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If you no stand well for that zone 4. Van fit just stop for your front, men come down con pick you.

If you no waka straight, same thing.

If you dey smile too much, or you dey put hand for pocket, or dey greet People anyhow... U for see yourself for EFCC office....

Governing a state like Rivers state can never be easy for anyone who is WEAK!

Naturally, ALL the ethnic groups in Rivers state are strong headed in nature.

I wonder where this Fubara guy emanate from sef.

No single ball!

I think it would be in the interest of the people to impeach him. How this one wan take fight opposition, how would he protect the interest of his people and the Niger Delta? How would he tame militants and cult groups?

How?

Toney should remain at Brentford please.

He shouldn't come and add to Chelsea's already complicated situation.

Brentford have no excuse for not taking three points here.

Hmmmm

I remember when I was airing my view about these crop of players. There's no amount of insults that I didn't receive here.

I'll always stick to more matured/experienced players.

hslbroker2:
From my own point of views, though internet and social medias have done some significants good things to this generation, but I still want to do believe that the bad impact this technology have on the younger generation is very bad compare to the good.

Nobody should come and nail me to the cross ooo, this just my own personal opinion been a father myself.

Meanwhile check my signature it may interest you.

I share the same view with you sir.

I prefer the internet of 2002 to 2005. Facebook, 2go and waptrickloaded.com

The Internet of now is just churning out fraudsters, prostitutes, cowards, and low IQ-ed trouser-sagging-imbeciles.

You just have to be a thug to survive Nigeria's politics.

Ain't no place for a gentlemen.

Damn!

The Niger Deltans are the most marginalised people on earth.

Nawa4nl:
Our economy is bad becos of lack of investments.

Air Peace will bring foreign exchange but instead of Nigeria to insisting of flying to London.
They are flying to Gatwick

The UK flies to Abuja & Lagos but Nigeria can't fly to London Heathrow.

When will Nigerians get sense?

You can start your own airline, and get the licence to fly from Nigeria to Heathrow.

Aren't you a Nigerian like Allen?

There are plenty of goats parading themselves as humans in this country.

Little wonder Buhari was reelected after a woeful first tenure as civilian President.

If you're hoping for a better Nigeria, then you must be underestimating the capability of a congregation of very stupid people.

Happy birthday PA Tinubu...

Never knew he wanted to form alliance with Atiku way back.

I told you people, these guys can align with themselves anytime their interests align.

mannobi:
Every time the national grid collapse. Can't they unbundle the grid and make it regional grid?

If the unbundle it, how will they award contracts to their cronies in Abuja?

You see ehn, Nigeria's problems are very easy to solve.

Very very very easy...

emkz:
What do you expect me to do; join you in tearing down the country?

No!!

Nigeria has never oppressed me.

Nigeria gave me extremely cheap and good education.

My parents were middle class and we never lacked.

Nigeria gave me good healthcare. I had two surgeries in Nigeria, one near my eye (which was free) and another one on my phalanges (which cost me only 8,000 naira for hospital supply).

Can you point out how many people were killed in Lekki tollgate?

Nigeria has not weaponized poverty against Nigerians. As many of you are running away, Chinese, Indians and Lebanese are rushing to Nigeria because they see a goldmine.

I am Nigerian. Nigeria has not abused me. I am grateful to be Nigerian.

By the Grace of God, Nigeria will get better for all of us, including those who never wish anything good upon the country?

You're just CAPPING!

Support for Fubara and Tinubu at the same time?

You'd think that they're confused.. But naaaaaaaaah.

They know exactly what they're doing!

Na anywhere wey belle face!

Don't just lose sleep defending any of these people.

They're all the same!

You'd think that they care about you...

They're only after their pockets..

PDP/APC/LP/SDP etc... They don't care!

Na anywhere wey belle face.

So you spend time online defending people who would never consider you for a 5m contract.

Common 5m ooooo

Sometimes I just laugh at people who spend time defending Nigerian politicians... Shameless people with no atom of shame, Na hin you dey defend?

Best thing right now, is to get involved ooooo. So that you can have access to the gold mine. No be to siddon for one village dey type plenty grammar on top people wey no give any fu*ck about you.

All I know is, after all this bragging and chest-beating, without oil from a certain region, 90% of states won't be able to pay salaries.

Nigeria survives on crude oil, without which, we will cease to exist.

helinues:
Iru iso wo ni yen?

Nso ke atang?

helinues:
Sango OTA is a federal road

And so?

Not true.

Omehia has received his palliative.

Hold your carton of indomie well ooooo. No allow any court intimidate you.

Love and light Pelumi

VIKTO83:
Give Gumi d contract of securing Kaduna and u will see peace. Then after 2years raise another militia group of very few persons possibly high profile secret military group and kill Gumi. Peace will return.

In the Niger Delta, there vessels carrying bunkered oil that the military cannot touch.

Intercept them, and you'll get a call from your commanding officer to release the vessel...

These oil thieves have generals under their payroll.. So what makes you think Gumi is just a mere Islamic Scholar?

Panda7:
Even a politician don't earn up to a million monthly and that is not even with an employee job. So shove up your lies begger

You're kidding right?

There's no week I don't see the payslip of a salary earner making 20m+ per annum.

If I include their allowances and bonus... You'll faint!

Lol

helinues:
Nah, we don't need to import anything. CBN just approved some loans to our farmers.

You can't plant in a day and reap that same day

Where is the effect of all the loans that were approved by Your Buhari-led administration?

Or does it take 12 years for the plants to grow?

This thread should be moved to comedy section please.

I think there's need to start verifying users on nairaland with a valid means of Identification.

From there, we can categorise users based on their ages.

A young man who hasn't paid rent up to 5 years, or who doesn't know the cost of gravel, sharp sand and cement would just open a thread and his fellow trouser-sagging age mates would fill up the whole thread validating their unrealistic way of thinking.

Money this, money that.... I can bet my testes 95% of the under 30's screaming make money don't have the first liquid 10m in all their bank accounts combined.

Sirmwill:
I dont know if it's wrong buh


I'm just scanning through the names of the culprits and noticing something


Who else is noticing

To early for this.

ndudiogeleka:
na person like u wen u parents waste money to sends skool if actually u have any..so davido that has billions and still release new
Music, a rich trader that has boys that learn his business and still settle his boys, lecturer still teach students and the end up become richer.. people orgnise seminar eventhough they are rich ..and u come spit rubbish and to show ur level of stupidity ..i am very sure u are a small nitwit who thinks been a yahoo boy has made u achieve something that make u level of reasoning to be shallow..so next time learn principle of econmics that ones needs are insatiable amd that is why we offer service that make one pay and which satisfy the value for thier money.
so stop been stupid because u want to be heard of ur foolish post

Dear frustrated Nigerian,

It's obvious that we ain't on the same pedestal.

Happy sales man!

Best regards.

Like N700?


How do you go broke to the extent of not having N700?

And you don't have friends or family members that you can reachout to for at least the first N100k?


You had to shamelessly ask a prospective client for N700 transport.

You've been buying and selling on offerup since 2014, 10 years later you don't have a mini warehouse?

Abeg wetin you teach your students?

Better Mama!

But you should have just peacefully showed us what you gave your kids for lunch without mentioning the amount that you spent in preparing the meal.

In this Tinubu's "trial by error economy", that meal won't cost less than N5,000 to prepare.

That Hollandia Yoghurt alone is N1,300!


Are you related to Remi or you're pro-APC?

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