyways my parent are neither Poor nor Rich but am a buti, so riddle it.

.FUNNY? DO I LOOK LIKE FUNKE AKINDELE? GUY EVERY OF UR WRITE UP IS TRASH; GERRIT?

buccal:
I know you are lying, but continue

.hahahahaha; seriously

Blackett:
https://s15.postimg.org/ikb0qdgt7/Screen_20150324_161537_1427210321446_l.jpg

.ohhh dat reminds me... Gaht to change that

Burnnotice:
Ma'am u woke up like this #flawles

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FOOL

Vice-versa

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Blackett:
https://s12.postimg.org/tozspn5q5/offended.jpg

.shut up please

Op why are u asking

Burnnotice:
hmmmm well i think some peeps still gives good advice....theres always an iota of truth in every lie.....#flawles

.SIR :/

Rexhenrex:
am a year younger than u bro,i av never walked up to a gurl talkless of kissing one but i considered it as nothing,rather it made me concentrate more in ma studies.

in ma faculty am one of the best economists,and to tell you the truth av got gurls who always wanna be around me.

Concentrate and make good grades and other things shall be added.

.my friend sharrap dere and lemme hear word;. BEST KO ORIGIN KE SPIRIT kI mtwwwwwws

Burnnotice:
Hi am new here. Name is josef....i don't know what is wrong with me as am 20+ but have no gf, i haven't asked any girl out for once, haven't kissed or had sex... not that i don't feel like having a gf but anytime i see a girl i like...the courage to approach disappears...have tried all i could possibly think of but all to no avail....pls i'll greatly appreciate your comments. Thanks'

.Op of all places you come nairaland cun seek advice?

Hehehehehehhehehehehe; pple are praying to get rich and op is here talking trash>wait OP are you trana say your parents are poor and ur sisters are having suitors every day while der rich female friends are jus der?

WDFIAD? 10 reasons to date a Rapist,10 reasons to date a prostitute.. Niggas should just shut it and gerrawt from my front :@ mtwwwwwws; so annoying

ASO ROCK

Ohhh; wat s wrong if his trying too WOO you? His he impotent?why u scared ni?

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I don't think i wanto hear/see the word S E X right now