Samsimple:
mine goes thus:

on the 31st of march 2016 I asked my best friend to dash me some cash cuz I was damn broke as in I got only 50 naira for my bank acct.. After whining and pleading he promised to send 5000 to me... I just thanked God, throughout the day I was expecting the alert but for where... I called his number till I slept off but he refuse to pick...


on the 1st of April I received a text I just look at the pop up notification without really going through the message I was certain it was a bank alert not just any kind of bank alert buh credit bank alert ... i checked my torn wallet brought out my squeezed last card enter bike to the nearest ATM...

when I got there the queue was damn too long I just shouted "snake", omo line scatter I just stroll enter front
con tell dem "April fool"

finally I stood face to face with the ATM people where already raining insult on me, I don't give a fvck joor I was a five thousand naira or more... I typed my pin **** .. typed in the amount 5000 naira... buh the atm wrote "insufficient funds on the screen"…

I was dumbfounded I checked the text OMG credit alert of 50naira... I called my guy he picked up immediately I told him what happened buh he just shouted

"April fool"!!!!!!!…


as I sit dey type now I don dey organise my revenge....


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Uyiii:

just use your signature take judge the nonsense wey you post, then tell me how you take make any sense

festwiz:
It's news like this that makes me wonder if the black race is cursed.

The reason you are termed "black" is because of the religion with which you were enslaved. Now, hundreds of years later, you prove that you were indeed "monkeys".

When people do extremely ridiculous acts all in the name of religion, makes it a destructive notion, a brain numbing idea that needs to be eradicated.

dafeyankee:
When I had no job.

And that was in Primary School.

Samsimple:
you are free to add yours
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Samsimple:
If you find yourself taking hundreds of selfies but still aren't happy with the image, then you may have fallen victim to the ‘selfie effect.’
A new study by researchers at Rutgers New Jersey Medical School has revealed the distortive effects of selfie cameras, which are prompting many people to develop a skewed self image.

The researchers, including Boris Paskhover, who specialises in facial plastic surgery, explained that selfies are regularly given as examples as why patients are seeking plastic surgery.
Dr Paskhover said: “Young adults are constantly taking selfies to post to social media and think those images are representative of how they really look, which can have an impact on their emotional state.

“I want them to realise that when they take a selfie they are in essence looking into a portable funhouse mirror."
In the study, the researchers developed a mathematical model that shows how noses are distorted by photos taken at close range.
The model was based on the average head and facial feature measurements form a range of racially and ethnically diverse participants

It revealed that an average selfie - taken about 12 inches from the face - makes the nose appear 30 per cent bigger, compared to an image taken 1.5 metres (5 feet) away.
Dr Pashkover believes that the detrimental effects of selfies on self-image is a public health issue.
According to the American Academy of Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgeons, 55 per cent of surgeons say people come to them seeking cosmetic procedures for better selfies

SOURCE>> https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/selfies-make-your-nose-looks-12113675


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Samsimple:
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Samsimple:

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Thursday, 8th February 2018, has been declared lecture free day in honour EBERE OMAH, a 300 Level Educational and Foundation Management Student who lost her life in a fatal shuttle vehicle accident that occurred on Campus this morning at about 7am in AAU, The shuttle which carried 18 passengers (Students) lost control around School Auditorium few minutes after they left the park due to brake failure, of which later summersaulted at Faculty of Environmental Sciences and clashed, leaving one dead and Several others injured..
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immediately, School Managements responded, The Vice Chancellor, The Dean of Students and some other well meaning members of the University were on ground, rushing all the Affected Victims to the hospital

Those that were rushed to Eguavon Hospital have been discharged in sound health, those that were rushed to Eromosele hospital have also been been discharged in sound health*
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Four students in Otibhor (Irrual Specialist Teaching hospital) who are responding to treatment at a good pace.
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All hospital bills are taken care off by the school managements
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MAY THE GENTLE SOUL OF THE DEPARTED REST IN PEACE, TILL WE MEET AGAIN IN GLORY
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300 Level Student from Education and Foundation Management*


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Samsimple:
Is Rihanna an Arsenal fan?

In fairness, it’s been known for a while that Rihanna loves the Beautiful Game.
During the last World Cup in Brazil, Rihanna regularly took to social media to offer her insights into the games.
Back in 2015, Real Madrid striker Karim Benzema and Rihanna were spotted hanging out quite a lot a rumours spread that they were an item.
Rihanna at Arsenal vs Everton
On Saturday night, as Arsenal were spanking Everton in the Premier League, pictures spilled out onto social media revealing that Rihanna was at the game.
Rihanna was in attendance at the Emirates Stadium with her brother, Rorrey Fenty.
She appeared to be an Arsenal fan, as there was Arsenal blanket just behind the pop star.

source>> https://www.101greatgoals.com/news/social/rihanna-spotted-arsenal-vs-everton/

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Samsimple:
I have a friend that was employed as a secretary and paid handsomely... Many will agree with me that a nigerian church is no longer a non profit organisation, so dont be surprised when any church advertise job opportunities through any form of media.

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